Ora 23: 30, 30.03.2020.\nAproximativ. Ies cu Cezar p\u00e2n\u0103 la abeceu. Distan\u021ba de la scara blocului p\u00e2n\u0103 la\ntejgheaua nonstopului aproximativ 50 de metri. Am cu mine zgard\u0103 pe Cezar,\nles\u0103, plas\u0103, bani, cheia de la interfon. La abeceu un agent de la poli\u021bia\nlocal\u0103. Dau bun\u0103 seara, cump\u0103r \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorc. C\u00e2nd ajung \u00een drept cu casa sc\u0103rii\nopre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u00een dreptul meu \u0219i m\u0103 opresc doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti. Tinerei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unul g\u00e2iguie ceva\nlegat de numele lui \u0219i de gradul pe care \u00eel poart\u0103 pe um\u0103r. N-am \u00een\u021beles nimic.\nDar am spus, bine. Vor declara\u021bie pe propria r\u0103spundere. N-am, zic. La mine. E\n\u00een cas\u0103, scara e aici la 10 metri. Vin s-o aduc dac\u0103 ajut\u0103 la ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i nu, c\u0103\ntrebuia s-o ave\u021bi la dumneavoastr\u0103. Buletin ave\u021bi, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103? Da, dar tot \u00een\ncas\u0103, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 duc la abeceul aflat la 50 de metri cu buletin, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 servesc\ndec\u00e2t dac\u0103 am bani che\u0219 la mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bine. V\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi cenepeul, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 unul? Da, m\u0103car cenepeul am reu\u0219it \u0219i eu s\u0103-l \u00eenv\u0103\u021b. Nu-i bun, zice, poli\u021bistul. Mai insist\u0103, zic. Vorba \u0103luia, eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 m-am n\u0103scut fix de ziua mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219te \u0103la\ndin dispecerat \u0219i zice a\u0219a, \u0219i? E el. Ce mai vrei s\u0103 \u0219tii? C\u0103 nu-i el? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bun, \u0219i acum hai\ns\u0103-\u021bi spun p\u0103rerea mea despre aceast\u0103 situa\u021bie. Deci. Avem a\u0219a. Am ie\u0219it din\nbloc \u0219i am trecut strada p\u00e2n\u0103 la abeceu, circa 50 de metri. Eram cu Cezar.\nZgard\u0103, les\u0103, tot ce vrei. M\u0103 opre\u0219ti \u00een drept cu scara unde urma s\u0103 intru \u0219i\nm\u0103 \u00eentrebi de declara\u021bie. M\u0103 ofer s\u0103-\u021bi dau \u0219i buletin \u0219i declara\u021bie dar n-o\nmai vrei pe motiv c\u0103 n-o aveam la mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i hai s\u0103-\u021bi zic, poli\u021bist t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i incon\u0219tient care e\u0219ti. Dac\u0103 era mama ta acolo nu f\u0103ceai la fel. Opre\u0219te-m\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103-m\u0103 de h\u00e2rtii dac\u0103 a\u0219a \u021bi se impune. Dar nu te \u00eencorda aiurea dac\u0103 sunt la scara blocului \u0219i sunt pa\u0219nic \u0219i nu refuz s\u0103 m\u0103 legitimez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-am spus c\u0103-\u021bi aduc documente din casa care era la 30 de secunde distan\u021b\u0103. Dac\u0103 tot vrei s\u0103 faci o treab\u0103 f\u0103-o p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. \u00cenva\u021b\u0103 de la cei mai b\u0103tr\u00e2ni. Vrei documente? Sunt acas\u0103. P\u0103i, hai, s\u0103 le vezi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 aveam h\u00e2rtia\naia stupid\u0103 pe care am scris c\u0103 am ie\u0219it p\u00e2n\u0103 la abeceu \u0219i CARE ORICUM R\u0102M\u00c2NE\nLA MINE cu ce pula mea te ajut\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i ca s\u0103-mi dovede\u0219ti c\u00e2t e\u0219ti de prost mi-ai pus o \u00eentrebare, \u00een timp ce cel\u0103lalt m\u0103 verifica \u00een re\u021beaua na\u021bional\u0103 dac\u0103 chiar sunt Traian Urie\u0219, m-ai \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 Cezar e ciob\u0103nesc german. Pe bune? Doar tu m\u0103 puteai \u00eentreba asta. P\u0103i, dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi la Cezar, prima dat\u0103, e clar c\u0103 e Hitler. N-are cum s\u0103 fie ciuaua \u0219i nici bichon maltez. C\u0103 are 40 de kile \u0219i moaca e ca a lui Hitler. Deci, tu la ce film te ui\u021bi, c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi, poli\u021bistule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218tiu, probabil c\u0103 te-am inervat prea tare. O s\u0103-mi fac h\u00e2rtii. Multe. Dar numai dac\u0103 mama, care are 88 de ani, o s\u0103 binevoiasc\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be \u0219i pe mine cum se fac pozele, cum se scrie, cum se cite\u0219te, c\u0103 io \u00ees prost r\u0103u. Io nu \u0219tiu cum se fac pozele, iar despre scris, dracul \u0219tie ce dr\u0103covenie mai e \u0219i aia. Iar c\u00e2nd m\u0103 mai opre\u0219ti, domnule poli\u021bist, a\u0219tept s\u0103 vrei \u0219i documente. M-ai verificat \u00een spa\u021biul na\u021bional. A\u0219a, \u0219i? C\u0103utai altceva \u00een afar\u0103 de covid? Atunci s\u0103 nu-mi mai ceri declara\u021bii pe propria r\u0103spundere la scara blocului pe care nu vrei s\u0103 le vezi. C\u0103 devii stupid \u0219i te iau \u0219i \u00een colimatoriu. Te faci de r\u00e2s, nu de alta. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ora 23: 30, 30.03.2020. Aproximativ. Ies cu Cezar p\u00e2n\u0103 la abeceu. Distan\u021ba de la scara blocului p\u00e2n\u0103 la tejgheaua nonstopului aproximativ 50 de metri. Am cu mine zgard\u0103 pe Cezar, les\u0103, plas\u0103, bani, cheia de la interfon. La abeceu un agent de la poli\u021bia local\u0103. Dau bun\u0103 seara, cump\u0103r \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorc. C\u00e2nd ajung \u00een […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11176,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[468,88,817],"tags":[1109,1112,41],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n