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\u00cei c\u00e2nt\u0103. Cucuveaua aia \u00eei tot c\u00e2nt\u0103. P\u0103i ce dracului s\u0103 fac\u0103? \u0218i cucuveaua c\u00e2nt\u0103. \u00cen felul ei. Dar tu ce auzi? Numai cucuvele, zici c\u0103 te-o cuveitizat manelistopakistanezii. Cucuvelele c\u00e2nt\u0103. Da. Nu a moarte. C\u00e2nt\u0103. \u00ce\u0219i spun oful. Cucuvelele. C\u00e2nt\u0103, zic ceva. Zic \u0219i ele ceva \u00een lumea lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sau covid vine de la cucuvea? Nu m-a\u0219 fi g\u00e2ndit. Dar m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc. Tehnic vorbind, cucuveaua e totu\u0219i o pas\u0103re care cucuve\u0219te. Mor mul\u021bi atunci c\u00e2nd cucuve\u0219te, cucuveaua, dar nu din cauza ei. Dar parc\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. Mor \u0103ia c\u0103 a\u0219a trebuie. Sau nu trebuie. Ideea e c\u0103 mor, c\u0103 ceva, c\u0103 cumva, dar nu de la cucuvea. C\u0103 nu cucuveaua opre\u0219te inima cuiva \u0219i nici toamne sau hoartea. Mor oameni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai, o d\u0103m \u00een cucuvele<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 a\u0219a mor oamenii. Eu nu vreau s\u0103 pakistanez sau s\u0103 indoneziez, c\u0103 oamenii, oricum, mor, ei, oricum, mor, dar nu de cucuveism. Nici de cuveit, nici de covid, nici de cuveitisme. C\u0103 cucuveaua c\u00e2nt\u0103, oricum, chiar dac\u0103 mor, sau nu, oameni. \u00cen\u021belegi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum dracului s\u0103 mori din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 cucuveaua c\u00e2nt\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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