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B\u0103, b\u0103ie\u021bi, b\u0103i pizdifica\u021bilor, b\u0103i purt\u0103tori de fuste \u0219i silcoane pe curul vostru fleo\u0219c\u0103it, femeia aia de care vorbi\u021bi voi, se fute c\u0103 vrea ea, m\u0103, nu c\u0103 vre\u021bi voi. Voi doar v\u0103 imagina\u021bi c\u0103 se fute \u00een draci, cu oricine \u0219i oric\u00e2nd. Pizda, f\u0103t\u0103l\u0103ilor, nu e-n palm\u0103. Dac\u0103 a\u021bi fi mers \u0219i voi m\u0103car o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 la lec\u021bia de anatomie chiar \u0219i mama voastr\u0103 ar fi putut afla c\u0103 o pizd\u0103 se afl\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentre picioarele ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i femeia de pe centur\u0103 se fute cu tine \u201d\u00een draci\u201d, chiar dac\u0103 o pl\u0103te\u0219ti, \u00eens\u0103 doar dac\u0103 cumva te place. Excep\u021biile confirm\u0103 regula, zic \u0219i io. Dar, \u00een general, femeia de pe centur\u0103 se fute c\u0103 vrea bani \u0219i se a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 termini repede, chiar dac\u0103 acas\u0103, poate, se fute \u00een draci, adic\u0103 chiar \u0219i dou\u0103 ore, cu un singur mascul sau cu un dildo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aia-i moart\u0103 dup\u0103 pul\u0103! S\u0103 mori tu! Singura pizd\u0103 pe care ai v\u0103zut-o \u00een via\u021ba ta e ne\u021bes\u0103lata lu` nevast\u0103-ta \u0219i deja ai p\u0103reri avizate? B\u0103, prostie anemic\u0103 cu pizd\u0103-n cap \u00een loc de creier, nevast\u0103-ta e moart\u0103 dup\u0103 pulili altora pentru c\u0103 tu nu ai a\u0219a ceva!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Niciodat\u0103 n-am ascultat de ce mi-a\u021bi spus voi. Oricare femeie se fute pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a vrea ea. \u00cen draci sau \u00een dumnezei, depinde de b\u0103rbat, dac\u0103 o fost la… Arsenie sau la… Preafericitul aurit. Ai doar o atitudine machiavelic\u0103 \u0219i jur pe barba lui Belzebut, c\u0103 proast\u0103 creatur\u0103 e\u0219ti atunci c\u00e2nd faci o femeie curv\u0103. Curv\u0103-i leoaica, c\u0103\u021beaua, m\u00e2\u021ba, evanghelica, prea fericitul pulii care pute a haur. Femeia nu-i curv\u0103, e cumva, ce, tu, manelistul ortodox care te dai, nu ai cum s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218tiu, o s\u0103 vin\u0103 femeile necrofage \u0219i-o s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 am scris c\u00e2nd eram aproape mort, o s\u0103 vin\u0103 nefericitele \u0219i-o s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 am scris prea trist, o s\u0103 vin\u0103 ortodoaxele \u0219i-o s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 am fost prea neortodoxit c\u00e2nd mo botezat mama. \u0218i mai \u0219tiu c\u0103 voi fi acuzat de p\u0103cate arseniebocisme, de la moda arsenie boca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen fine, doar spuneam, deci g\u00e2nde\u0219te. Aia nu se fute \u00een draci, pentru c\u0103 spui tu, aia se fute c\u0103 vrea ea. Nu-i cel mai tare articol pe care l-am scris, dar am vrut s\u0103-\u021bi dau doar o palm\u0103, la fundule\u021b, PIZDIFICATORULE, c\u0103 prea m-am s\u0103turat de fustele tale, pizdificatule. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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