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Nici vorb\u0103. M-am dus la chineji. Un pasnic. N-o vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 lase s\u0103 intru. Am uitat s\u0103r\u0103cia aia de masc\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. Zic, d\u0103-mi un mop. Masc\u0103 ave\u021bi? Am schimbat haina \u0219i e \u00een cas\u0103. Am c\u00e2te m\u0103\u0219ti vrei. C\u00e2te vrei? Dar nu-s mine, stau toate aliniate \u00een c\u0103\u0219i, pe str\u0103zi. Una nu e cu mine. Fix pe aia am uitat-o. Da` am, jur, spori\u021b-ar covidu, jurasicparc. \u00cel cuno\u0219ti pe jurasicparc? Nu pute\u021bi intra. Io pot, dar nu vreau. D\u0103-mi un mop, c\u0103 nu intru. \u00cel pl\u0103tesc. Nu. Adic\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 cump\u0103r un mop dac\u0103 nu am masc\u0103? Nu. \u0218i mnez\u0103u cu mila \u0219i cu paznici. Asta p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti c\u00e2nd ajung chineji la Hunedoara. Eu voiam un mop, el voia o masc\u0103, c\u0103 a\u0219a l-o instruit. Nu intr\u0103, nu respir\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103. N-are masc\u0103, nu vinzi. Chemi al\u021bi p\u0103zoi, nu te dai \u00een l\u0103turi, stai acolo, necontenit, neclintit. Nu vinzi mopuri f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103. \u0218i euroi s\u0103 aib\u0103 nu vinzi. Masc\u0103. Ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat? Masc\u0103, prostule, at\u00e2t trebuie s\u0103 spui! Masc\u0103! Mort, copt, prost, absurd, tu s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 m\u0103-TA!.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prin urmare, nu am mop. Are cineva un mop de v\u00e2nzare? Pl\u0103tesc, dar n-am masc\u0103, pre\u021bizez. Dar am ap\u0103 de mare \u00een nas. C\u0103 mi-am pus ca s\u0103 se dezumidifice mucii. Hai, \u00ees p\u0103 pula mea, n-am ap\u0103 de mare \u00een nas, c\u0103 n-am masc\u0103. Pardon, n-am masc\u0103, dar ap\u0103 de mare \u00een nas. F\u0103r\u0103 glume proaste c\u0103 te m\u0103scuiesc de nu te mai vezi. A\u0219adar, un mop, fie el \u0219i carpatin?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nici vorb\u0103. M-am dus la chineji. Un pasnic. N-o vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 lase s\u0103 intru. Am uitat s\u0103r\u0103cia aia de masc\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. Zic, d\u0103-mi un mop. Masc\u0103 ave\u021bi? Am schimbat haina \u0219i e \u00een cas\u0103. Am c\u00e2te m\u0103\u0219ti vrei. C\u00e2te vrei? Dar nu-s mine, stau toate aliniate \u00een c\u0103\u0219i, pe str\u0103zi. 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