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Pe cap, proasta p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. \u00cen cap poate s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 \u00een varz\u0103, c\u0103 e\u0219ti varz\u0103. Mama, f\u0103-mi pe picior, c\u0103 am o pul\u0103 pe el. D\u0103-o la o parte. Dar \u00eemi place, mama! Mama, vreau pufule\u021bi. Mama, c\u00e2t mai avem p\u00e2n\u0103 la punctul ge? Punctul ge e \u00een pizd\u0103, prostanco. Mama, eu de ce nu sunt acas\u0103 de 1 decembrie? Pentru c\u0103 tre` s\u0103 te faci bine, proasto. Un pic mai bine. Mama, eu de ce am scurgeri de s\u00e2nge? Pentru c\u0103 te-ai futut aiurea, proasta lu` MAMA.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama, de ce curge\ns\u00e2nge din mine? Pentru c\u0103, Alinu\u021ba lu` mama, te-ai futut invers. Mama, dar de\nce e s\u00e2ngele ro\u0219u? Pentru c\u0103 e\u0219ti tu proast\u0103, mama. Mama, dar eu de ce nu \u0219tiu\ncum s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u0219 f\u0103r\u0103 tine la 22 de ani? Pentru c\u0103 tu e\u0219ti proast\u0103, mama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103, ai \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u0219i tu proaste de genul \u0103sta? B\u0103, c\u00e2t po\u021bi s\u0103 taci f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i spui uneia care-i proast\u0103 cu spume, c\u0103-i proast\u0103? Mie \u00eemi vine s\u0103-mi fac firm\u0103 de emitere certificate de proaste cu acte \u00een regul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama, pot s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u0219 pe uretr\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 am 22 de ani? Mama, pot s\u0103 te \u021bin de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 fut? Mama, mama, \u0103la mi-o b\u0103gat pula \u00een pizd\u0103, mama, mi-o b\u0103gat-o bine? Mama, eu de ce am r\u0103mas gravid\u0103? Mama, eu mai pot s\u0103 ejaculez dac\u0103 nu mai pot s\u0103 fac copii? Mama, mama, Unde e\u0219ti, mama?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama, dar eu de ce nu am prieteni? Pentru c\u0103-\u021bi rozi unghiile, proasto. Dar, mama, de ce nu m\u0103 pot opri din ros unghiile? Pentru c\u0103-\u021bi rozi unghiile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar, mama, e mult\np\u00e2n\u0103 acolo. Cam da, mama. Bine, mama. Mai avem un pic, mama. Vezi, mama, e\nziu\u0103. V\u0103d, mama. \u0218i apoi se face sear\u0103 \u0219i la 22 de ani, mama? Da, mama, \u0219i la\n22 de ani se face mai apoi sear\u0103. Bine, mama. N-am \u0219tiut. Acum poate o s\u0103 \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar, mama, pot s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc. Da, mama. P\u0103i cum e s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, mama? A\u0219a cum faci tu acuma, mama, ca o… mama. Bine, mama. De azi o s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc. Cum, mama? P\u0103i cum mi-ai zis tu. Bine, mama. Tr\u0103ie\u0219te. Dar sim\u021bi c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti? Da. Bine, mama, tr\u0103iesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama, e\ndiminea\u021b\u0103. Da, mama. E fain. \u0218tiu, mama. Mama, dar de ce \u0103sta nu \u0219i-o b\u0103gat\npula \u00een mine? Nu \u0219tiu, mama, probabil c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 doarme. P\u0103i de ce doarme? Mama,\ndoarme. \u0218i eu de ce sunt treaz\u0103? Pentru c\u0103 te-ai trezit, mama. Aha. \u0218i de ce\nm-am trezit. Nu te-ai trezit, mama. Doar dormi pe tine. Cum dorm pe mine, mama?\nLas\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi explic \u00een alt\u0103 via\u021b\u0103, mama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama, dar tu de\nce e\u0219ti mama? C\u0103 sunt mama. Mama, de ce e\u0219ti mama? C\u0103-s mama. Mama, mama, hai,\nte rog, mama, de ce e\u0219ti mama? Pentru c\u0103-s proasta de m\u0103-ta, adic\u0103 mama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama, vreau s\u0103 beau ap\u0103. Bea. Am 22 de ani, mama, te rog ajut\u0103-m\u0103. Pe sus sau pe jos. Nu, mama, bea de pe jos. De pe care jos, mama? Pe sus e plin de ap\u0103, pot s\u0103 beau \u0219i de acolo? Da, mama. Bea ap\u0103 \u0219i at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama, mama, vreau\nmuzic\u0103. Unde, mama? La na\u0219tere? De ce, mama? Ca s\u0103-l fac violonist. Mama, nu\nmai bine \u00eel faci manelist? Mama! Da, mama?\n\n\u0218i\nuite a\u0219a au tr\u0103it fericite p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2nci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bi. Cu mama \u0219i cu mama.\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mama, f\u0103-mi \u00een cap. Pe cap, proasta p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. \u00cen cap poate s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 \u00een varz\u0103, c\u0103 e\u0219ti varz\u0103. Mama, f\u0103-mi pe picior, c\u0103 am o pul\u0103 pe el. D\u0103-o la o parte. Dar \u00eemi place, mama! Mama, vreau pufule\u021bi. Mama, c\u00e2t mai avem p\u00e2n\u0103 la punctul ge? Punctul ge e \u00een pizd\u0103, prostanco. Mama, eu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10793,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[468,200,1097],"tags":[44],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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