Dragi babe, dragi mo\u0219i. V\u0103 rog eu, nu mai da\u021bi vina pe tineret, c\u0103 unii dintre voi a\u021bi cam tr\u0103it, carevas\u0103zic\u0103, degeaba, \u00een timp ce ei sunt h\u0103b\u0103uci, dezorienta\u021bi, tocmai pentru c\u0103 unii dintre voi, cum spuneam, a\u021bi tr\u0103it degeaba, n\u0103sc\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 \u00een era care nu v\u0103 coafeaz\u0103 nicicum. Mama, care are 88 de ani, st\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. I-am spus s\u0103 stea \u00een cas\u0103, st\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. Alimente \u0219i alte produse de igien\u0103 personal\u0103 \u00eei duc eu, c\u0103 e normal s\u0103-i duc eu, c\u0103 doar pe mine m\u0103 mai are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ies la abeceu s\u0103-mi iau \u021big\u0103ri, o bere, semin\u021be, ciocolat\u0103, diverse. N-am loc de babe \u0219i de mo\u0219i. Stau ei frumos gr\u0103m\u0103joar\u0103 \u0219i sporov\u0103iesc, chicotesc \u0219i fac mi\u0219to de t\u00e2n\u0103ra de 22 de ani care, infatuata secolului, \u00ee\u0219i permite s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 pe mo\u0219negi la dracu \u00een cas\u0103. Nu-i vede poli\u021bia, jandarmeria, DSP-ul, nimeni nu-i vede, de parc\u0103, dragii de ei, bunici \u0219i bunicu\u021be ce sunt ei, cu baticuri \u0219i toiege, cu bacciluri \u0219i ananas la bot, ar purta pe ei plato\u0219e din piele de elf pentru viru\u0219i, acarieni \u0219i c\u0103pu\u0219e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 duc la abeceu s\u0103-mi iau ron\u021b\u0103ieli, m\u0103 opre\u0219te poli\u021bia \u0219i-mi cere h\u00e2rtiu\u021b\u0103 pe propria r\u0103spundere, \u00een timp ce la acela\u0219i abeceu zace un morman de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni pro\u0219ti, incon\u0219tien\u021bi \u0219i teribili\u0219ti, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i bage nimeni \u00een seam\u0103, nici m\u0103car c\u00e2nd tu\u0219esc ca o locomotiv\u0103 cu aburi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103i tataie, b\u0103i mamaie, s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 vezi dac\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 tai o bomb\u0103 cu bomfaierul e un act de prostie \u0219i teribilism. Dac\u0103 tot vre\u021bi s\u0103 muri\u021bi, v\u0103 rog eu, muri\u021bi prin cas\u0103 pe la voi \u0219i mai ales singuri. Eu nu vreau s\u0103 mor cu genera\u021bia voastr\u0103. Eu vreau s\u0103 mor dup\u0103 ce fiic\u0103-mea face 18 ani, dup\u0103 ce mai fac cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 milioane cinci sute \u0219aizeci \u0219i ceva de fotografii, dup\u0103 ce mai scriu 79.577 de articole pe blog, dup\u0103 ce-mi public c\u0103r\u021bile, dup\u0103 ce mai v\u0103d alte 170.000 de monumente istorice. Deci, v\u0103 rog eu, sta\u021bi dracului \u00een cas\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 pun cu burta pe telefon \u0219i sun la 112 p\u00e2n\u0103 intr\u0103 scame pe fir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei, dac\u0103 voi, sper s\u0103 ajung la v\u00e2rsta voastr\u0103 – dar nu ca voi, sta\u021bi c\u00e2t mai mult prin cas\u0103, \u0103ia mai tineri, r\u0103ma\u0219i prin \u021bar\u0103, pot, astfel, s\u0103 mai \u0219i munceasc\u0103 dac\u0103 nu-i \u00eemboln\u0103vi\u021bi voi, ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 guvernul s\u0103 v\u0103 dea pensii, c\u0103 dac\u0103 TOAT\u0102 lumea st\u0103 numai acas\u0103 se duce dracului tot, motorul economiei se gripeaz\u0103, pensiile speciale acapareaz\u0103 tot bugetul statului, ies ho\u021bii la pr\u0103duit (au ie\u0219it deja) \u0219i, ca na\u021bie \u0219i ca planet\u0103, ne ducem la dracu, cu tot cu popi \u0219i preaferici\u021bi \u0219i preapolei\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva. Nu mai merge\u021bi la Kaufland pentru un pachet de drojdie, g\u0103si\u021bi \u0219i la abeceu. Dac\u0103 la non-stop cost\u0103 cu 20 de bani mai mult, contacta\u021bi-m\u0103, m\u0103 angajez s\u0103 v\u0103 dau eu 50 de bani \u00een plus, c\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a sta\u021bi ca cocost\u00e2rcii \u0219i posta\u021bi rug\u0103ciuni \u0219i moa\u0219te de pupat pe feisbuc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103 d-aia muri\u021bi \u0219i umfla\u021bi statisticile cu covida\u021bi mor\u021bi, c\u0103 sunte\u021bi prea teribili\u0219ti \u0219i prea mult a\u021bi tr\u0103it degeaba. Dar dac\u0103 insista\u021bi s\u0103 muri\u021bi, repet \u0219i asta, sta\u021bi la murit \u00een casele voastre, de nebuni, singuri sau asista\u021bi de progeniturile voastre. Voi vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 curg\u0103 pensia la timp \u0219i c\u00e2t mai gras\u0103, dar cine pula mea s\u0103 v-o asigure dac\u0103-i \u00eemboln\u0103vi\u021bi \u0219i pe ultimii mohicani din economia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103? M-am exprimat prea grosolan? Eh, fiecare se esprim\u0103 dup\u0103 m\u0103rimile lui. S\u0103 fi\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103ton\u021bi, teribili\u0219ti latrina\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dragi babe, dragi mo\u0219i. V\u0103 rog eu, nu mai da\u021bi vina pe tineret, c\u0103 unii dintre voi a\u021bi cam tr\u0103it, carevas\u0103zic\u0103, degeaba, \u00een timp ce ei sunt h\u0103b\u0103uci, dezorienta\u021bi, tocmai pentru c\u0103 unii dintre voi, cum spuneam, a\u021bi tr\u0103it degeaba, n\u0103sc\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 \u00een era care nu v\u0103 coafeaz\u0103 nicicum. Mama, care are 88 de ani, st\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11192,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[210,1111,468],"tags":[1109,901,469],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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