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lu gk{"id":11783,"date":"2021-11-19T22:34:11","date_gmt":"2021-11-19T20:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/?p=11783"},"modified":"2021-11-19T23:09:01","modified_gmt":"2021-11-19T21:09:01","slug":"mno-bine-mah-iohannis-hai-sa-ti-o-spun-si-altfel-poate-asa-pricepi-tu-ai-si-stiut-ce-inseamna-sa-presedinte-de-romania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/mno-bine-mah-iohannis-hai-sa-ti-o-spun-si-altfel-poate-asa-pricepi-tu-ai-si-stiut-ce-inseamna-sa-presedinte-de-romania\/","title":{"rendered":"Mno, bine, m\u0103h, Iohannis, hai s\u0103 \u021bi-o spun \u0219i altfel, poate a\u0219a pricepi, tu ai \u0219i \u0219tiut ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 Pre\u0219edinte de Rom\u00e2nia?"},"content":{"rendered":"\nTrebuie s\u0103 te fut\u0103 Chiril\u0103, Dr\u0103gu\u0219anu, Victora\u0219 de la \u201dmnea\u021ba bade, m\u0103 pi\u0219 Gheorghe\u201d sau Fuego de la \u201d\u00eemp\u0103duri\u0219i mam\u0103 brazii de cr\u0103ciuni?\u201d, Vasilic\u0103 de la \u201ds\u0103 mor, rom\u00e2ni, mai cu talent\u201d? Tu nu ie\u0219ti preten\u021bios c\u00e2nd ie de futut? Tre s\u0103 \u021bi-o z\u00e2c\u0103 Cristoii sau Nistorescu c\u0103 e\u0219ti Nicu\u0219or care respir\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 ie Nicu\u0219or? Nicu\u0219or, bre! De la general\u0103! De la Capital\u0103! Hai, bre!… Tre s\u0103 vin\u0103 sibienii t\u0103i s\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai prost dec\u00e2t erai c\u00e2nd erai prost, cum erai? Numa te-ntreb. Tre s\u0103-\u021bi esplice \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103 \u0219i cu talibanii c\u0103 r\u00e2nje\u0219ti ca proasta-n b\u00e2lci, ca broasca la barier\u0103, ca pizda la c\u0103cat? Tre s\u0103 transpire Simion \u0219i Terheci ca s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 cu tine pe jos? Mil\u0103 n-ai? Tu la care dracului de film te ui\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mor oameni, b\u0103h! Se \u00eenvr\u0103jbesc oameni! Unii se laud\u0103 cu pensii. Al\u021bii se pi\u0219\u0103 pe ei c\u0103 le mor b\u00e2tr\u00e2nii \u0219i copiii d\u0103 frig. Curg mer\u021banele la Biserica Ortodox\u0103 Rom\u00e2n\u0103 SRL, din banii de gaz \u0219i curent de la rom\u00e2ni? Se \u00eemboln\u0103vesc babele pup\u00e2nd moa\u0219te \u0219i sug\u00e2nd linguri oferite cu sfin\u021benie de preasc\u00e2rbo\u0219i ortodoc\u0219i \u0219i preanes\u0103tura\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mor \u0219i medici! Culmea. Zah\u0103rul ie patru lei! Pita doi \u0219aptezeci! Nici stranierii nu mai vin! Timpul ie p\u0103 bani! Timpul vie\u021bii! Noaptea min\u021bii ie dep\u0103\u0219it\u0103? Nu-i pandemie, b\u0103i, ie ho\u021bii \u0219i vardi\u0219tii! Ie epidemie de \u201dlas-o, bre, c\u0103 merge \u0219i a\u0219a\u201d. Ie NA\u0218PA, ca pe vremea lu V\u0103c\u0103roiu. De Romania vorbesc, bre! Rom\u00e2nia! \u0218i \u00een ebraicopoliticochinez\u0103 cred c\u0103 tot Rom\u00e2nia \u00eei zice. Pricepi? E\u0219ti atent?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i, m\u0103, Iohannise, noi ie pro\u0219tii t\u0103i? Te-am \u00een\u021beles. Te-am l\u0103sat. Hai, oleac\u0103. \u00cenceti\u0219or, s\u0103 nu te \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tii. Oleac\u0103 nu se pune. Te-ai trezit pre\u0219edinte. Dar doar at\u00e2t?! At\u00e2t ai \u00een\u021beles tu din hai s\u0103 ne pre\u0219edinte la rom\u00e2ni?! Doar te-ai trezit pre\u0219edinte? La Cotroceni. Tu \u0103la care spuneai c\u0103 ie\u0219ti te evapora\u0219i brusc?! Ai f\u0103cut tumbe \u0219i giumbu\u0219lucuri pe catifea de Cotroceni \u0219i ai uitat de tine \u0219i de noi c\u00e2nd te-ai trezit, dup\u0103 ce h\u00e2\u021ba-pu\u021ba cu prima doamn\u0103? Erau prea mul\u021bi sepepi\u0219ti pe la ferestre \u0219i te-ai intimidat? Te-ai trezit invers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i, b\u0103, b\u0103iatule, \u0219i M\u0103d\u0103lina Manole se trezea, dar era doar M\u0103d\u0103lina \u0219i Manole. At\u00e2t. Se trezea. Din