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Era prea sear\u0103. Prea noapte. Prea \u00eentuneric. \u0218i el, cu prea preaurile alea a ie\u0219it din cas\u0103, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 se dea cu liftul p\u00e2n\u0103 la etajul 9. Futu-i, \u0219i-a zis! Etajul nou\u0103? Din nou? \u0218i s\u0103 treac\u0103 prin coridorul \u0103la dramatic, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se de pere\u021bi? \u00cenduio\u0219at \u0219i plin de acrofobie s-a urcat \u00een lift. Butoanele \u0219i tablele tremurau ca apucatele. Nu func\u021biona. P\u0103n\u0103 la etajul 9 a murit de vreo 9 ori. La etajul nou\u0103 se g\u00e2ndea la Petre \u021au\u021bea. Se putea \u0219i mai r\u0103u, \u00ee\u0219i zicea omul care a mai r\u0103mas din el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A b\u0103tut \u00een u\u0219\u0103 cu tot cu alaiul de sudori pe care l-a ob\u021binut \u00een mod gratuit \u00een lift. I-a deschis. Nu, i-a strigat din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, intr\u0103. \u0218i el a intrat, mai ales c\u0103 se \u0219tia la etajul 9. Au povestit. Mai mult el. Mai mult ea, uneori. \u0218i alteori. Apoi tot ea la luat de m\u00e2n\u0103. L-a dus \u00een dormitor. Acolo s-au re\u00eent\u00e2lnit. Ea a devenit ea, el a devenit tot ea. S-au scurs clipe, ore. S-a f\u0103cut \u00eentr-un final \u0219i diminea\u021b\u0103. P\u0103tr\u0103\u021boas\u0103, chiar. Liftul \u00eenc\u0103 era acolo. \u00cel a\u0219tepta, nervos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A plecat. C\u0103 ea, trebuia s\u0103 plece. \u0218i ea. La servici. \u0218i el, \u00een timp ce cobora, cu liftul, futu-i, se g\u00e2ndea, \u00eemi este, oare, fric\u0103 de moarte sau de lift? \u0218i-apoi s-a f\u0103cut pu\u021bin ziu\u0103. Da, erau mul\u021bi nori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd suferi de\nliftologie, mai exact de acrofobie, nu-\u021bi f\u0103 o prieten\u0103 blond\u0103 (culoarea\np\u0103rului nu are nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu acrofobia), alege etajul unul, de acolo po\u021bi\noric\u00e2nd s\u0103 prive\u0219ti r\u0103s\u0103ritul sau s\u0103 sari \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 \u00een caz de incendiu. \u00cen\nplus, \u0219i dac\u0103 te caut\u0103 poli\u021bia, \u00ee\u021bi rupi un picior, eventual, dar nu mori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu fac referire la nimeni. Scriam doar despre un prieten care nu suport\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea \u0219i care prefer\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cu picioarele pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Acest prieten uneori vrea s\u0103 se \u00eenal\u021be \u0219i pe la etajul 3 \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 seama c\u0103 are ame\u021beli. \u0218i \u00een seara asta m-a sunat \u0219i mi-a spus c\u0103-l doare capul. Prietenul meu, da, el m-a sunat. \u00cel durea pe partea dreapt\u0103 a capului, fix unde creierul lui e… Cum naiba le zice la strugurii \u0103ia atrofia\u021bi? Am un lapsus. Hai c\u0103 mai vorbim. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stai, voiam s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva \u0219i am uitat. A\u0219a-i c\u0103-i mai bine s\u0103 stai la part(i)er? S\u0103 stai la nou\u0103, cu liftul paradit, cu putoare de gunoi menajer pe casa sc\u0103rii, cu culoar care face leg\u0103tura \u00eentre acela\u0219i bloc, cu p\u0103tr\u0103\u021bele pe geam dup\u0103 ce, prin absurd, \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 \u0103la de te-o futut… cam peste tot \u0219i n-ai apreciat, avea barb\u0103, asta \u00eemi pare Petre \u021au\u021bea. \u0218i el s-o futut \u00een cur 13 ani pentru marmote ca tine… ca mine. Glumesc. Marmot\u0103 e\u0219ti tu! Cite\u0219ti ce am scris? \u0218i fosta mea prof\u0103 de rom\u00e2n\u0103 de la liceu m\u0103 cite\u0219te. \u0218i tot prost sunt. F\u0103-m\u0103 tu prost, c\u0103 s\u0103 vezi ce \u021bi-o iei. Da, \u0219tiu, \u0219i pro\u0219tii sunt pro\u0219ti c\u00e2teodat\u0103. C\u00e2te odat\u0103. C\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori \u00een acela\u0219i timp nici chiar ei nu reu\u0219esc. A\u0219a sunt eu, prost, uneori. Doar uneori. C\u00e2nd virgulele le folosesc blondele ascut scobitori.. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Era prea sear\u0103. Prea noapte. Prea \u00eentuneric. \u0218i el, cu prea preaurile alea a ie\u0219it din cas\u0103, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 se dea cu liftul p\u00e2n\u0103 la etajul 9. Futu-i, \u0219i-a zis! Etajul nou\u0103? Din nou? \u0218i s\u0103 treac\u0103 prin coridorul \u0103la dramatic, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se de pere\u021bi? \u00cenduio\u0219at \u0219i plin de acrofobie s-a urcat \u00een lift. 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