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Ardem \u021big\u0103ri. Ardem minute c\u0103ut\u00e2nd minuni la tomberonul vie\u021bii. Ne futem, uneori, \u00een timp ce \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 convie\u021buim. Ne fute, inutil, grija de al\u021bii. Ne spurc\u0103m ca dispera\u021bii \u0219i bem sperma boului crez\u00e2nd c\u0103-i nectar. Ne prostim. Cic\u0103, hai s\u0103 tr\u0103im. Hai s\u0103 hulim. A fost ora 12 de multe ori \u00een via\u021ba asta. A mea. Acum simt \u0219i miros de vanilie. Azi mi-am f\u0103cut \u0219i cafea. Bun\u0103. Ieri am hr\u0103nit \u0219i-o curv\u0103. Femeie, scuze, femeie. Acum hr\u0103nesc un paracetamol, cu durere cu tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe blog era lini\u0219te deplin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apar iar eu. La ora 4, trebuia. La 4 \u0219i-un minut nu mai trebuia. Acum nu mai trebuie nimic. A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 o am, \u00eentrebarea. Ce-a mai bun\u0103 \u00eentrebare! Azi mi-am dat seama c\u0103, uneori, chiar \u00eemi dau seama. \u0218tiu, o s\u0103 apar\u0103 iar prostul, care o s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u0219i-o s\u0103 fie din nou prost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simt c\u0103 \u0219i durerile dor r\u0103u c\u00e2teodat\u0103. Cu tot cu fi\u021be \u0219i scheme de paracetamol. Ai paracetamol, ai lab\u0103, ai pul\u0103, ce faci? P\u0103i, desenezi, ce c\u0103cat s\u0103 faci altceva! Apoi ascul\u021bi curcubeul. Apoi, mai nimic. Vezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vezi\npe dracu`. Ce, pula mea, vezi? Mi-am f\u0103cut u\u0219\u0103 special\u0103 de intrare fix \u00een sufletul\nmeu \u0219i nu mai \u0219tiu unde pula mea mi-am l\u0103sat cheia! De ce te consternezi? Sunt\n\u00een pioneze. Cu ciucuri. Momentan. Dar am avut un dialog cu mine, erai \u0219i tu\nprin preajm\u0103. \u00ce\u021bi mul\u021bumeam c\u0103 exi\u0219ti, \u00eemi mul\u021bumeai c\u0103-\u021bi mul\u021bumeam c\u0103\nexist\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Azi m\u0103 vulnerabil, azi nu-s adaptabil. Azi a\u0219 vrea ca s\u0103 scriu. Doar s\u0103 fiu. F\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bii c\u0103 scriu. De c\u00e2teva zile doar fotografiez f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 privesc. F\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bii c\u0103 fotografie. Nu \u0219tiu ce fac. Doar simt. Ascult. Ating. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai simt mirosul de vanilie. Am avut \u0219i o emo\u021bie. Era din copil\u0103rie. Apoi, cumva, mi-am revenit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O s\u0103 mai hr\u0103nesc \u0219i m\u00e2ine un c\u00e2ine, poate \u0219i-o curv\u0103, poate \u0219i-un prost, poate o s\u0103-mi aduc aminte \u0219i de mine, de tine. Femeia \u0219i calul, frumoase fiin\u021be, n\u0103r\u0103va\u0219e fiin\u021be. \u0218i Cezar e el, cumva. Am fotografiat ce uneori nu voiam s\u0103 fotografiez. Azi v\u0103d totul cu al\u021bi ochi. Mi-e team\u0103 de mine, mi-e team\u0103 acum, c-am de tot, \u0219i nu \u0219tiu de ce. Sunt prea dezbr\u0103cat, prea dezarmat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Azi m\u0103 proptesc de turle, de nimic, de ruine. Poate, m\u00e2ine, m\u0103 reg\u0103sesc. Poate. Deocamdat\u0103, sunt. Deocamdat\u0103, tr\u0103iesc. De moarte mi-e fric\u0103, \u0219i ast\u0103zi \u0219i m\u00e2ine. Probabil c\u0103 \u0219i mor\u021bii i-o fi fric\u0103 de mine. C\u0103, altfel, nu-mi explic de ce nu ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ardem \u021big\u0103ri. Ardem minute c\u0103ut\u00e2nd minuni la tomberonul vie\u021bii. Ne futem, uneori, \u00een timp ce \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 convie\u021buim. Ne fute, inutil, grija de al\u021bii. Ne spurc\u0103m ca dispera\u021bii \u0219i bem sperma boului crez\u00e2nd c\u0103-i nectar. Ne prostim. Cic\u0103, hai s\u0103 tr\u0103im. Hai s\u0103 hulim. A fost ora 12 de multe ori \u00een via\u021ba asta. 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