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B\u0103, \u00een plin\u0103 pandemie tu cumperi \u00een draci parizel? Apoi am auzit c\u0103 japonejii cump\u0103r\u0103. Da, coaie, dar \u0219i chinejii v\u00e2nd! Pasta no \u0219tiai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ieri o mierlea c\u00e2nta, b\u0103, mai du-te dracului \u00een pula mea. M-am uitat. Sunt curios din fire. Cum dracului o mierlea spunea du-te dracului \u00een pula mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joia eu sunt pre\u021bios. B\u0103, pre\u021bios. \u00cemi iau hainele \u0219i le pre\u021buiesc r\u0103u, frate. Joia trecut\u0103, spre exemplu, am v\u00e2ndut to\u021bi chilo\u021bii vechi. Pre\u021b bun, to\u021bi au vrut chilo\u021bi. \u0218i nu m\u0103 zg\u00e2rcesc c\u00e2nd pre\u021buiesc. C\u00e2nd pre\u021buiesc fac pre\u021b bun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O zis lumea c\u0103 am p\u0103r \u0219i pe picioare. Da, am observat. Am p\u0103r pe picioare \u0219i atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eemi \u00eencarc telefonul. \u00cemi mai cade c\u00e2te un fir. Dar aia de la emisiunea \u201dspal\u0103-te, pe pul\u0103, boule\u201d, o zis c\u0103 tot cu vi\u0219ine trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l pe coaie, c\u0103, cic\u0103, tomberonul oricum pute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103, c\u00e2nd mai vorbesc, a\u0219a, cu pretenii, moare gramatica (the most precios love). M\u0103 culc, \u0219i diminea\u021ba e plin\u0103 de gramatic\u0103. S\u0103-i vezi, frate, trezi\u021bi plini de gramatic\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103! \u0218i te \u0219i contrazic. C\u0103 ei umbl\u0103 cu gramatica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 de contraband\u0103. Stai \u0219i te ui\u021bi ca prostu la gramatica pulii. Gramatica pulii e un desen, nu oricine poate s\u0103L deseneze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miam luat sarmale. C\u00e2teva \u0219i erau toate la locul lor. C\u00e2nd mam trezit era un negru la televizor care f\u0103cea piftele. B\u0103, am zis, vreau piftele! Iar mam trezit. Apoi mo zunat de la spital c\u0103 tre s\u0103 mut pamper\u0219ii \u0219i c\u0103 mi se mut\u0103 piuli\u021ba de pe st\u00e2nga pe dreapta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un paznic o zis odat\u0103 c\u0103 nus la locul meu. El era la locul lui. Nu lam contrazis, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 trezesc, uneori, diminea\u021ba, nu-s la locul meu. \u0218i simt asta, chiar m\u0103 str\u0103dui s\u0103 simt asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ieri am vorbit at\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t c\u0103 o \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 doar\u0103 din\u021bii \u0219i un genunchi. Dac\u0103 nu ai din\u021bi \u0219i genunchi \u00een congelator nu te, c\u0103 o dai de gard \u0219i apoi o s\u0103 folose\u0219ti spray cu ap\u0103 de mare, \u0219i mierea nu e bun\u0103 la carnea de mistre\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am avut acum c\u00e2teva zile un vis cu sos de maionez\u0103. Avea 17 la sut\u0103 ou. Maioneza nu avea nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103, oul, era revoltat. De ce sunt \u00een doar 400 mililitri de sos de maionez\u0103, striga, oul? P\u0103i, mno, zic, cine dracu teo f\u0103cut un ou at\u00e2t de mic?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miam pus pe telefon o gramatic\u0103 care \u00eemi arat\u0103 cum zbor avioanele. B\u0103, avioanele zboar\u0103. Le v\u0103d, le aud. Trec toate pe deasupra mea. Ni\u0219te nebune. Zboar\u0103. \u0218i pe aplica\u021bie, aia de pe telefon, vezi cum zboar\u0103 avioane. Fantastic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u0219prei de camer\u0103 miam luat. Are parfum. \u0218i e \u00een stare lichid\u0103. Curge. Peste tot. Are 6 la sut\u0103 ap\u0103 \u0219i 94 la sut\u0103 praf. Praful st\u0103, lichidul curge \u00eentruna. \u0218i \u021big\u0103ri miam luat. \u0218i ele curg. \u0218i loc de parcare miam luat. Sa mutat piuli\u021ba spre dreapta. Am vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. Am renun\u021bat. De\u0219tept fiind, uneori, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu po\u021bi s\u0103 mergi \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u021biai programat arsenie boca. Apropo, c\u0103 despre asta voiam s\u0103 vorbim, vine cineva la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare? La gramatic\u0103? Rom\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
B\u0103, ieri, at\u00e2ta parizel s-o cump\u0103rat c\u0103 m-o apucat dracii. B\u0103, \u00een plin\u0103 pandemie tu cumperi \u00een draci parizel? Apoi am auzit c\u0103 japonejii cump\u0103r\u0103. Da, coaie, dar \u0219i chinejii v\u00e2nd! Pasta no \u0219tiai. Ieri o mierlea c\u00e2nta, b\u0103, mai du-te dracului \u00een pula mea. M-am uitat. Sunt curios din fire. Cum dracului o mierlea […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11280,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[200,864],"tags":[231,1081],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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