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VT HF{"id":10386,"date":"2018-02-20T07:45:25","date_gmt":"2018-02-20T05:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/?p=10386"},"modified":"2018-02-20T02:36:59","modified_gmt":"2018-02-20T00:36:59","slug":"rezolvati-singuri-problemele-sunteti-copii-tata-gura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/rezolvati-singuri-problemele-sunteti-copii-tata-gura\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0218i mai rezolva\u021bi-v\u0103 \u0219i singuri problemele, c\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi copii cu \u021b\u00e2\u021ba-n gur\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"Cum d\u0103m cu nasul \u00eentr-un rahat g\u0103sit \u00een iarba verde s\u0103rim la g\u00e2tul primarului. Cum ni se pare c\u0103 am v\u0103zut o ma\u0219in\u0103 parcat\u0103 aiurea \u00eel futem \u00een gur\u0103 pe primar. Pe feisbuc \u0219i pe unde ne mai vine la gur\u0103. Ca \u0219i cum primarul ar trebui s\u0103 stea toat\u0103 ziua dup\u0103 curul nostru \u0219i s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 gunoaiele aruncate de noi. S\u0103 ne m\u0103ture curtea personal\u0103, s\u0103 ne explice c\u0103 anumite chestii nu \u021bin de competen\u021ba poli\u021biei sau a prim\u0103riei, ci de cei \u0219apte ani de acas\u0103, c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi scuipi chi\u0219tocul pe strad\u0103 nu \u021bine nici de serviciul de salubritate ci, repet, de cei \u0219apte ani de-acas\u0103.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i mai termina\u021bi odat\u0103 cu prostiile! Nu mai fabrica\u021bi cazuri cu necazuri ca s\u0103 fi\u021bi \u0219i voi, cumva, b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103. Mai rezolva\u021bi-v\u0103 \u0219i singuri problemele personale. C\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi copii. Imediat fugu\u021ba ba la prim\u0103rie, ba la mama, ba la tata, ba la poli\u021bie. Cu 50 de ani \u00een spate \u0219i v\u0103 da\u021bi mai copii dec\u00e2t copiii. Halal ani tr\u0103i\u021bi. A\u021bi fost ni\u0219te r\u0103sf\u0103\u021ba\u021bi ceau\u0219i\u0219ti \u0219i a\u021bi devenit ni\u0219te m\u00e2r\u021boage cu ciucuri.<\/p>\n
V\u0103 tot aud pe c\u00e2te unii… Ce bine era pe vremea lu’ cea\u0219c\u0103, c\u0103 aveam de munc\u0103, c\u0103 eram a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a, c\u0103 primeam… Primeai pe dracu s\u0103 te ia. Nu primeai nimic. Primeai doar munc\u0103 \u0219i at\u00e2t! Ba nu, \u0219i b\u0103taie dac\u0103 aveai curajul s\u0103 te \u00eempotrive\u0219ti…<\/p>\n
C\u0103, da, cretinule, atunci nu aveai tupeul s\u0103 spui c\u0103 primarul, c\u0103 poli\u021bia, c\u0103 dracu \u0219i cu lacu. Da. Nu. Da, nu aveai tupeul s\u0103 arunci chi\u0219tocul de M\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti pe strad\u0103 c\u0103 te s\u0103lta imediat securitatea \u0219i-\u021bi futea pulane la palm\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103lpi p\u00e2n\u0103 beh\u0103iai. Da, nu aveai tupeul atunci s\u0103 mergi la poli\u021bie \u0219i s\u0103 reclami faptul c\u0103 progenitura ta s-o pi\u0219at \u00een pat fix la ora dou\u0103 noaptea. Atunci erai cuminte. Aveai de lucru. Da, \u0219i salam cu soia. Da, dar erai mucles.<\/p>\n
Acum e\u0219ti tare-n gur\u0103. Dar e\u0219ti tare-n gur\u0103 prost. C\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0103la se pi\u0219\u0103 pe c\u0103catul c\u00e2inelui t\u0103u te zburle\u0219ti la prefectur\u0103. C\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0103la \u00ee\u0219i arunc\u0103 din ma\u0219in\u0103 prezervativul cu spermatozoizi de bolovan te faci c\u0103 nu vezi. C\u0103 dac\u0103 aia \u00ee\u0219i arunc\u0103 obeul plin cu c\u0103cat zici OMG, WTF \u0219i LOL, c\u0103 at\u00e2t mai \u0219tii s\u0103 spui. Romglezule.<\/p>\n
