Nu-\u021bi trebuie trei coaie ca s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 sistemul informatic din Rom\u00e2nia e de c\u0103cat. Dar dac\u0103 ai dou\u0103 coaie, coaie – fr\u0103tiuc, po\u021bi s\u0103 te consideri b\u0103rbat. Cumva. Bine, \u0219tiu, acum, toate femeile care m\u0103 cunosc \u0219i care citesc ceea ce scriu acum, vor spune c\u0103 eu nu am coaie. P\u0103i n-am coaie mari, dar pula…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 revin cu \u0219omajul. Deci, m-am dus la \u0219omaj. S\u0103 m\u0103 neindemnizez. Acolo o g\u0103sesc pe una indemnizat\u0103 \u0219i nefutut\u0103 de vreo c\u00e2\u021biva ani. Palid\u0103, cu ochelari de vedere, cu blugi mai str\u00e2mtu\u021bi, nu prea, s\u0103 nu se vad\u0103 c\u0103 n-are cur, cu o bluz\u0103 cu sutien xxl care imit\u0103 \u021b\u00e2\u021bele, preocupat\u0103 de ce dracu sim\u021bea ea, adic\u0103 de voia ei. B\u0103i, zic, aici o s\u0103 se lase cu… proaste. Serios?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i vreau s\u0103 devin \u0219i eu \u0219omer neindemnizat, \u00een via\u021ba asta, c\u0103 pe asta n-am f\u0103cut-o. Zic. \u0218i s\u0103 uit\u0103, proasta dracului, p\u0103 sistem, s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 chiar sunt liber profesionist. Nu eram, ap\u0103ream, c\u0103 cic\u0103 eram indemnizat neindemnizat, adic\u0103 aveam un contract \u00eencheiat. Dar activ. Chiar foarte activ. Eu mort de mult timp, dar activ. Eram \u00een fa\u021ba ei. \u0218i-mi spune. \u0218i eu rectific. Imediat. \u00cen sistem, \u00een sistemul lor de c\u0103cat numit Revisal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Revin a doua zi. Tot nefutut\u0103. Cu aceea\u0219i blugi. Cu alt\u0103 bluz\u0103 \u0219i \u021b\u00e2\u021bari care \u00ee\u021bi ridic\u0103 \u021b\u00e2\u021bele \u0219i te scoate din r\u00e2ndul femeilor cu pielea \u00een valuri, respectiv \u021b\u00e2\u021be peste burt\u0103, burt\u0103 peste ce dracului… etc. De tanti Aglaia de la \u0219omaj vorbesc. Alte dou\u0103 Agl\u0103i, ne\u021bes\u0103late \u0219i prost futute sau nefutute, s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, o \u00eencadreaz\u0103 pe nefututa mea de-a st\u00e2nga \u0219i de-a dreapta. Da, \u00een total sunt trei nefutute bine sau deloc \u0219i-s la… \u0219omaj. Femeile alea nu \u0219i-au gre\u0219it cariera, sunt fix acolo unde le era locul, adic\u0103 la \u0219omaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bun, zic, m\u0103car nu am de-a face cu o nefutut\u0103 pe care n-am mai v\u0103zut-o. Ia, tanti, vezi c\u0103 sunt \u0219omer neindemnizat? Nu, z\u00e2ce, proasta, la ITM s\u0103 vede, da` la mine ba. \u0218\u00ee rabd. \u0218\u00ee mai rabd. \u0218i tac. \u0218i m\u0103 tot \u00eentorc. \u0218i o \u00eenjur \u00een g\u00e2nd. \u0218i r\u0103bufnesc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i m-ai du-te \u00een ce mor\u021bi pe care \u00eei vrei tu, ca s\u0103 nu fiu misogin. P\u0103i \u0219i care-i problema mea c\u0103 institu\u021biile statului rom\u00e2n nu reu\u0219esc s\u0103 se sincronizeze? Care-i problema mea c\u0103 ave\u021bi serv\u0103re de c\u0103cat, \u00eemp\u00e2nzite pe la te miri ce dracu de institu\u021bie cu rol de vedet\u0103? Dar sincroniza\u021bi-v\u0103, dracului, odat\u0103, \u0219i mai scoate\u021bi \u0219i fosilele la pensie. C\u00e2nd vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 fac neindemnizat am \u0219i eu preten\u021bii, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219tepte