Partea fain\u0103, dincolo de aspectul \u00eengrijor\u0103tor, ie c\u0103 Putin \u00eei util. A\u0219a-l \u0219i vor, a\u0219a-l \u0219i v\u0103d \u0219mecherii planetei. \u0218mecher \u0219ef. \u00cencordat mereu. A\u0219a-l vor, repet. Le place. Iel ie cel care scoate la iveal\u0103 armele lumii, prea pa\u0219nicii care suntem. Altfel? L\u00e2nceze\u0219te lumea. \u0218ade p\u0103 ea \u0219i doarme invers. Lumea. Cum naiba \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103tai mu\u0219chii dac\u0103 nu iera Putinelu lu ru\u0219i? Observi mizeria? Nu? Uit\u0103-te mai atent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Brusc \u0219i dintr-o dat\u0103 revizuim rezervele planetei, gaz, petrol, lucern\u0103. Brusc. Nevoi\u021bi. C\u0103, pula mea, vrea \u0103la recens\u0103m\u00e2nt. Putinelu. \u0218i nu-i bine? C\u0103 noi st\u0103team ca pro\u0219tii pe noi, dormeam, p\u0103 noi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Francezii s\u0103 lingeau p\u0103 buz\u0103 fran\u021buze\u0219te. Nem\u021bii \u00eencepur\u0103 s\u0103 confunde americanii cu ungurii. Ohanis o fost trezit dup\u0103 o partid\u0103 de miliard cu claxoane de militari \u0219i-o exclamat cu masca pe mecl\u0103, ie r\u0103zboi, tre s\u0103 fac ceva? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ideea e c\u0103 Putin merge la sal\u0103 zilnic. \u0218i mie-mi place de el. Nu merge la sal\u0103 oricine. B\u0103h, dac\u0103 ai coaie, \u021bi-o iei \u00een frez\u0103 de la \u0103ia cu coaie mari. Nu te zb\u00e2rle\u0219ti la zdren\u021buro\u0219i, direct, c\u0103 ie ru\u0219ine. C\u0103 de ce s\u0103 te iei de elve\u021bieni? C\u0103 \u0103ia au banii, nu coaie, coaiele lor sunt \u00een func\u021bie de bulioane. Ie elve\u021bieni de care aproape c\u0103 nici mnez\u0103u nu o auzit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mno, ai v\u0103zut cum s-o pornit economia mondial\u0103? Brusc ie neobosit\u0103. Turuie, aproape c\u0103 bubuie. Tiruri peste tiruri. Brusc, s-o \u00eenverzit planeta. Armat\u0103, chestii, trestii. A\u0219a produci, a\u0219a mai sco\u021bi lumea din amor\u021beal\u0103. Putin ie, Putin s\u0103 fie, s\u0103 dezmor\u021be\u0219te planeta, c\u0103 m\u0103ria sa petul ocup\u0103 oceanele d\u0103geaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Serios, ie tare, tipul. N-o avut juc\u0103rii. Acum se joc\u0103 cu lumea. Putin n-are coaie mari la modul inventiv, c\u0103 sunt restante fetele lui, dar \u0219i-o luat gonflabile, coaie, cu armat\u0103 mult\u0103 care ie fumat\u0103 toat\u0103. C\u0103 ce pula lor s\u0103 fac\u0103? C\u0103 s-or plictisit s\u0103 fie armat\u0103 pentru Putin degeaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centrebare, \u0103ghein, nu ie un turc capabil s\u0103-l ucid\u0103 ca p\u0103 ceau\u0219e\u0219ti? Nu ie, c\u0103-l vor \u00eemp\u0103iat. Putin ie un eveniment. Nu orice eveniment. \u0218i unii \u0219i-l vor, al lor. Iel \u0219tie, \u00eei place. Nu mori ca orice prostan. \u00ce\u021bi orchestrezi moartea, nu orice prost poate asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lumea f\u0103r\u0103 Putin ie f\u0103r\u0103 armat\u0103. Cine-ar fi mutat at\u00e2ta armat\u0103 pe planet\u0103 dac\u0103 Putin nu f\u0103cea parad\u0103 militar\u0103 la por\u021bile Ucrainei. No, brusc, o aflat \u0219i lumea de Ucraina. Nu ie d\u0103\u0219tept b\u0103iatul \u0103sta? Afl\u0103 \u0219i unii c\u0103 avem o Ucrain\u0103 ostil\u0103 \u00een coaste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cic\u0103, vrea Ucraina! Vrea o pul\u0103, Ucraina. \u00ce\u0219i arat\u0103 mu\u0219chii. Ie c\u0103 nu-i plac lui ni\u0219te mutre. \u0218tie c\u0103 \u0219i-o ia \u00een frez\u0103. Lui nu-i plac nici ru\u0219ii. C\u00e2nd te plictise\u0219ti ce faci? Te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu \u0219efi de stat \u0219i joci monopoly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Partea fain\u0103, dincolo de aspectul \u00eengrijor\u0103tor, ie c\u0103 Putin \u00eei util. A\u0219a-l \u0219i vor, a\u0219a-l \u0219i v\u0103d \u0219mecherii planetei. \u0218mecher \u0219ef. \u00cencordat mereu. A\u0219a-l vor, repet. Le place. Iel ie cel care scoate la iveal\u0103 armele lumii, prea pa\u0219nicii care suntem. Altfel? L\u00e2nceze\u0219te lumea. \u0218ade p\u0103 ea \u0219i doarme invers. Lumea. Cum naiba \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103tai […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[841,468,647],"tags":[231,865,1139,51,91],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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