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Mai \u0219ti\u021bi cum ne b\u0103tea mama? Pe voi nu v\u0103 b\u0103tea?! Prostii, nu v\u0103 cred. Sunte\u021bi nerecunosc\u0103tori. Mamele voastre vor fi dezam\u0103gite p\u00e2n\u0103 la moarte. Sigur, se \u00eentreab\u0103, fiecare, cum dracului a dat, de nu ai sim\u021bit. A ratat, futu-i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu aveam t\u00e2mpi\u021bi pe spate, ni\u0219te chestii foarte mi\u0219to. Treceau greu, recunosc, chestii comuniste. Apoi m\u00e2ncam. Salam, pardon, parizer, dintr-un frigider, plin cu trelinguri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nimeni, dar absolut nimeni, nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba de ce am tatuaje de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103, ci cum a reu\u0219it artistul necunoscut, aflat de gard\u0103 la sec\u021bia de hibernare, s\u0103 creeze formele alea. Art\u0103, spuneam. Spaima nu avea voce \u00een acea vreme. Nu pe mama, acum, vreau s-o blamez, c\u0103 o iubesc, c\u0103-i a mea, c\u0103, cumva, vorba unuia, ea mi-a format calea asta, bun\u0103, rea, cu asta o s\u0103 mor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cencerc doar s\u0103 aflu, de la voi, dac\u0103 mai vorbi\u021bi cu mamele voastre, despre b\u0103t\u0103liile din copil\u0103rie. E greu? Pute\u021bi? Le mai ave\u021bi. Pe mame, desigur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi aduc aminte c\u0103 nu b\u0103taia pe care urma s-o primesc durea, ci momentul. Eram mai b\u0103tut de momentul care urma s\u0103 vin\u0103, m\u0103 durea mai tare. Uneori, spune-am, hai odat\u0103, mam\u0103, drag\u0103, m\u0103 ba\u021bi, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 scap, s\u0103 trec la urm\u0103toarea prostie, b\u0103t\u0103lie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam mame bune, b\u0103t\u0103ioase, nu ne l\u0103sau neb\u0103t\u0103io\u0219i, neb\u0103tu\u021bi. Pe vremea mea. Nu \u0219tiu cum erau mamele \u00een vremea voastr\u0103. Repet, nu blamez, doar amintesc. Nu suf\u0103r, nu vreau s\u0103 se repete, \u00eencerc doar s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg. At\u00e2tea b\u0103t\u0103lii, or fost bune toate? Am amor\u021bit \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg ce-a fost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103taia mamei? Fu, cic\u0103, sf\u00e2nt\u0103! Nu mureai, cre\u0219teai unde te durea de la mama. Aveam \u0219i note la purtare. Dormeam \u021binut de m\u00e2n\u0103, apoi, c\u00e2nd prea \u00eencercam s\u0103 fiu pe sens diferit, mi-o luam. Eu fugeam \u00een baie \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam, cum dracului s\u0103 fac s\u0103-i treac\u0103 oful, s\u0103 primesc doar dou\u0103 sau numai trei tatuaje, de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi aduc aminte toate b\u0103t\u0103ile mamei. Cu toate astea, o iubesc. N-aveam mor\u021bi, n-aveam r\u0103ni\u021bi. Mi-a pus drum \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2t a putut. Vine dintr-o alt\u0103 galaxie. Eu m-am n\u0103scut n\u0103t\u00e2ng, cu sfori la extremit\u0103\u021bi. V\u0103 mai aminti\u021bi de b\u0103t\u0103lii cu mame? A\u021bi avut?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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