somn. O vreme. \u0218i Muhammad Ali se trezea. At\u00e2t. P\u0103i \u0219i tu, Brutus, Junius? Tot a\u0219a? Din somn \u0219i doar at\u00e2t? Pre\u0219edin\u021bii de \u021b\u0103ri n-au coaie? Doar Putin? Pu\u021bin, m\u0103car, pu\u021bin, n-ai vreai s\u0103 fii \u0219i tu Putin? Hai, coaie? Oleac\u0103, m\u0103car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu nu ie atent la noi? \u00ce\u021bi fileaz\u0103 l\u0103mpile? Te uit\u0103 \u0219i tu la un televizor?! N-ai? S\u0103-mi fut una! Iart\u0103-m\u0103. \u00ce\u021bi dau io. P\u0103 bune, am unul p\u0103 balcon, st\u0103 pe pervaz, p\u0103 raft, o r\u0103mas blocat p\u0103 Tom \u0219i Jerry, n-are netflix, dar ie cu tub, ie electric, merge la priz\u0103 cu doi dou\u0103zeci. Ie negru. \u0218i la Cotroceni cred c\u0103-i g\u0103se\u0219ti loc, c\u0103 ie spa\u021biu acolo. Zic. Cred. \u0218i d\u0103 ni\u0219te curent electric cre c\u0103 faci tu rost. \u0218i d\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103ldur\u0103 pe la tub. Dar te descurci tu, \u0219tiu, hai, c\u0103 po\u021bi, d\u0103-te dracului de me\u0219cher cu ciucuri, c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 te descurci! D\u0103-l \u00een \u0219tromeleagul meu de curent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u00ee\u021bi dau \u0219i masca de gaze a lui Ceau\u0219escu. B\u0103, \u021bi-o dau gratis! Bonux, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 esprim rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. B\u0103, tu pricepi rom\u00e2ne\u0219te? Sau totul ie cu neam\u021b la tine? B\u0103, tu te-ai prins c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i c\u0103 ie\u0219ti pre\u0219edinte la Rom\u00e2nia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La tine de guverne \u0219i diferen\u021be \u00eentre legi \u0219i ilegalit\u0103\u021bi se vorbe\u0219te \u00een cas\u0103? Sau to\u021bi ie bi\u0219oni? Ciob\u0103ne\u0219ti germani n-ave\u021bi? C\u0103 ie cretini unii de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine se \u0219tie pe la Cotroceni? Voi ie sibieni to\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Una peste alta, pe la noi prin \u021bar\u0103 toate-s proaste. \u0218i pro\u0219ti. \u0218i orezu o ajuns la litru. \u0218i Horezu o zis c\u0103 se mut\u0103 la Gibraltar, cartofii s-au corcit \u0219i s-or f\u0103cut minioni. \u00cen rest, doar pandemii. C\u0103ca\u021bi cu \u0219traif pe la parlamente \u0219i sute d\u0103 mii de legiuitori, cu grade, desigur, care legifereaz\u0103 vreo doi, trei, patru – cred, rom\u00e2ni r\u0103ma\u0219i prin \u021bar\u0103. Aaa, mai e \u0219i Iliescu. Ie. \u00cenc\u0103 ie. Nu, n-o murit. Nici covidul nu-l poate ucide pe \u0103la. Bruce Vilis e c\u0103cat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, Iliescu e greu de ucis din prima. \u00cen rest ie pro\u0219ti. To\u021bi, cum i-ai g\u0103sit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i, fii atent, dar s\u0103 nu te scapi, am \u0219i ceva bagnote valoroase de un milion. Fac rost \u0219i de una cu doi milioni, pentru tine, a\u0219a, c\u0103-s fain io. Pentru tine ce nu fac io, Ohanis?! Infarct, da, asta nu pot s\u0103 fac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum s\u0103 revin. P\u0103 bune, acum, \u00eenc\u0103 o chestie, pe tine te doare la boasc\u0103? Tu la care \u021bar\u0103 te-ai angajat s\u0103 te dai pre\u0219edinte? C\u0103 m\u0103 tot \u00eentreab\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia. C\u00e2nd ai semnat contractul de munc\u0103, \u0103ia de la iteme nu te-or informat, m\u0103 rog, nu \u021bi-or spus, tu nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 ie vorba de Romania? B\u0103i, Iohannise. C\u0103-\u021bi tot uit numele, uita\u021bila\u0219. Tu \u00ee\u021bi dai seama? Iteme, dar ce vorbesc eu aici de iteme, c\u0103 tu e\u0219ti ocupat cu tumbe \u0219i giumbu\u0219lucuri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La p\u0103c\u0103nele \u021bi-o dat ceva c\u00e2\u0219tig, de c\u00e2nd te tot joci jocul \u201dM\u0102 DOARE \u00ceN PUL\u0102 DE ROM\u00c2NIA\u201d? Hai, m\u0103, uime\u0219te-ne, f\u0103cu\u0219i de-o pit\u0103, de-un batonul copil\u0103riei \u201dm\u0103 pi\u0219 pe voi\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i c\u00e2nd vorbe\u0219ti, tu chiar e\u0219ti hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti? Cum faci, \u00eenainte te antrenezi cu creionul \u00een gur\u0103? C\u00e2nd te-or pus rom\u00e2nii la pupitrul cu prompter la purt\u0103tor, pe care scria \u201dacum v\u0103 juca\u021bi M\u0102 DOARE \u00ceN PUL\u0102 DE ROM\u00c2NIA\u201d tu ai luat totul \u00een serios?