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S6 uq{"id":11168,"date":"2020-03-28T19:58:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T17:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/?p=11168"},"modified":"2020-03-28T20:11:10","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T18:11:10","slug":"despre-vaca-covid-si-nervul-sciatic-la-cretini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/despre-vaca-covid-si-nervul-sciatic-la-cretini\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre vaca covid \u0219i nervul sciatic la cretini"},"content":{"rendered":"\nNervul\nsciatic este cel mai lung \u015fi cel mai voluminos din corpul omenesc \u0219i porne\u0219te\ndin plexul sacral. Acest mu\u0219chi inerveaz\u0103 foarte mul\u021bi al\u021bi mu\u0219chi din corpul\nomenesc. C\u00e2nd acesta \u00eencepe s\u0103 doar\u0103, e bai mare. E semn c\u0103 individul care \u00eel\nposed\u0103 (sau care e posedat de acest mu\u0219chi, mai corect), se afl\u0103 \u00eentr-un mare\npericol. Sau urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenfrunte un mare pericol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Curul\nvacii covid, adic\u0103 gaura neagr\u0103 care s-a deschis \u00een acest \u00eenceput de prim\u0103var\u0103,\nse afl\u0103 \u00een amonte \u0219i e fix la c\u00e2\u021biva milimetri de chizda \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103torului\nmamifer numit generic \u0219i criz\u0103 existen\u021bial\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u00e2nc\u0103m\nvaci de c\u00e2nd lumea. Dar vaca asta covidit\u0103 parc\u0103 ne st\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t. Mai ales c\u0103 nu reu\u0219im\nnicicum s-o \u00een\u021belegem, c\u0103 beh\u0103ie, cic\u0103, cu ideograme \u0219i hieroglife. Culmea e c\u0103,\nde\u0219i nu e prezent\u0103 fonetic, ne sufoc\u0103 fizic. Nu vrem s\u0103 o accept\u0103m, dar nici\ns-o vedem, de\u0219i, indirect, ea ne este ar\u0103tat\u0103 \u00een carne \u0219i oase, \u00een piele \u0219i\norgane interne. Am fute-o, dar nici nu st\u0103, nici nu pleac\u0103. Parc\u0103-i o fantom\u0103\ncare face mi\u0219to de noi masturb\u00e2ndu-se pe str\u0103zi \u0219i prin spitale. Apare aici \u0219i\ndispare de dincolo. Ne masc\u0103m, s\u0103 nu ne vad\u0103, s\u0103 nu ne cear\u0103 cartea de\nidentitate \u0219i s\u0103 ne identifice, dar ea tot ne g\u0103se\u0219te. Pe te miri unde. Noi o\nc\u0103ut\u0103m cu lum\u00e2narea, ea ne sufl\u0103 \u00een ceaf\u0103 \u0219i ne r\u0103pe\u0219te cu tot cu fitil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-un\nfel – sunt tare curios s\u0103 aflu dac\u0103 felul vostru e asem\u0103n\u0103tor cu cel al mor\u021bii\n\u00een agonie – ne e fric\u0103 de ea. Dar nici nu ne temem. Ie\u0219im, viteji, cu pieptul\ndezvelit, fix \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, \u0219i strig\u0103m la ea, s-o fut pe m\u0103-ta! \u0218tiu, s\u0103 te\nexprimi liber e un drept fundamental, garantat prin sf\u00e2nta constitu\u021bie \u0219i\n\u00eenc\u0103lcat, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, prin toate mijloacele posibile aflate la \u00eendem\u00e2na\nor\u00e2nduirii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i\npentru c\u0103 un nerv sciatic traverseaz\u0103 zv\u00e2rcolindu-se toat\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een timp ce un\nnerv sciatic mai uria\u0219 trece pe furi\u0219 dintr-o parte \u00een alta a lumii, unii s-au angoasat.\nZis-au ei c\u0103 ace\u0219ti nervi extrem de inervan\u021bi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 doar\u0103 tocmai din\ncauza unei vaci de ras\u0103 nou\u0103, nobil\u0103, cu chizda umflat\u0103 \u0219i aflat\u0103 tot \u00een amonte,\ndar mai pe st\u00e2nga, numit\u0103 \u0219i Virusata cu Curoan\u0103. \u0218i au spus stop joc. Nu mai\nt\u00e2nji\u021bi la vaca chinezeasc\u0103 cu coroan\u0103 c\u0103-i nimfoman\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103 fute de nu v\u0103 mai\nvede\u021bi. Sta\u021bi p-acas\u0103. Prin cas\u0103. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103. C\u0103 nu-i chiar r\u0103u. Mai vede\u021bi\n\u0219i voi de cas\u0103, de cei de acas\u0103, c\u0103 poate s-or surpat toate de c\u00e2nd n-a\u021bi mai\ndat p-acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Altfel spus, sper s\u0103 fiu \u00een\u021beles \u0219i de cei care \u0219tiu s\u0103 scrie \u0219i cu \u201dan pula mea\u201d, vaca covid \u0219i nervul sciatic la cretini e un substitut care se manifest\u0103 cam \u00een felul urm\u0103tor. