Nu mai pupa\u021bi moa\u0219te \u0219i cruci, goli\u021bi magazinele de \u0219ampon, s\u0103pun \u0219i solu\u021bii de sp\u0103lat vase, spal\u0103-te la cur dup\u0103 ce te caci, insist\u0103 cu jegul de sub unghii, nu mai str\u0103nuta ca un bou\/vac\u0103 peste tot, nu te mai masca ca s\u0103 pari brusc grijuliu, spal\u0103 dracului legumele alea \u00eenainte s\u0103 le hale\u0219ti, c\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103 \u0103la-i gripat nu sta bot \u00een bot cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103\nevi\u021bi pupatul cu oricine, suptul la oricine, linsul la oricare. Sau, c\u00e2nd\nlingi, dac\u0103 tot vrei s\u0103 lingi, ia cu pit\u0103, s\u0103 nu-\u021bi fie grea\u021b\u0103 sau s\u0103 dai \u00een\nintoxica\u021bii chinezovirusariene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva. Dac\u0103 tot \u021bi-e fric\u0103 de viru\u0219ii \u201dchineji\u201d, du-te dracului \u00een p\u0103dure. Ia-\u021bi fasole, ceap\u0103, cartofi \u0219i bri\u0219c\u0103, cort, sac de dormit \u0219i amnar \u0219i izoleaz\u0103-te. \u00ce\u021bi garantez eu c\u0103 chinezovirusul vie\u021bii nu vine acolo. E\u0219ti mai \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. Pe scara blocului \u0219i la televizor circul\u0103 mai mul\u021bi viru\u0219i dec\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi imaginezi tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenc\u0103 una \u0219i gata. \u0218i nu mai fute progenitura la cap cu chestii de genul \u201dnu mai alerga\u201d, \u201dnu-i voie\u201d, \u201dstai pe loc c\u0103 o s\u0103 cazi \u0219i te love\u0219ti\u201d. Las\u0103-l dracului s\u0103 se r\u0103neasc\u0103, s\u0103 cad\u0103 – \u0219tie mai bine ca tine s\u0103 cad\u0103 (dac\u0103-l la\u0219i), nu-i mai fute imunitatea, c\u0103 aia-i sf\u00e2nt\u0103, nu moa\u0219tele alea \u00eempu\u021bite pe care le m\u00e2ng\u00e2i cu chilo\u021bii so\u021bului \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 a\u0219a o s\u0103 mai vezi \u0219i tu o pul\u0103 sculat\u0103. Prea dur pentru tine? Scuze, cred c\u0103 m-am virusat. N-am restartul la mine, deci, asta e. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nu mai pupa\u021bi moa\u0219te \u0219i cruci, goli\u021bi magazinele de \u0219ampon, s\u0103pun \u0219i solu\u021bii de sp\u0103lat vase, spal\u0103-te la cur dup\u0103 ce te caci, insist\u0103 cu jegul de sub unghii, nu mai str\u0103nuta ca un bou\/vac\u0103 peste tot, nu te mai masca ca s\u0103 pari brusc grijuliu, spal\u0103 dracului legumele alea \u00eenainte s\u0103 le hale\u0219ti, c\u00e2nd […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11151,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[468,670],"tags":[1109,84,1110],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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