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acuma, serios. Io nu vreau s\u0103-\u021bi fac reklame \u0219i nici asta nu-i reclam\u0103, Ohanis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021ai-a\u0219 spune de \u021b\u0103rani, rom\u00e2ni din Rom\u00e2nia, care s\u0103 str\u0103duie s\u0103 pun\u0103 o pit\u0103 p\u0103 mas\u0103, de copii care \u00een vremurile tale se str\u0103duiesc s\u0103 nu s\u0103 analfabetizeze, de tineri care to\u021bi se g\u00e2ndesc la cum s\u0103 plece din \u021bara \u00een care b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie un neam\u021b cu \u0219traif, de lichele care \u021bi-ar suge \u0219i pula doar ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 prinde un oscior pe la un serviciu public, de armatele tale de opulen\u021bi cu arme la purt\u0103tor, de cl\u0103diri moarte, de fabrici \u0219i uzine futute \u0219i v\u00e2ndute la \u0219p\u0103gari, de pensionari care \u00ee\u0219i bat pula de al\u021bi pensionari pentru c\u0103 au pensii de c\u0103cat, de copii auti\u0219ti, de copii nevinova\u021bi, de oxigen explodat prin ateiuri uitate de Iliescu \u0219i de Roman, de copii genii care pot salva Rom\u00e2nia. \u0218i de multe altele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi-ar fi ru\u0219ine. Dar \u021bie nu-\u021bi este. C\u0103 tu nu \u0219tii ce-i aia. Ai pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine cocote masculine, pizdifica\u021bi, pesc\u0103ru\u0219i \u0219i miserupi\u0219ti de \u021bar\u0103, pe care nu-i doare, c\u0103 ie cald p\u0103 salarii fantasmagorice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar nu-\u021bi spun despre astea. \u00ce\u021bi spun doar c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00eenconjurat de cretini, \u00eencorda\u021bi doar pentru ca Ohannis s\u0103 reziste, c\u00e2t mai rezist\u0103. Un salar tot mai vine. S\u0103 fie primit. Ie bine, \u00een vremuri ca astea s\u0103 multe zerouri p\u0103 statul de plat\u0103 conteaz\u0103, mai ales la pensie, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai voiam s\u0103 z\u00e2c \u0219i asta. Mno, io ca omul cu probleme. Scuze c\u0103 te deranjez de la dejun sau de la actul cu doamna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103-\u021bi fie ru\u0219ine, neam\u021b cu \u0219techerul potrivit la purt\u0103tor. Io \u00eenc\u0103 mai sper. Io numa am z\u00e2s. Sper c\u0103 nu te inoportunai prea tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acest articol se vrea, cumva, pamflet. De nu-i a\u0219a, s\u0103-mi fie cu iertare. Voi hot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi. C\u0103, no, pula mea, voi citi\u021bi. Legat de limbaj, zic \u0219i io, asta ie. Asta-i Rom\u00e2nia. A\u0219a vorbe\u0219te rom\u00e2nii. Pe okei \u00eel uitai, futu-i! At\u00e2t s-a putut. Unii nu poate mai mult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te las, Ohanis. Luni ie treburi \u00eenalte la Cotroceni, cu partide politice, puternice, parlamentare, cu executiv majoritar \u0219i greu, masiv, puternic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u0103 te-mburde mnez\u0103u din pat mai d\u0103\u0219tept, mai rapid \u00een b\u00e2lbe \u0219i-n decizii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i nu mai sta noaptea, Ohanis, p\u0103 fime porno cu C\u00e2\u021bi \u0219i executivi solizi, majoritari, c\u0103 d\u0103 maidanezii peste tine. Ie mul\u021bi pe la casa neamului \u0219i catedrala pro\u0219tilor, nu v\u0103zu\u0219i?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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