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B\u0103h, ai auzit \u0219i tu t\u00e2mpi\u021benii la rom\u00e2ni? Genul \u0103la de expresii care te fac s\u0103 stai \u00een repaus cu respira\u021bia? Am fost \u0219i sunt acuzat mereu c\u0103-mi transform sim\u021burile \u00een cuvinte sarcastice \u0219i prea direct. Prefer s\u0103 fiu a\u0219a. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 te iubesc \u00een timp ce-mi vine s\u0103-\u021bi bag capul \u00een g\u00e2t ca la p\u0103pu\u0219\u0103, mai bine \u00ee\u021bi spun du-te dracului, dac\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eemi vine. Dar \u0219i c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 te iubesc, s\u0103 m\u0103 crezi, b\u0103rbat sau femeie, indiferent ce-oi fi. Dac\u0103-i circ, p\u0103i circ s\u0103 fie. S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc la cele 10 t\u00e2mpi\u021benii. Ordinea nu conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. D\u0103-mi \u0219i mie num\u0103rul t\u0103u de telefon. \u0218i \u00eencepe, 07 2 547 31 97. B\u0103h, tu c\u00e2nd dictezi num\u0103rul t\u0103u de telefon, la ce film te ui\u021bi?<\/li>
  2. Propozi\u021bia e o fraz\u0103 deoarece are dou\u0103 predicate. B\u0103h, boule, fraza se compune din mai multe propozi\u021bii, boule. O propozi\u021bie e doar o propozi\u021bie. Ce-am scris eu acum, aici, la punctul doi, e fraz\u0103. Boule. Cu subiect \u0219i predicat.<\/li>
  3. At\u00e2ta-i de fain\u0103 c\u0103-mi vine s-o m\u0103n\u00e2nc cu ochii! Adic\u0103 ce faci, o pleop\u0103i?<\/li>
  4. B\u0103h, tu ai \u00een\u021beles ce-o zis Florin Salam la \u00eenceputul melodiei? Adic\u0103 Florin Salam \u0219tie romglez\u0103? Adic\u0103 tiz is mai via\u021ba mea?<\/li>
  5. Fii cil. Ok. Bine. Adic\u0103 niciodat\u0103 e nev\u0103r ev\u0103r? B\u0103h, tu te auzi? Traduci limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 cu romgleza ta de balt\u0103? Proast\u0103 pul\u0103 o fost la curul m\u0103-tii.<\/li>
  6. E copilul meu, \u00eel iubesc a\u0219a cum este. Da, copil, copilul t\u0103u, dar c\u00e2nd \u00eel faci tu prost, nu-i tot copilul t\u0103u? C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi spun al\u021bii c\u0103-i prost, devine brusc copilul t\u0103u \u0219i cel mai iubit dintre p\u0103m\u00e2nteni. Copilul t\u0103u, ce s\u0103-\u021bi povestesc?!<\/li>
  7. Am un prieten foarte bun, Cezar se nume\u0219te \u0219i e din rasa ciob\u0103nesc german. Nu-i mic, are 40 de kile \u0219i doi ani jumate de dresaj. M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 prostul, tot prostul, \u201dmu\u0219c\u0103, c\u00e2inele?!\u201d. \u00cei r\u0103spund, uneori, azi nu, dobitocule.<\/li>
  8. Am \u00een curte un curcudu\u0219. Ce ai, b\u0103h, un cur cu du\u0219? D-aia pu\u021bi?<\/li>
  9. Eu port numai haine de firm\u0103. S\u0103 mori tu?! \u0218i c\u00e2nd te caci tot c\u0103cat de firm\u0103 faci?<\/li>
  10. C\u00e2inele meu, mama mea, tati mei, copiii mei, fra\u021bii mei, verii mei, str\u0103bunicii mei, to\u021bi ai mei \u0219i tot arborele ginecologic, sunt cei mai buni. Da, \u0219tiu, boule, asta se nume\u0219te ego exagerat \u0219i din cauza asta lumea asta se duce pe pul\u0103.<\/li>
  11. Da, \u0219tiu, am zis zece t\u00e2mpi\u021benii, dar mi-am adus aminte de \u00eenc\u0103 una. Inelul, ghiulul. B\u0103h, eu am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii devin tot mai pizdifica\u021bi, dar, b\u0103h, ce c\u0103cat sim\u021bi\u021bi c\u00e2nd purta\u021bi ghiuluri \u0219i inele p\u0103 de\u0219te? Ave\u021bi sigiliu p\u0103 de\u0219t de la cicatricea dintre picioare? C\u0103 pul\u0103 voi a\u021bi v\u0103zut doar \u00een filmele porno.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Hai, c\u0103 iar am zis o pul\u0103. Iar o s\u0103 m\u0103 tortureze talibanii. V\u0103 pup\u0103 ticu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    B\u0103h, ai auzit \u0219i tu t\u00e2mpi\u021benii la rom\u00e2ni? Genul \u0103la de expresii care te fac s\u0103 stai \u00een repaus cu respira\u021bia? Am fost \u0219i sunt acuzat mereu c\u0103-mi transform sim\u021burile \u00een cuvinte sarcastice \u0219i prea direct. Prefer s\u0103 fiu a\u0219a. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 te iubesc \u00een timp ce-mi vine s\u0103-\u021bi bag capul \u00een g\u00e2t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[566,483],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nZece t\u00e2mpi\u021benii pe care le aud frecvent la rom\u00e2ni - Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/zece-tampitenii-pe-care-le-aud-frecvent-la-romani\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Zece t\u00e2mpi\u021benii pe care le aud frecvent la rom\u00e2ni - Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"B\u0103h, ai auzit \u0219i tu t\u00e2mpi\u021benii la rom\u00e2ni? 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