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Preambul, la zic. \u00ce\u021bi sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ia neuronul? Te \u00een\u0219urubez, io, cu piuli\u021b\u0103 pe st\u00e2nga. Gratis. B\u0103h, ai \u00eent\u00e2lnit putori care se parfumeaz\u0103 \u0219i put ca dihorii? Despre mobila veche \u0219i obosit\u0103 a bunicilor vorbesc. O mai ai? Deja cazanele de pe Dun\u0103re beh\u0103iesc a oxigen c\u0103 te-au pierdut \u0219i m-ai ales c\u0103 nu te-au avut, c\u0103 oricum erai degeaba \u00een peisaj. \u00cencerc s\u0103-arat c\u0103 tu oricum iart\u0103-te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avem variante noi. Parfumul lor nu pute, c\u0103 e \u00eenvechit, duhne\u0219te fain, cu din\u021bi de prost, prea prost \u0219i prea \u0219mecher. cu m\u00e2na pe afar\u0103. At\u00e2t poate, s\u0103 duhneasc\u0103, doar nu vrei lev\u0103n\u021boi din c\u0103cat presat, a\u0219a-i? Eu \u021bi-am spus, am strecurat aici, arici. Treaba voastr\u0103 ,eu doar zic. Nici mor\u021bii nu-i mai mor \u0219i nici cucuveaua nu moare, dar prostul zice c\u0103-i ST\u0102P\u00c2N. B\u0103h, e\u0219ti prost?! \u00a0Curvid, c\u0103 ce pula mea, fac ce vreau, c\u0103 m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 banii, care n-s la mine, \u0219i mai ales jurnali\u0219tii, futu-i \u00een gur\u0103 s\u0103-i fut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prost, hot\u0103r\u00e2t, ai g\u0103sit \u0219i tu, cire\u0219e, cu form\u0103 de \u021b\u00e2\u021be, a\u0219a-i? E o minune. Pula, minune! Nu e un caz rar. Din ce \u00een ce mai des. Pro\u0219ti g\u0103se\u0219ti la tot pasul, adic\u0103 merg\u00e2nd, p\u0103\u0219ind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Monocotiledonatele, \u00een caz c\u0103 \u0219tie boul ce-i aia, sunt mai de\u0219tepte, cresc sau mor, bipezi ca unii se jur\u0103 c\u0103-s dicotiledona\u021bi, de\u0219i se sparg mucile \u00een ei ca gr\u00e2ul sub asediu, moare aia mare a neamului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 se prind\u0103 \u0219i oiul, c\u0103 oaia e la muls, dar sunt sigur c\u0103 vorbesc dicotiledonat. Zilele trecute am dat peste o oaie care, c\u00e2ndva, \u00eemi era la p\u0103storit, sacadeam cu ea. Era de ras\u0103, devenise de ras\u0103 pur\u0103,. Adic\u0103 \u0219i-o luat macadam colorat a\u0219i\u0219derea ca \u0219i ea. Ce avea ea, avea \u0219i el, ce n-avea el, avea ea, dar erau, mai ales \u00eempreuna\u021bi, \u0219i se \u021bineau str\u00e2n\u0219i, s\u0103 nu se \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie scursura, pe clisura Dun\u0103rii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei, a\u021bi v\u0103zut c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd beh\u0103ie prostul checiap, ieuroi \u0219i sc\u00e2rb\u0103, planetele fut horoscopul lui Neti Sandu? Eu sunt hot\u0103r\u00e2t. Depun peti\u021bie pentru str\u00e2ns semn\u0103turi \u00eempotriva violen\u021bei ancestrale. P\u0103i eu cum s\u0103 dorm, dac\u0103 astrele se tot coiesc noaptea? P\u0103i dormim sau ne coim?! Pula mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

E o vorb\u0103, futem \u0219i pl\u0103tim. Bun, dar unde dracului pl\u0103tim, la care cas\u0103, la camera 17 sau ne \u00eendrum\u0103 repetentul, de gardian vorbesc, la cu\u0219eta potrivit\u0103, cu o dus\u0103 nefutut\u0103, aproape alzaim\u0103ri\u021b\u0103 \u0219i demen\u021bial de anost\u0103? Zic \u0219i io.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revin la strong monocotiledonat. Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 esprim \u00eentr-o romglez\u0103 pur\u0103. Cilivizat, dorind s\u0103 fiu. Boul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului ar\u0103, ajut\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 traiul, boul care zice c\u0103-i, nu-i, el se vede doar pe el(e), \u00een oglind\u0103, c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103, dac\u0103 se uit\u0103, zic, asta, a\u0219a, zic, c-o picat la examenul \u201dtrecut \u0219i viitor pe planeta p\u0103m\u00e2nt, amin, boi sunt, boi prost mor\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Soarbe-\u021bi prostia, scurge-te \u00een neant, adun\u0103-te, gr\u0103mad\u0103, bolovan \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat, \u0219i mai du-te la dracu c\u00e2nd fut \u0219i eu. Sper s\u0103 te iau. Acum am fost bl\u00e2nd, next, romgleze\u0219te vorbind, o s\u0103 fiu r\u0103u. \u0218i f\u0103 \u0219i tu ceva, p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 te ostoie\u0219ti, cite\u0219te, dracului ziarul cu care te m\u00e2zg\u0103le\u0219ti la cur de v\u0103dan\u0103, \u0219i proast\u0103. V\u0103dan\u0103 proast\u0103 nu-i pleonasm? Numa zic. \u0218i io.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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