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A\u021bi instaurat din nou teroarea. \u00cemi spune\u021bi s\u0103 port masc\u0103 pe strad\u0103. Sunt fum\u0103tor, deci vreau fum. A\u021bi \u00eenchis pie\u021be cu babe, dar pe caunflagi\u0219ti, lid\u0103li\u0219ti \u0219i peni\u0219ti i-a\u021bi uitat, v\u0103 plac, firea\u021bi ale dracului de cutre. Dup\u0103 ora 21 se \u00eenchide nonstopul. S\u0103 mori tu, cu tot cu m\u0103ta. O s\u0103 scriu anapoda \u0219i prost \u0219i aiurea, c\u0103 poate a\u0219a o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi, legiuitor cretin ce e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ora 23 vine covidu pulii \u0219i ne cere declara\u021bie pe propria r\u0103spundere. \u00centre ora 23 \u0219i ora 5, nu cu minute \u0219i secunde, covidul b\u00e2ntuie de nebun. Da, nu ie\u0219i pe strad\u0103 c\u0103 vin \u0103\u0219tia cu tancurile \u0219i dau dup\u0103 covid cu m\u0103tura mecanizat\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103ncuit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 moar\u0103 m\u0103ta. A mea se zbate. Ceri constitu\u021bionalitate, dar ea e constitu\u021bie doar c\u00e2nd vrei tu. Virusul, s\u0103racul, e doar pie\u021bar, pl\u0103te\u0219te rate, prost covid, nici cauflangist, lid\u0103list sau penelist nu-i. Cum dracu o dat peste noi un covid at\u00e2t de prost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi ceri s\u0103 port o masc\u0103? O port de la 1989 \u00eencoace, no vezi? Boule, vaco! Moare m\u0103ta \u0219i tactu de 30 de ani \u00eencoace \u0219i tu m\u0103 pui s\u0103 port o textil\u0103 pe moac\u0103? Ca s\u0103 ce? Bine, mascatule, hai s\u0103 ne masc\u0103m. Cred c\u0103 tu e\u0219ti mai mascat ca mine, de ani de zile, cu tot cu masca\u021bii t\u0103i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 amendezi c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc pe strad\u0103, dar nu te intereseaz\u0103 dac\u0103 scuip pe flori. \u00cemi spui c\u0103 Constitu\u021bia Rom\u00e2niei depinde de zile \u0219i de ore? B\u0103, e\u0219ti prost? Amendezi boschetari? B\u0103, e\u0219ti t\u00e2mpit? B\u0103, te-ai dat pe fa\u021b\u0103. Ai spart tot, economie \u0219i tot ce \u00eenseamn\u0103, Rom\u00e2nie. C\u00e2t crezi co s\u0103-\u021bi mai prime\u0219ti leafa aia \u0219mecher\u0103? \u00cen cur\u00e2nd o s\u0103 sugi \u0219i tu pula, ca noi to\u021bi, bou cu ciucuri care e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2t s\u0103 te mai suport? Miai futut familie, copil, prietenii, mi-ai futut \u021bara \u0219i neamul, \u021bi-ai b\u0103gat pula \u00een toate, crezi c\u0103 e\u0219ti mefisto? S\u0103 te fereasc\u0103, sfin\u021bii pe care i-am inventat, uneori, c\u0103 te calc\u0103 dracu a\u0219a cum te calc\u0103 un deputat sau un cretin cu ciucuri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 a\u0219tep\u021bi pe 6 decembrie? Vin, promit, cu toat\u0103 muia pe care o am. Va\u021bi b\u0103tut joc de \u021bara asta. Nu scriu corect? \u0218tiu. Dar nici voi n-a\u021bi fost corec\u021bi, de la \u00eenceput.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 muri\u021bi to\u021bi. Iar care ma\u021bi p\u0103r\u0103sit fix c\u00e2nd dobitocii \u0103\u0219tia \u00ee\u0219i bat joc de noi, s\u0103 primi\u021bi la fel. Vine iarna, luatio toat\u0103 a\u0219a cum vo d\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia. Apoi, la prim\u0103var\u0103, dac\u0103 ne mai vedem, s\u0103-mi spune\u021bi cum a fost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Masca\u021biv\u0103. Fi\u021bi masca\u021bi, \u00een pie\u021be, c\u0103-n cauflande nu se vinde viru\u0219i. Nici \u00een lid\u0103le \u0219i nici \u00een peni(suri). Fi\u021bi vigilen\u021bi, purta\u021bi m\u0103\u0219ti, fi\u021bi masca\u021bi, a\u0219a a\u021bi fost mereu. Legi s\u0103 avem, c\u0103 Constitu\u021bia Rom\u00e2niei e valabil\u0103 doar la anumite ore \u0219i d\u0103\u021bi. Constitu\u021bia Rom\u00e2niei e valabil\u0103 doar c\u00e2nd vrea un guvern sau altul. Hai s\u0103 amor\u021bim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Amor\u021bi\u021bii maicii mele, v\u0103 iubesc. Fi\u021bi cum vre\u021bi. \u0218i dac\u0103 treci, pe unde treci, sugi pula!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A\u021bi instaurat din nou teroarea. \u00cemi spune\u021bi s\u0103 port masc\u0103 pe strad\u0103. Sunt fum\u0103tor, deci vreau fum. A\u021bi \u00eenchis pie\u021be cu babe, dar pe caunflagi\u0219ti, lid\u0103li\u0219ti \u0219i peni\u0219ti i-a\u021bi uitat, v\u0103 plac, firea\u021bi ale dracului de cutre. Dup\u0103 ora 21 se \u00eenchide nonstopul. S\u0103 mori tu, cu tot cu m\u0103ta. 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