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii \u00eencep s\u0103-\u0219i sug\u0103 pula, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 videoceat \u0219i c\u0103 astfel \u00ee\u0219i satisfac femeile obosite de c\u0103utat scule mai \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u0219ate sau de c\u0103lcat izmene \u0219i chilo\u021bi rugini\u021bi \u00een cur, ling\u00e2nd tocul de la termopanul din balcon, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd sticla cu o Monic\u0103 mai creol\u0103 ascuns\u0103 printre sculili ruginite din beci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd, st\u00e2nd p-acas\u0103, descoperim c\u0103 avem un muzeu ticsit cu antichit\u0103\u021bi demn de r\u0103zbel cu British Museum, respectiv, talente neb\u0103nuite, femei nefutute, copii din flori de nu m\u0103 uita, musta\u021ba la femeie, pizdificarea b\u0103rbatului, s\u0103punul \u0219i apa, lini\u0219tea str\u0103zii, pl\u0103cerea de a te trezi la c\u00e2t vrea mu\u0219chiul t\u0103u sciatic, solitudinea, luna, soarele, r\u0103utatea vecinului, p\u0103rin\u021bii \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, soacra care \u00eenc\u0103 mai r\u0103cne\u0219te la tig\u0103i \u0219i crati\u021be, gunoaiele aruncate peste tot, p\u0103duri arz\u00e2nd, animale ucise de dragul de a ucide, toloboni care cred c\u0103 \u0219erve\u021belul e bun de m\u00e2ncat cu \u0219ni\u021bel din piept de pui, zombi\u0219ti care trag apa la bud\u0103 de trei ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, b\u0103rba\u021bi care nu mai \u0219tiu c\u0103 au plecat de acas\u0103 alalt\u0103ieri, \u021big\u0103ri crescute \u00een gura pruncilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen strad\u0103 doar poli\u021bie, pistoale la br\u00e2u, girofaruri aprinse, megafoane, smurd, salvare, oameni r\u0103t\u0103ci\u021bi sau masca\u021bi. \u0218i mult\u0103 lini\u0219te. Vaca covid ne linge pe laringe cu limba ei v\u00e2scoas\u0103 dar ne \u0219i \u00eendeamn\u0103 s\u0103 st\u0103m lini\u0219ti\u021bi, \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103, pe barba ei. Noi nu. Noi vrem ardoare, vrem adrenalin\u0103, vrem s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 \u0219i altora le place carnea de vac\u0103 corovidat\u0103. Vrem s\u0103 ne r\u00e2dem de al\u021bii care stau prin cas\u0103, vrem s\u0103 ne r\u00e2dem de italieni, de spanioli, engleji \u0219i chineji. Noi futem vaca covidat\u0103! Noi facem mi\u0219to de viru\u0219i \u0219i de natur\u0103, c\u0103, deh, ce scula noastr\u0103, noi suntem rom\u00e2ni, urma\u0219ii lui Decebal. Armata n-are ce s\u0103 caute \u00een strad\u0103, poli\u021bia s\u0103-\u0219i vad\u0103 de pizda ei, adic\u0103 s\u0103 nu ne mai tot fut\u0103 la cap cu statul \u00een cas\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ne spuneau s\u0103 ie\u0219im pe str\u0103zi, noi st\u0103team \u00een cas\u0103, las\u0103-i dracului pe al\u021bii s\u0103 ias\u0103 afar\u0103. Dac\u0103 ne spun \u0103\u0219tia sta\u021bi dracului \u00een case, noi vrem pe str\u0103zi, h\u0103b\u0103uci, \u00eend\u0103r\u0103tnici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moare lumea? S\u0103 nu mor eu, zice baba de la 7. Hai la chio\u0219c, ce \u021b\u0103\u021bele mele! Nu mai sunt semin\u021be? \u0218i filmul, filmul, cum dracului m\u0103 mai uit la fim? Iaurtul e m\u00e2ncat \u00eenainte s\u0103 fie produs. S-a scumpit \u0219i clorul. \u0218i s\u0103punul. Se spal\u0103 \u0219i rom\u00e2nul? Au disp\u0103rut \u0219i obeurile, at\u00e2t de mult s\u00e2nge a \u00eenceput s\u0103 curg\u0103?