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Ehh. O s\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama \u0219i singur. Bunica, din partea lu` mama, avea patru clase. Da` nici proast\u0103 nu era. Bunica a murit. Ur\u0103sc moartea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nici mama nu-i proast\u0103. Ea \u00eenc\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219te. Chiar dac\u0103 are 8 clase. Mama e \u00een pioneze. Femur rupt, pamper\u0219i, diverse. Am vrut s-o \u00eentreb, pe care ureche s\u0103 nu m\u0103 culc? Nici ea n-ar fi \u0219tiut s\u0103-mi r\u0103spund\u0103. Bunica mea era cu amatorismul la ea, dar cu toate astea a tr\u0103it peste 90 de ani, f\u0103r\u0103 probleme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunica mea a murit fix pe urechea pe care \u00een nici un caz nu trebuia s\u0103 te culci. Mama mea, la 88 de ani, nu cred c\u0103 mai \u0219tie pe care ureche a murit mama ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd \u00eei spuneam bunichii c\u0103 citesc Jules Vernes \u00eemi spunea, ce cite\u0219ti copchile? Cine-i Jules, e de la noi din sat? La care cas\u0103 st\u0103? Am \u00eentrebat pe cineva mai tenterel dec\u00e2t mine, zilele astea, dac\u0103 \u0219tie cine a fost Jules Vernes. Imediat mi-am dat seama c\u0103 eu nu exist. Jules Vernes ne-a ucis pe to\u021bi, a f\u0103cut un genocit mai genocid dec\u00e2t Hitler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tot bunica, \u00eemi mai spunea, mai ales \u00een vacan\u021be, s\u0103 fiu cuminte. Nu \u00een\u021belegeam ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fiu cuminte. \u00cen fine, bunica o murit. Mama e \u00een via\u021b\u0103, cu femur rupt, cu chinuri \u0219i multe \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale pentru al\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar, \u00eentreb, dac\u0103 bunica, dup\u0103 ni\u0219te r\u0103zboaie, ar fi \u00een\u021beles, cumva, c\u0103 nu mai sunt ruine \u00een lumea asta, c\u0103 America plute\u0219te cu zg\u00e2rienori \u0219i fi\u021be gen \u201dla noi totul se poate\u201d, c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia nu produce aproape nimic pentru ea, oare ce-ar fi spus? Ce pizde ordinare \u0219i popoarele astea!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar mama tr\u0103ie\u0219te. La r\u00e2ndul ei, a reu\u0219it s\u0103 bat\u0103 88 de ani. Oare ce-ar spune ea dac\u0103 ar \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 suntem \u00eentr-o pandemie cu ciucuri? Bunica \u00eemi mai spunea asta, copile, capul plecat… Da, \u0219tiu, sabia nu-l taie! \u00cenv\u0103\u021bat\u0103 cu ororile inchizi\u021biei spaniole. M\u0103 doare capul. De la rutina asta infernal\u0103. Pe care ureche s\u0103 m\u0103 culc?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pe care ureche, bunic\u0103, o \u00eentrebam? Ehh. O s\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama \u0219i singur. Bunica, din partea lu` mama, avea patru clase. Da` nici proast\u0103 nu era. Bunica a murit. Ur\u0103sc moartea. Nici mama nu-i proast\u0103. Ea \u00eenc\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219te. Chiar dac\u0103 are 8 clase. Mama e \u00een pioneze. Femur rupt, pamper\u0219i, diverse. Am vrut s-o […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[864],"tags":[1118,628],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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