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Pun o poz\u0103 \u0219i\nscriu nimic. Adic\u0103, pula, adic\u0103 instagram. Adic\u0103, nu mai scriu, de ce dracului\ns\u0103 mai scriu ceva, c\u0103 doar nu-s pe facebook. Ce valoare mai are scrisul? Scriu?\nSunt penibil. Postez o poz\u0103 cu mine \u00een chilo\u021bi de pe dealul fericirii? Deci,\nexist. Coaie reci, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 prime\u0219ti vie\u021bi, adic\u0103 sute, miliu\u0103ne de\nlaicuri. Ce m\u00e2\u021b\u0103, ce pisici cu 7 vie\u021bi, instagram, cont \u0219i gata, po\u021bi s\u0103\nnemuritor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te d\u0103 amanta\nafar\u0103 din pizd\u0103 \u0219i reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 imortalizezi momentul? Ce faci? Bravo, e\u0219ti\nd\u0103\u0219tept, istagram frate, adic\u0103 e\u0219ti p\u0103 trend, ce organele tale de reproducere! Amantul\n\u00ee\u021bi spune c\u0103 ai pizda c\u00e2t f\u00e2nt\u00e2na lu` \u021ba\u021ba Floarea? Perfect, f\u0103, proasta dracului, o poz\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 cu ea p\u0103\ninstagram. \u00cen cinci minute e\u0219ti viral\u0103, nu te mai deviruseaz\u0103 nici mama lui\nbitdefender. O s\u0103 te faci v\u0103det\u0103. P\u0103 instagram, desigur. Nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 tu\npu\u021bi a prostie. Cur s\u0103 ai, picioare \u0219i pizd\u0103 pe care s-o insinuezi, at\u00e2t\nconteaz\u0103, instagram te sus\u021bine la greu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m de\nha\u0219taguri. B\u0103i, frate, fr\u0103tiuc, fr\u0103\u021biuere, f\u0103r\u0103 ha\u0219tag e\u0219ti holocaust, pizdoc,\npuloc, dr\u0103ncil\u0103, veorica. F\u0103r\u0103 ha\u0219tag nu te-ai n\u0103zcut, nu urinezi, nu fu\u021bi, nu\ncaci, nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci, nu nimic. F\u0103r\u0103 ha\u0219tag e\u0219ti v\u00e2nt care nu se simte, e\u0219ti\nfurtun\u0103 care nu-i, e\u0219ti ins f\u0103cut din eprubet\u0103, probabil de alchimi\u0219ti f\u0103r\u0103\npul\u0103. Pune ha\u0219tag #muietralala! Ce, zici? P\u0103i, e\u0219ti terminat. Nu tu \u0219tii ce-i\naia ha\u0219tag? Ha\u0219tag \u00eenseamn\u0103 totul, ur\u0219i, p\u0103duri, \u021bar\u0103, patriot, c\u0103cat cu perje,\nlume de rahat, pipi\u021be, manele, muie, pul\u0103, pizd\u0103, cur. Ha\u0219tagul este totul, \u00een\nton\u021bi \u0219i \u00een toante. Bag\u0103 la crap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar cu inimioarele, de pe instagram, termin\u0103m acest capitol. Momental. Ai primit o inimioar\u0103. Pe instagram. Ce faci? \u00ce\u021bi spun eu, vorba unui prieten, sugi pula. Asta nu-i r\u0103u, problema e c\u0103 \u0219i la a\u0219a ceva \u00ee\u021bi trebuie pul\u0103. Ai dou\u0103 inimioare. Problem. \u00ce\u021bi trebuie dou\u0103. Pule, ce dracului nu ai \u00een\u021beles? Ai trei sau mai multe inimioare? Ai ajuns \u00een rai. Acolo sugi preferen\u021bial, cu acatiste, f\u0103r\u0103, cu aghiasm\u0103, cu multe moa\u0219te sau cu prosteal\u0103 de la maici sau c\u0103lug\u0103ri care produc br\u00e2nz\u0103 sf\u00e2nt\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 oi, vaci sau capre ude la pizd\u0103. Deci, aten\u021bie la inimioare. Pe instagram. Inimioarele-s \u00een tont \u0219i \u00een toante. F\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103car o inimioar\u0103 e\u0219ti terminat. E\u0219ti dincolo de dus cu capul. \u0218i cu asta \u00eenchei. Nu sunt analfabet. Am scris inen\u021bionat cum am scris. Ne vedem pe instagram. Acolo, de ce pula mea s\u0103 mai scriu? M\u0103 scuza\u021bi, acolo, de ce organul meu genital s\u0103 mai scriu, nu e v\u0103zubil tot? Precizez, nu e un articol reclam\u0103, e doar o p\u0103rere. Bate \u0219i v\u00e2ntul. Ador asta. \u0218i e \u0219i cald. De zici c\u0103-i prim\u0103var\u0103. \u0218tiu asta din surse sigure, am geamul la dormitor deschis. \u0218i Cezar se linge pe pul\u0103. Ne vedem c\u00e2nd ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim. Resigila\u021bi s\u0103 fim, c\u0103 instagrame \u0219i feisbuciene curg g\u00e2rl\u0103, la greu. Eu. Acela\u0219i eu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pun o poz\u0103 \u0219i scriu nimic. Adic\u0103, pula, adic\u0103 instagram. Adic\u0103, nu mai scriu, de ce dracului s\u0103 mai scriu ceva, c\u0103 doar nu-s pe facebook. Ce valoare mai are scrisul? Scriu? Sunt penibil. Postez o poz\u0103 cu mine \u00een chilo\u021bi de pe dealul fericirii? Deci, exist. Coaie reci, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 prime\u0219ti vie\u021bi, adic\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11044,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nHai s\u0103 ne instagram - Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/hai-sa-ne-instagram\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hai s\u0103 ne instagram - Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Pun o poz\u0103 \u0219i scriu nimic. 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