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vre\u021bi\nafar\u0103, la munc\u0103, la mici, la bere pe teras\u0103!? Dar de c\u00e2nd n-a\u021bi mai stat\np-acas\u0103, cu copiii, cu vecinul, cu unchiul, cu veri\u0219orii, cu nesuferi\u021bii la\npove\u0219ti? \u0218ah de c\u00e2nd nu a\u021bi mai jucat? Dar c\u0103r\u021bi prin cutii mai ave\u021bi? A\u021bi avut\nc\u0103r\u021bi prin cas\u0103 vreodat\u0103? Nu de joc, de citit. Chestiile alea cu foi, cu\ncoper\u021bi, cu titlu \u0219i subtitlu, cu scris, cu propozi\u021bii \u0219i fraze, cu puncte \u0219i\nvirgule, cu cratime, cu semne de exclamare sau de \u00eentrebare, da, despre alea\nvorbesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cad prizele prin c\u0103mar\u0103, becuri arse, apa se scurg\u0103t\u0103ce\u0219te\nne\u00eencetat printre micile g\u0103uri ruginite din conductele comuni\u0219tilor. La un robinet\nse aude simfonia a noua a lui Beethoven. O tabl\u0103 cade, una se strecoar\u0103 printre\ncase. A\u021bi tot fost pleca\u021bi. Mereu cu capul plecat. A\u021bi uitat s\u0103 v\u0103 mai uita\u021bi\n\u00een sus sau \u00een jur. Totul mecanic, ceasul a devenit un accesoriu pentru fi\u021be, nag\u00e2\u021bi\ncu tobe, muzica-i c\u0103 trebuie. Copii scr\u00e2\u0219nesc din din\u021bi\u0219ori, cu crescutul lor\nnesim\u021bit de fin, p\u0103m\u00e2ntul respir\u0103 greu sub povara latrinelor voastre \u0219i unii,\ntotu\u0219i, vor ca voi s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi. Vre\u021bi s\u0103 muri\u021bi \u00eencorona\u021bi cu viru\u0219i? Nu pute\u021bi,\npentru c\u0103 \u00een vremurile noastre \u0219i moartea a devenit un lux, nu e pentru\noricine. S\u0103 mori azi, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 ai bani la ciorap, s\u0103 fii cu\ntoate taxele la zi, s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti popi, gropari, latifundiari de morminte, s\u0103\nstr\u00e2ngi bani pentru dup\u0103 moartea ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103-i lini\u0219te pe str\u0103zi?! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, pu\u021bin\u0103 lini\u0219te. T\u0103cerea str\u0103zii nu aduce moarte, ci doar lini\u0219te. Eu \u00ee\u021bi propun s-o ador\u0103m. Vaca covidit\u0103 nu vrea \u00een case, vrea doar pe str\u0103zi. Iar nervul sciatic e mai relaxat \u00een c\u0103ldura fotoliului \u0219i a familiei tale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sufl\u0103\nv\u00e2ntul ca nebunul. A\u0219a, \u0219i? Preaferici\u021bii m\u00e2ncau sarmale, al\u021bii se hr\u0103neau cu\nap\u0103. Ieri. \u0218i azi. Apoi b\u0103teau clopote cu hran\u0103 pentru h\u0103mesi\u021bii lumii. \u0218i Papa\n\u0219i-o z\u00e2s vorba, fie domnul cu ei, trez\u00e2t, s\u0103racul, \u00een miez de noapte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103\ntreci cu mutra astupat\u0103, cu aiere de prost rulat \u00eentr-un salam f\u0103cut dintr-un\nlinoleum colorat, haurat, frezat, a toate adaptat? E greu. \u0218tiu. E mult prea\ngreu. \u0218tiu, dar nu-i chiar imposibil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prieteni, e fain, uneori, s\u0103 stai acas\u0103. Vaca covidit\u0103 \u0219i nervul sciatic chiar ucid. Moartea nu-i acas\u0103, ci la chizda vacii \u00eencoronat\u0103. F\u0103 gogo\u0219i, sarmale, piftie, p\u00e2ine cu ou, sparge semin\u021be, cite\u0219te, feisbuce\u0219te cu respect \u0219i cu responsabilitate, sun\u0103-\u021bi prietenii \u0219i neamurile, preg\u0103te\u0219te-te pentru cheful cel mare. Ajut\u0103-i \u0219i pe al\u021bii. Nu te zg\u00e2rci, c\u0103 nu vei lua nimic cu tine. Hai. S\u0103 stai acas\u0103. E cald \u0219i bine. Nu mor caii c\u00e2nd vor c\u00e2inii, dar mor pro\u0219tii c\u00e2nd vrea vaca covidit\u0103. \u0218i nu mai inerva nervul sciatic c\u0103 te pi\u0219c\u0103 la laringe \u0219i te \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219ti de \u201dmor, mor\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu cred c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 mori umilit de o vac\u0103 cu chizda aflat\u0103 nelalocul ei. Tu vrei s\u0103 mori s\u0103n\u0103tos ca un bou. A\u0219a c\u0103 spor, baft\u0103 \u0219i miracole. V\u0103 pup\u0103 tiku, mascat \u0219i de la distan\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nervul sciatic este cel mai lung \u015fi cel mai voluminos din corpul omenesc \u0219i porne\u0219te din plexul sacral. Acest mu\u0219chi inerveaz\u0103 foarte mul\u021bi al\u021bi mu\u0219chi din corpul omenesc. C\u00e2nd acesta \u00eencepe s\u0103 doar\u0103, e bai mare. E semn c\u0103 individul care \u00eel posed\u0103 (sau care e posedat de acest mu\u0219chi, mai corect), se afl\u0103 \u00eentr-un […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11169,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[210,1111,468],"tags":[600,1109,1112],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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