Nu mai tr\u0103ie\u0219te Br\u00e2ncu\u0219i, c\u0103 sigur ar fi avut un subiect genial de sculptat, rom\u00e2nul care e copil tot timpul. Rom\u00e2nul care mereu d\u0103 vina pe primar, pe prefect, pe parlamentar. C\u0103, de, rom\u00e2nul care bea la cr\u00e2\u0219ma din col\u021b e mai de\u0219tept dec\u00e2t to\u021bi rom\u00e2nii. C\u0103, de, d\u0103-i \u00een pula mea, to\u021bi ie pro\u0219ti, chiar dac\u0103 dispar p\u0103durile, c\u0103, de, to\u021bi ie ni\u0219te t\u00e2mpi\u021bi, c\u0103 procuroarea, c\u0103 pre\u0219edintele, c\u0103 partidul, c\u0103 pula ta de d\u0103\u0219tept ce ie\u0219ti! De ce pula ta nu e\u0219ti tu pre\u0219edinte de partid, c\u0103 de ce pula ta nu e\u0219ti tu b\u00e2lb\u00e2itul de Iohanis?!<\/p>\n
C\u0103 umbl\u0103 babele cu prohabul desf\u0103cut noaptea pe la ferestre, cu bi\u0219oni \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een Armani nu-i o problem\u0103. C\u0103 te \u00eempiedici de pemp\u0103rsul plin de euri al vecinului nu-i o problem\u0103. C\u0103 te caci din mers, c\u0103 be\u0219e\u0219ti ca porcul pe strad\u0103, c\u0103 scuipi viru\u0219i \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i-n dreapta, c\u0103 str\u0103nu\u021bi cu botul deschis spre universul care \u00eenc\u0103 te mai suport\u0103 nu-i o problem\u0103. Bine c\u0103 ie\u0219ti tu d\u0103\u0219tept, d\u0103\u0219teptule care stai tu \u00een pat \u0219i te ui\u021bi ca boul la tembelizor fix c\u00e2nd al\u021bii stau \u00een strad\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u021bi mai dea \u021bie \u0219ansa s\u0103 prime\u0219ti o pensie \u00een plus.<\/p>\n
Exact. Mai rezolva\u021bi-v\u0103 \u0219i singuri problemele idioate. C\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi copii. La 50 de ani. C\u0103 anumite idio\u021benii nu \u021bin de prim\u0103rie, prefectur\u0103 sau de alte institu\u021bii de c\u0103cat ale statului rom\u00e2n. \u021ain de voi. Doar de voi.<\/p>\n
\u0218tii ce face un prieten de-al meu c\u00e2nd fumeaz\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 are \u00een ma\u0219ina lui? E foarte atent la ce face cu chi\u0219tocul de \u021bigar\u0103 c\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 se scape de el! Crede-m\u0103. C\u0103 sunt cu ochii pe el ca pe butelie. Nu am devenit stresul lui, ci indicatorul care \u00eei arat\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i copiii lui merit\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 iarb\u0103 curat\u0103, asfalt care nu pute, autostr\u0103zi f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2ini maidanezi.<\/p>\n
\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva. Pentru c\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2n, de\u0219i nu prea mai suport s\u0103 m\u0103 identific cu rom\u00e2nii, \u00eel mai stresez pe un rom\u00e2n care e ungur. \u00cei explic tot timpul, cu t\u00e2i\u0219 \u0219i cobor\u00e2\u0219, c\u0103 vomitatul nu e o ea \u0219i c\u0103 extrateritorialitate nu e un el. \u0218i crede-m\u0103, rom\u00e2ne, c\u0103 unguroaia (n-am gre\u0219it) aia nu se sup\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n
Deci, hai s-o l\u0103s\u0103m mai moale cu jalbele aruncate ba la prim\u0103rie, ba la prefectur\u0103, ba \u00een curtea vecinului, ba sub pre\u0219ul de la u\u0219\u0103. Ba c\u0103 \u0103la se cac\u0103 cu stropi, ba c\u0103 \u0103la se face, ba c\u0103 diverse. Voi a\u021bi v\u0103zut c\u0103 \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 \u00een care a crescut num\u0103rul de turi\u0219ti \u0219i de loca\u021bii de cazare a sc\u0103zut num\u0103rul de sucursale bancare? Nu? Bine. O s\u0103 vorbim \u0219i despre asta. Promit. \u0218i nu m\u0103 mai \u00eenjura\u021bi \u0219i judeca\u021bi a\u0219a de tare. C\u0103 v\u0103 chiar voi pe voi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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