Nu asta am vrut.\nNu un astfel de tur doi. Dar rom\u00e2nul a decis. Se bate Zdr\u0103ncil\u0103 cu \u0102la. Ani de\nzile am avut pre\u0219edin\u021bi cu escu. Acum avem cu hanis \u0219i cu nil\u0103. \u0218i? \u0218i at\u00e2t.\nTot \u00eentr-o Rom\u00e2nie suntem. Acelea\u0219i fabrici \u0219i uzine au disp\u0103rut. Nimic\nschimbat. Dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi convine, bag\u0103-te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 a ajuns\nrom\u00e2nul s\u0103 voteze o zdr\u0103ncil\u0103, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 am ajuns la osie, suntem cam de un\nmare c\u0103cat. Limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 are diacritice. Nu, \u00eemi spune prostul, pot s\u0103 scriu \u0219i\nf\u0103r\u0103. Dar \u00een englez\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti cu diacritice, proasta satului? Nu, zice.\nAha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cu cine, pula\nmea, s\u0103 mai votez? Am doi handicapa\u021bi. P\u0103i, cic\u0103, cu cel mai pu\u021bin prost. Zic\nunii. Serios? De ce pula mea s\u0103 tot aleg cu \u0219mecherii c\u0103rora nu le pas\u0103 de\nmine? Cum pula mea o ajuns o zdr\u0103ncil\u0103 \u00een turul doi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103i, manelistule,\ncum pula mea ai putut s\u0103 pui \u0219tampula aia pe zdr\u0103ncil\u0103? B\u0103, tu e\u0219ti mare prost.\nB\u0103i, hanistule, cum pula mea s\u0103 tot votezi ca pula. Da, ca pula ai votat. Pula\nnu \u0219tie carte, intr\u0103 oriunde, eventual, intr\u0103 acolo unde o direc\u021bionezi cu\nm\u00e2na, dac\u0103 intr\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 ai pul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103\nacum \u00een \u021bar\u0103 e ca la prim\u0103rie c\u00e2nd un Mircia de la Deva urma s\u0103 fie trimis la\npu\u0219c\u0103torie \u0219i devenii l-au ales primar. B\u0103, tu chiar e\u0219ti prost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce-ai f\u0103cut, Bobi\u021b\u0103,\ndoi \u0219mecheri, \u0219i unul prost ca altul, \u00een turul doi? Ce c\u0103cat m\u0103n\u00e2nci, Bobi\u021b\u0103?\nDiminea\u021ba tu te caci pe tine? Eu cu cine pula mea s\u0103 votez acum? Tu e\u0219ti\ncon\u0219tient\/\u0103 de ce ai f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-o zis \u0103la c\u0103\nai cu cine s\u0103 votezi. Ai votat cu pula dracului s\u0103 te ia. Turul doi. Cu cine\npula mea s\u0103 votez? S\u0103-l anulez? \u0218i ce-am rezolvat? S\u0103 ajung\u0103 analfabeta aia? S\u0103\nvin\u0103 iar \u0103la cu casele lui s\u0103-\u0219i ia ni\u0219te vacan\u021b\u0103 de cinci ani? Am avut ce s\u0103\nvot\u0103m \u0219i am votat-o pe mama, care are 88 de ani \u0219i diverse. Acum votez ce vrei\ntu, nu-i a\u0219a, Bobi\u021b\u0103? C\u0103 a\u0219a-i modelul. Mie-mi spui?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nu asta am vrut. Nu un astfel de tur doi. Dar rom\u00e2nul a decis. Se bate Zdr\u0103ncil\u0103 cu \u0102la. Ani de zile am avut pre\u0219edin\u021bi cu escu. Acum avem cu hanis \u0219i cu nil\u0103. \u0218i? \u0218i at\u00e2t. Tot \u00eentr-o Rom\u00e2nie suntem. Acelea\u0219i fabrici \u0219i uzine au disp\u0103rut. Nimic schimbat. Dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi convine, bag\u0103-te. Dac\u0103 a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1,483,508],"tags":[435,509],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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