M-am trezit cu lumea-n cap. Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 m-am n\u0103scut. Mi-am adus aminte. Da, chiar m-am n\u0103scut. Supt un vagin. \u0218i dup\u0103 ce m-am n\u0103scut, am fost \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-un treling \u0219i apoi am fost aruncat \u00eentr-un saltar pe colidorul contemporan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a c\u0103 m-am\nhot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u00e2nd tot, la pre\u021b de c\u0103cat. Nu ve\u021bi pl\u0103ti taxe suplimentare \u0219i\npromit s\u0103 livrez totul la timp, timpul prezent. Ofer \u0219i ad\u0103lma\u0219. Taxa de turist\nr\u0103t\u0103cit o pl\u0103tesc eu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i-am f\u0103cut \u0219i-o list\u0103 cu ceea ce mi-am propus s\u0103 v\u00e2nd. Deci, vertical \u0219i orizontal, timidu\u021b, \u00eencerc s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u00e2nd diverse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 opresc aici.\nMi-am propus s\u0103 m\u0103 implic \u00een salvarea planetei. Am crezut c\u0103 pot s\u0103 plec \u00een\nfumul Australiei. Se pare c\u0103 nu am suficien\u021bi pixeli pentru ei. Nikoanele mele\nnu sunt suficiente. Nu sunt primit. M\u0103 mai str\u0103dui. Ne mai vedem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M-am trezit cu lumea-n cap. Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 m-am n\u0103scut. Mi-am adus aminte. Da, chiar m-am n\u0103scut. Supt un vagin. \u0218i dup\u0103 ce m-am n\u0103scut, am fost \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-un treling \u0219i apoi am fost aruncat \u00eentr-un saltar pe colidorul contemporan. A\u0219a c\u0103 m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u00e2nd tot, la pre\u021b de c\u0103cat. Nu ve\u021bi pl\u0103ti […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11098,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[225,526,670],"tags":[1105,1103,1104],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n