una futut\u0103 bine, cu cur bombat, cu \u021b\u00e2\u021be, cu blugi de la naic, mai de\u0219teapt\u0103 ca mine, cu preten\u021bii \u00een pat \u0219i \u00een cad\u0103, cu gusturi rafinate c\u00e2nd e vorba de vin ro\u0219u. Zic \u0219i io, c\u0103 doar nu dau cu parul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen pula mea, numai nefututele \u0219i fleo\u0219c\u0103itele se pot angaja pe veci la finan\u021be, \u0219omaj, ITM (exclud itm Hunedoara, unde am, unde eram, unde aproape c\u0103 am rupt un monitor \u0219i-un scaun, glumesc, ho!)?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce\npula mea trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc la prima or\u0103 ca s\u0103 le pot face s\u0103 r\u00e2njeasc\u0103 pe\ncaprele alea nefutute de la \u0219omaj, finan\u021be etc.? Am \u00eencercat cu bor\u0219, de la\nbunica. Da, pe bunica am p\u0103strat-o \u00een portbagaj, pentru bor\u0219. Nu le place. Am\n\u00eencercat cu lamuia pe care mi-o iau de la statul \u00een rom\u00e2n de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu.\nNimic. Inoportune, inodore, insipide, nimic, femei care se pi\u0219\u0103 pe unde se cac\u0103\n\u0219i care vomit\u0103 c\u0103cat de fiecare dat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218tiu,\no s\u0103 spune\u021bi c\u0103-s vulbar, vulgar, chiar. P\u0103i, care femeie nu-\u0219i dore\u0219te un\nb\u0103rbat bulgar, vulbar. Vulgar, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La\nfemeia aia de la \u0219omaj o s\u0103… Sau las\u0103. E prea proast\u0103 \u0219i prea b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 pentru\nmine. O s\u0103 m\u0103 mai duc. Pe la ea. S\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 n-o murit, c\u0103 mi-e poft\u0103 de-o\ncoliv\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apropo,\ntu, aia cu nasul mare \u0219i ascu\u021bit, clitorisul \u00ee\u021bi at\u00e2rn\u0103 pe timpul verii? \u0218i, m\u0103\nrog, tu, aia, ne\u00eensemnata, cu curul b\u0103gat \u00een cur, din st\u00e2nga tat\u0103lui\n(traducere, proasta de la \u0219omajul meu c\u00e2nd am vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 neindemnizez), c\u0103nd te\ncaci, te caci pe tine mereu, c\u0103 aveai vocea cam suav\u0103 c\u00e2nd am fost la voi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva. De ce pula mea nu ave\u021bi paznici? C\u0103 sunte\u021bi la \u0219omaj? Ce c\u0103cat \u0219oma\u021bi? V-au p\u0103r\u0103sit \u0219i paznicii? P\u0103i \u0219i-au dat seama chiar \u0219i ei c\u0103 p\u0103zesc proaste, pe care oricum nu le fute nimeni? D\u0103\u0219tep\u021bi b\u0103ie\u021bi. \u00centrebare, p\u0103 iei cine dracului \u00eei fute. \u0218tiu, o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eempul\u0103i, o s\u0103 m\u0103 trimi\u021bi la dracu. C\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi ia s\u0103 faci asta? Hei, nu de paznici vorbeam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nu-\u021bi trebuie trei coaie ca s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 sistemul informatic din Rom\u00e2nia e de c\u0103cat. Dar dac\u0103 ai dou\u0103 coaie, coaie – fr\u0103tiuc, po\u021bi s\u0103 te consideri b\u0103rbat. Cumva. Bine, \u0219tiu, acum, toate femeile care m\u0103 cunosc \u0219i care citesc ceea ce scriu acum, vor spune c\u0103 eu nu am coaie. P\u0103i n-am coaie […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[200],"tags":[1102,1101],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n