Am fost s\u0103-mi iau \u021big\u0103ri. Mi-am luat. Apoi am vrut ni\u0219te cabanos fript de p\u0103 la caufland. M-am dus. Stau dou\u0103jde minute. Aia, de o femeie vorbesc, mascat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n din\u021bi, \u00een dojde minute o v\u00e2ndut tot cauflandul. Adic\u0103 doi pui ar\u0219i la piele \u0219i cruzi, cu s\u00e2nge, perpeli\u021bi, \u0219i vreo 77,5 paie de cartofi aproape reci. Un mo\u0219 \u00ee\u0219i p\u0103zea baba care d\u0103dea s\u0103 moar\u0103 de poft\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iau cabanos. M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103, coala sau fontu? Ceciap, zic. Nu, domnule, la alegere, coala sau fontu? B\u0103, am luato razna, \u00eemi zic. Vreau sos de usturoi. \u00cenc\u0103 50 de bani. P\u0103i un leu e sosul \u0219i eu v-am dat 7 lei. P\u0103i da, \u00eenc\u0103 50 de bani. Femeie, ai dou\u0103 pre\u021buri pe care le pot citi f\u0103r\u0103 ochelari, 6 lei meniu \u0219i un leu usturoiul. Bine, zice, coala, v-am pus pecsi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce dracu s\u0103 mai zic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi iau cartofi pr\u0103jii\u021bi de unde chiar m\u0103n\u00e2nc. Ce s\u0103 pun pe ei? Aha, \u0219tiu, bomba aia caloric\u0103?! Da, murmur. La pachet? Da. Pun \u0219i pung\u0103? Dac\u0103 vrei. Furculi\u021b\u0103, am spus! Da. Dou\u0103? C\u00e2te furculi\u021be ai? Nu mai zic. Plec.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi iau iar \u021big\u0103ri. S\u0103rm\u00e2na! Ploua. Bun\u0103 ziua. Ningea. Nu mai auzi\u021bi? Scuze, aveam masca \u0219i n-am auzit. Bine. Un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri. Cum? Un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri. Primesc un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da\u021bi-mi 3 cartu\u0219e. Lini\u0219te. Trei cartu\u0219e de \u021big\u0103ri. N-am. Nu mai auzim sau purt\u0103m m\u0103\u0219tile invers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Am fost s\u0103-mi iau \u021big\u0103ri. Mi-am luat. Apoi am vrut ni\u0219te cabanos fript de p\u0103 la caufland. M-am dus. Stau dou\u0103jde minute. Aia, de o femeie vorbesc, mascat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n din\u021bi, \u00een dojde minute o v\u00e2ndut tot cauflandul. Adic\u0103 doi pui ar\u0219i la piele \u0219i cruzi, cu s\u00e2nge, perpeli\u021bi, \u0219i vreo 77,5 paie de cartofi aproape […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6413,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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