Sunt mai multe s\u0103li de fitness la mine \u00een ora\u0219, dar una e cu de toate. Are craci, draci, fiare, lei, leoaice, \u00eemping\u0103tori \u0219i tr\u0103g\u0103toare, spume la du\u0219, gen\u021bi cu pume \u0219i nikeuri, adida\u0219i chineze\u0219ti. Dar cel mai mult, g\u0103se\u0219ti, acolo, zmei \u0219i cr\u0103c\u0103nate, cu care, al\u0103turi, nu po\u021bi s\u0103 tragi de fiare. C\u0103 fiarele de acolo sunt fiare reci, f\u0103r\u0103 suflet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103h, e bine, recunosc, sunt sute de fiare acolo \u0219i toate se \u00een\u021beleg \u00eentre ele. Asta e chiar bine. Dar de ce c\u00e2nd iese fiecare exerseaz\u0103 mersul de gazel\u0103. Deci, fiarele r\u0103m\u00e2n acolo. To\u021bi leii paraleii \u0219i toate fiarele, dup\u0103 ce ies de acolo parc\u0103-s pe alt\u0103 planet\u0103, dau cu mucii de trotuar, cu bucile de pul\u0103, mu\u0219chii leilor devin fibre ca la antilope. Ciob\u0103nescul meu, are mers de lup de c\u00e2nd s-o n\u0103scut. O escaladat mun\u021bi, dealuri \u0219i r\u00e2pe, la fel o mers mereu. Are mersul specific unui lup, a\u0219a o mers mereu, cu mu\u0219chi sau f\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 merg \u0219i eu (la sal\u0103, nu ca un lup), poate pot s\u0103 trag ni\u0219te fiare dup\u0103 mine \u0219i s\u0103 devin, grusc, leopard. Eu nu-s ciudos. S\u0103 nu fiu \u00een\u021beles gre\u0219it. Doar c\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 \u0219i de Cr\u0103ciun, tigrii din sal\u0103, intr\u0103, mai apoi, iar la sal\u0103, la sala de mese \u0219i la fum\u0103reala teraselor cu fi\u021be, ca s\u0103-\u021bi etaleze steroizii \u0219i asteroizii de care, oricum, nu au habar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt curios dac\u0103 fiarele astea te las\u0103 s\u0103 faci abdomene at\u00e2rnat de-o b\u00e2rn\u0103 sau s\u0103 te ca\u021beri ca o capr\u0103 \u00eentr-un copac. Nu mi-o lua\u021bi \u00een nume de r\u0103u. Fi\u021bi bl\u00e2nzi. \u0218i eu sunt. Eu am f\u0103cut astsa. Dar hai s\u0103 nu nu ne mai l\u0103ud\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen fine, dac\u0103 a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles ce-am vrut s\u0103 spun, bine, dac\u0103 nu, tot bine e. Bine nu e \u00een lume. Ideea e c\u0103 de azi voi scrie \u0219i articole axate pe un titlu anume, AM \u00ceN ORA\u0218. Am \u00eenceput cu \u0103sta. Spor la fiare, spor la citit, spor la sala de mese. \u0218i, ca finalizare, vreau s\u0103 mai spun \u0219i asta, c\u00e2nd \u00eei vezi la aia pizda toat\u0103 l\u0103b\u0103r\u021bat\u0103, tu, ca b\u0103rbat, sunt convins c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi scapi fiarele toate \u00een cap, c\u0103 nu te cred c\u0103 te ui\u021bi la hien\u0103 \u0219i zici, b\u0103, ce bine c\u0103 a\u021bi venit toate \u00een hait\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 h\u0103cui\u021bi. C\u0103, altfel, nu e\u0219ti chiar leu, e\u0219ti, mai mult impala, cu mu\u0219chi de catifea pizdificat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-or murit prieteni alpini\u0219ti. Nu aveau mu\u0219chi, aveau for\u021b\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2ndire, cu toate astea au murit, r\u0103pu\u0219i de natur\u0103. Mu\u0219chii doar impresioneaz\u0103 pe moment, ei nu g\u00e2ndesc, nu cuceresc definitiv, nu au cucerit sau schimbat lumea, nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 spun\u0103 te iubesc. Mu\u0219chii doar stau pe corp \u0219i te fac s\u0103 mergi mai neao\u0219, mai pizdificat sau mai m\u00e2ndr\u0103 c\u0103 te privesc unii. Asta cred, asta am spus. Spor la sala. Ne citim la AM \u00ceN ORA\u0218.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunt mai multe s\u0103li de fitness la mine \u00een ora\u0219, dar una e cu de toate. Are craci, draci, fiare, lei, leoaice, \u00eemping\u0103tori \u0219i tr\u0103g\u0103toare, spume la du\u0219, gen\u021bi cu pume \u0219i nikeuri, adida\u0219i chineze\u0219ti. Dar cel mai mult, g\u0103se\u0219ti, acolo, zmei \u0219i cr\u0103c\u0103nate, cu care, al\u0103turi, nu po\u021bi s\u0103 tragi de fiare. C\u0103 fiarele […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11412,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1123],"tags":[1124,1125,1126],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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