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Ies cu Cezar. Pe sear\u0103. S\u0103 cultive \u0219i iel ni\u0219te boabe, care m\u0103 cost\u0103 aproape 2 lei bucata, s\u0103-\u0219i marcheze teritoriile \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i mai aduc\u0103 \u0219i iel aminte cum miroase pizda de c\u0103\u021bea \u0219i s\u0103 io oleac\u0103 de aer proasp\u0103t, rece, de sear\u0103. Hai, Cezare, zic. \u0218i ie\u0219im. Fac \u0219i-o plimbare, cu g\u00e2ndurile mele. Zic. Iau \u0219i-o \u021bigar\u0103 cu mine. Aprins\u0103. \u0218i trag din \u021bigar\u0103 \u0219i p\u0103\u0219esc \u00eencet, pe alee. G\u00e2ndind, frunz\u0103rind printre amintiri, probleme, dorin\u021be. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, p\u0103\u0219ind \u00eencet, noapte fiind, s\u0103 nu trezesc aricii \u0219i babele care au \u00eenchis g\u0103inile la somn, \u00eemi aduceam aminte \u0219i de r\u0103citurile care fierbeau \u00een oala de pe foc (cum naiba, m\u0103h, s\u0103 faci r\u0103cituri fierbin\u021bi?), \u00eemi iese r\u0103cituri sau ciorbe-r\u0103cituri. Mirosea fain c\u00e2nd am plecat, a r\u0103cituri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen fine, nu despre asta voiam s\u0103 v\u0103 scriu. \u0218i merg\u00e2nd io, a\u0219a, pe alee, Cezar prin zon\u0103, apare un nene. S-o oprit pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi. Se uita lung la Cezar. L-am sim\u021bit c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 zic\u0103 ceva, un bun\u0103 seara, o laud\u0103 la adresa patrupedului, ceva. M-am oprit \u0219i io. M\u0103 uitam la el, el la mine. Bun\u0103 seara, am zis. Iel nu zice bun\u0103 seara, \u00eemi pune o \u00eentrebare, mie: \u00eei c\u00e2ine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Io mut, stan\u0103, capul meu o luase razna, \u0219i pe exterior \u0219i pe interior. M\u0103 uitam la Cezar, m\u0103 uitam la om. \u0218i am reu\u0219it la un moment dat s\u0103 repet cuv\u00e2ntul \u201dce\u201d. Ce, am zis? Ie c\u00e2ine, zice, iar, omul? Ce, am zis, iar, io? Ie c\u00e2ine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc de percep\u021biile mele despre animale, c\u00e2ini, girafe etc. M-am apropiat de Cezar \u0219i l-am prins de coaie, m-am uitat mai atent la el. I-am dat o comand\u0103 \u0219i el o l\u0103trat. M\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi dac\u0103 ie mascul? Nu, dac\u0103 ie c\u00e2ine. Atunci, am zis, triumf\u0103tor, ie c\u00e2ine, dom`le. Aaa, o zis, lini\u0219tit, omu. \u0218i-o plecat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oare, oameni cu viziuni mai largi, Cezar chiar ie c\u00e2ine? Pe\u0219tele chiar ie pe\u0219te? M\u0103h, c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi la un c\u00e2ine cum trebuie s\u0103 te ui\u021bi ca s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 ie c\u00e2ine? Leb\u0103da pare un doi, c\u00e2teodat\u0103. Cocost\u00e2rcul cocost\u00e2rce\u0219te? Ana chiar are mere? Femela de pa\u0219te ie tot pe\u0219te?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ies cu Cezar. Pe sear\u0103. S\u0103 cultive \u0219i iel ni\u0219te boabe, care m\u0103 cost\u0103 aproape 2 lei bucata, s\u0103-\u0219i marcheze teritoriile \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i mai aduc\u0103 \u0219i iel aminte cum miroase pizda de c\u0103\u021bea \u0219i s\u0103 io oleac\u0103 de aer proasp\u0103t, rece, de sear\u0103. Hai, Cezare, zic. \u0218i ie\u0219im. Fac \u0219i-o plimbare, cu g\u00e2ndurile mele. Zic. 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