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Io \u0219-un preten. P\u0103 deal. Treb\u0103luiam ne\u0219te chestii. Tot p\u0103 deal. P\u0103 acela\u0219i deal, la o distan\u021b\u0103 oarecare, un tip. Cu ma\u0219in\u0103 mare. Mare, frate. Un fel de mi\u021bubi\u0219ii. M\u0103\u0219ina st\u0103tea \u00eentr-un cot, cu botul spre vale \u0219i cu curu la deal, jum\u0103tate pe drum, jum\u0103tate pe iarb\u0103, ziceai c\u0103-i la picnic. Noi ne vedeam de ale noastre. Observ\u0103m, c\u0103 ochii dracului ne erau la noi, n\u0103t\u00e2ngi mai suntem c\u00e2nd ne \u00eentoarcem la origini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i auzim deodat\u0103 hardughia, care st\u0103tea \u00een cot, \u00eentr-o r\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 turuie. Ne uit\u0103m, cu ochi cu tot, \u0219i cu ai dracului, \u00eentracolo. Tipul, singurul, adic\u0103 \u0103la de i-am spus eu tip, s\u0103 bag\u0103 \u00een aia de-i po\u021bi spune ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103-i dea bice, hardughiei, ambaleaz\u0103 motoarele p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103 hardughiei fumul \u0219i norii de praf pe nas. Pfuah, zic, ce dreacu face \u0103la? Ne sc\u0103l\u0103mb\u0103im. Noi, pro\u0219tii cu ciucuri, cu gurile c\u0103scate ne puneam \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale. T\u0103cere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iese tipul din hardughie \u0219i vine spre noi. Mno, zic, s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 ne-o lu\u0103m. Cine dreacu m-o pus s\u0103 zic c\u0103-i mi\u021bubi\u0219ii, c\u0103-i proast\u0103 \u0219i necurat\u0103 m\u0103-sa? Asta e. Mi-o sug, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, scap de-o coast\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ajunge tipul la noi \u0219i, smerit, t\u00e2mpi\u021be\u0219te, adic\u0103 ne \u00eentreab\u0103, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi am r\u0103mas cu ma\u0219ina \u00een\u021bepenit\u0103 cu botul la vale \u0219i nu pot s-o mai scot de acolo, n-a\u021bi putea s\u0103 m\u0103 trage\u021bi pu\u021bin de acolo, s\u0103 ies \u00een drum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u0103suflu u\u0219urat. Am sc\u0103pat, \u00eemi zic, arcadele \u00eemi stau tot acolo, coaiele \u00eenc\u0103 respir\u0103, \u00eemi cre\u0219te p\u0103r \u0219i barb\u0103, deci, \u00eenc\u0103 tr\u0103iesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i, stai s\u0103 vedem, zic, noi avem ma\u0219in\u0103 miculu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nici n-avem c\u00e2rlige la ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da` hai s\u0103 vedem ce-i acolo. Mergem la hardughie. Ciucuri \u0219i bai mare. L\u0103custe moarte \u00eemprejur \u0219i cor de trubaduri cu dou\u0103 picioare strigau, murim. Aveau doar o not\u0103. Murim. \u00cen\u021bepenit\u0103, hardughia, ca dreacu. \u00ce\u0219i f\u0103cuse c-o roat\u0103 un \u0219an\u021b de ziceai c-o vrut s\u0103 ajung\u0103 pe supt p\u0103m\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 la Cetatea Devei \u0219i apoi la Cascada Big\u0103r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen fine, ne apuc\u0103m de treab\u0103. Punem bolovani la ro\u021bi, construim podule\u021be din bu\u0219teni, g\u0103sim \u0219-un covor aruncat de unii \u0219i uitat de vreme. Ancor\u0103m spatele hardughiei cu sfori de un copac, s\u0103 nu plece nebuna la vale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ambal\u0103m \u0219i noi de-i sar pistoanele din orbite. Nimic. Proasta, se \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na, s\u0103 stea cu botul spre vale. Ziceai c\u0103-i posedat\u0103 de prostul care o proptito acolo. N-o murit \u0219i bunicul a\u0219a? Mor\u021bi to\u021bi s-or dus. \u0218i nuieaua de le cer era moart\u0103, noi, vii, ne hilizeam de dup\u0103 ochelari de cal, negricio\u0219i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
- Mno, zic, prietene, noi am \u00eencercat, dar nu putem mai mult, descurc\u0103-te singur mai departe.<\/li>
- Dar cum de ai ajuns aici \u0219i de ce, \u00eel \u00eentreb p\u0103 tipul plin de el?<\/li>
- P\u0103i, \u0219ti\u021bi, am venit s\u0103 admir natura.<\/li>
- Cu botul fiarei la vale?<\/li>
- Mda. H\u00e2h\u00e2h\u00e2, z\u00e2ce!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103-mi bag pula, \u0219tromeleag – ce-o fi, \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u0219at sau cum dreacu s-o g\u0103si, \u00eemi zic, \u0103sta chiar \u00eei t\u00e2mpit la sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie. Sun pe cineva, o z\u00e2s, pu\u0219tanul (era destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r, am uitat s\u0103 v\u0103 z\u00e2c). No, sun\u0103. Sun\u0103. Auzim. Nu-l ajut\u0103 nimeni. Auzi, prietene, eu pot s\u0103 sun un prieten, vine cu gipal\u0103ul \u0219i te trage de nu \u021bi-o vezi. At\u00e2ta doar c\u0103 tre` s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti. Muie \u021bi-ai luat, \u0219p\u0103gu\u021b\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 dai. Sun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
- Mai e\u0219ti sau nu mai e\u0219ti?<\/li>
- M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, zice, dobitocul, cu ciucuri.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n
Am respirat. Nu mult. \u00cenc\u0103 aveam aer \u00een pl\u0103m\u00e2ni. O venit \u0219i admiratorul naturii \u0219\u0103-\u0219i propteasc\u0103 ciucureii \u00een coate. \u0102sta-i cu chimia pe care eu am ratat-o. Unde dracului era diriginta mea, profa de chimie, la ora aia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
L-or scos, unii, din c\u0103catul m\u00e2los. S-o dus acas\u0103 \u0219i-o venit c-o sticl\u0103 de vin. Era verzui, era pr\u0103fuit. Prietene, asum\u0103-\u021bi, natura e \u0219efa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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