Acest articol nu e o scriere care ar p\u0103rea, cumva, c\u0103 s-ar vrea \u00eentr-un fel, cu maniere, cu ciucuri sau cu m\u0103tase sau despre arta de a te comporta civilizat. Civiliza\u021bii ie la academie, la parlament \u0219i la Cotroceni, de portari vorbesc. Nu ie reclam\u0103, nu ie ce crezi c\u0103 ai vrea s\u0103 fie, nu ie \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te \u00een totalitate. Ca s\u0103 se \u0219tie. \u00cen principiu. Ca s\u0103 nu ne \u0219oc\u0103m c\u00e2nd auzim c\u0103 se vorbe\u0219te despre Slobozia. C\u0103 despre cet\u0103\u021beni slobozi\u021bi din Slobozia vreau, \u00een principiu, s\u0103 vorbim. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum ar traduce Netflix Slobozia, \u00een turce\u0219te? Las\u0103 dracu prostiile. Ia, ui ce-mi d\u0103 goagle din mai multe limbi scrise cu buricurile de la degete (cum dracu s\u0103 le spui buricuri la v\u00e2rfurile de la degete?): turce\u0219te, Slobozia – Slobozya, somalez\u0103, Slobozia – Slobozia, chinez\u0103 simplificat\u0103, Slobozia – \u65af\u6d1b\u535a\u9f50\u4e9a S\u012b lu\u00f2 b\u00f3 q\u00ed y\u00e0 (ce dracu or zis \u0103ia acolo?), t\u0103tar\u0103, Slobozia – \u0421\u043b\u043e\u0431\u043e\u0437\u0438\u044f, greac\u0103, Slobozia – \u03a3\u03bb\u03bf\u03bc\u03c0\u03cc\u03b6\u03b9\u03b1 Slomp\u00f3zia, mongolez\u0103, Slobozia – \u0421\u043b\u043e\u0431\u043e\u0437\u0438\u0430 Slobozia, k\u00e2rg\u00e2z\u0103 (cine dracu o inventat limba asta?), Slobozia – Slobozia Slobozia, \u0219i nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, latin\u0103, Slobozia – Slobozia Slobozia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prin urmare \u0219i a\u0219adar, \u00een latin\u0103, Slobozia ie Slobozia? Nu m-a\u0219 fi g\u00e2ndit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i femeia din Slobozia ie slobod\u0103 sau slobozit\u0103? B\u0103rbatul de la Slobozia ie slobod? Hunedoreanul ie din Hunedoara, slobodul ie din Slobozia? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ideea despre acest articol mi-a venit de la Costel, un sterndap\u0103r foarte mi\u0219to, pe care io \u00eel admir \u0219i care o z\u00e2s c\u0103 ejacularea vine, \u00een principiu – nu era prea sigur pe el, de la Slobozia. Io, un prost c\u0103ruia \u00eei place s\u0103 se joace cu limba, mai ales aia rom\u00e2n\u0103, care vrea s\u0103 fie mai prost dec\u00e2t ie (prietenii mi-or spus c\u0103 nu pot, enervan\u021bi prieteni!) m-am trezit cu aceste \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale despre Slobozia noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele. \u00cen nemernicia mea m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 Slobozia ie p\u0103 hart\u0103 la rom\u00e2ni \u0219i c\u0103 n-am g\u00e2ndit-o a\u0219a niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mno, io, mo\u021b crescut pe asfalt, mai zic una despre Slobozia. C\u00e2nd fluieri la fluier popular de Slobozia, te sloboze\u0219ti popular? Cum se nume\u0219te portul slobozi\u021bilor? Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 uit pe goagle. Cum \u00eei spui iubitei din Slobozia, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pari \u021b\u0103ran, iubita mea, slobozit\u0103? Iertare, rom\u00e2ni, am \u00eencercat s\u0103 slobozesc vorbe care s\u0103 \u00eenveseleasc\u0103. Dac\u0103 n-am reu\u0219it, c\u0103tr\u0103nit fiind \u0219i io, \u00een zilele astea, at\u00e2t am putut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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Mno, hai, oleac\u0103, s\u0103 mai \u0219i r\u00e2dem cu slobozenii din Slobozia, c\u0103 vorba lu` Costel, la Slobozia c\u00e2nd te plictise\u0219ti, te sloboze\u0219ti prin ora\u0219? - Blog<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n