Ioi, b\u0103\u0103h,, p\u0103h fuuutu-i, tulai, f\u0103, bre, auzi\u0219i, s\u0103 scumpir\u0103 carburan\u021bii, \u00een crucea m\u0103-sii de cretin! Bem mai pu\u021b\u00e2n. D\u0103-l \u00een lupa mea de carburant. Facebocul s\u0103 mearg\u0103. Mno, futu-i, ap\u0103i cartofi mai avem? Ighen. Sare? A\u0219i\u0219derea. M\u00e2\u021ba aia proast\u0103 mai respir\u0103. Desigur. No, bun. Copchii mai sunt p-acas\u0103? La noi? A, stai, futu-i, c\u0103 i-am adus din Germania. las\u0103 a\u0219e. Bunicii, b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103h, bunicii, s\u0103racii, \u00eenc\u0103-s la mama. \u00cen Guatemala-s. Sor-mea? Aaaa, las\u0103, \u0219tiu io care-i sor-mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mno, futu-i, \u0219terge, dracului, \u0219i tu p\u0103ienjenii \u0103ia de p\u0103 pere\u021bi, iubire. Vine r\u0103zboiul, proasta dracului!
\u0218i adun\u0103 dracului sticlele astea pe care le b\u0103u\u0219i, reai a dracului de cretin\u0103, de z\u00e2ua voastr\u0103, a nevestelor. <\/p>M\u0103 duc s\u0103 bag benzin\u0103. Vezi c\u0103 iau 1000 de ieuroi din \u0219eif.
Ia pungi, prostule! \u0218i canistre. \u0218i ia \u0219i g\u0103le\u021bile alea de la lavabilul de anul trecut. \u0218i ia \u0219i saci manageri, c\u0103 n-au g\u0103uri, ie d-\u0103ia de calitate, de la fabric\u0103, de \u0103ia noi, io i-am adus, prostule, ie fura’i cu bine. B\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, nu mai merge televizoru din dormitoru lu \u201dfutu-te-n cur cu pula ta de troglodit monocotiledonat\u201d? Ce pizda mea f\u0103cu\u0219i? Iubire, boule, tu auzi ce zic aici? Bartolomeul lu mama nu mai s\u0103ri de pe lustr\u0103 c\u0103 rupi arhipeleagurile lu tata. Hai la mama, Scrimbavaria, vezi c\u0103 pici \u00een nas! B\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, m\u0103 duc io dup\u0103 camburan\u021bi?! B\u0103\u0103\u0103, tu ie\u0219ti prost?!
<\/p>Da, scumpire, merg io dup\u0103 carburean\u021bi. Unde pula mea-s cheile de la beamveu?!\u2026 Pro\u0219ti oameni am f\u0103cut! No ni c\u0103 la teveu o z\u00e2s acu c\u0103 s\u0103 ieftine\u0219te, iubire, vac\u0103, carburan\u021bele, no, zi, vac\u0103, iubire, cum s\u0103 fac? Merg?
<\/p>Unde s\u0103 mergi, asteroidul meu drag? S\u0103 nili\u0219tesc apili, ap\u0103 tu nu vezi, bolnavul meu drag\u0103?!
<\/p>M\u00e2ine \u00ees programat la impozite \u0219i taxe, mno, o fut p-aia de la ghi\u0219eie?
<\/p>Mai las-o, c\u0103-i t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i ie p\u0103 val, c\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 ce ie pe val ca valu ie dus\u0103. Iubirea mea, futu-te-n gur\u0103, basoreliefu
lu<\/code> mama. Io-s de\u0219tept, prost io-s c\u0103 m\u0103 suport. Tu nu auzi, iubirea mea? Hai, dracului, cu cheia aia francez\u0103, c\u0103 nu se deschide furbagajul din fa\u021b\u0103.
<\/p>Echimoz\u0103, echilibreaz\u0103-mi inima cu ceva, tu nu auzi c\u0103 cre\u0219te pre\u021bul la curburan\u021bi? F\u0103\u0103, sclifosim-a\u0219 c\u00e2nd tu te masturbazi, d\u0103-l \u00een pulu meu de televizor, ascunde-te oleac\u0103 mai p\u0103 vest, s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i oachele mele mai vestic.
<\/p>Ap\u0103i, m\u0103 prostule, noi nu s\u00eentem \u021b\u00e2gani, de ce tot vorbe\u0219ti \u00een mongolez\u0103? Te-ai sclerozat \u00een pictur\u0103 abstrapt\u0103? Iubirea lui toat\u0103 \u0219i a cui o fi mama, c\u0103 iel nu cu mama are o enigme? Bolo\u0219evicu meiu dragu, sc\u00e2ndurelu lui mama, ioi, toamne, c\u0103 dragu \u00eemi e\u0219ti tu, toamne, c\u00e2nd staiu, tu, aproape ca \u0219i cum e\u0219ti tu mortu, ca mortaru de mortu. Mortu meu drag.
<\/p>Mno, pula mea, pizda ta, merem la tocmit de beuzin\u0103? Mno, iubirile lu` mama, tata, \u0219i t\u0103t restu d\u0103 diver\u0219i ce suntem, rom\u00e2ni, ca-n jeneral, merjem, c\u0103 s\u0103 gat\u0103, b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, coada \u0219i st\u0103m ca proastele la lins pule fle\u0219c\u0103ite. Mno, hai, odat\u0103, lup\u0103\u2026 B\u0103\u0103, tuu, cum pula mea i se dice pul\u0103 \u00een sanscrit\u0103? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ioi, b\u0103\u0103h,, p\u0103h fuuutu-i, tulai, f\u0103, bre, auzi\u0219i, s\u0103 scumpir\u0103 carburan\u021bii, \u00een crucea m\u0103-sii de cretin! Bem mai pu\u021b\u00e2n. D\u0103-l \u00een lupa mea de carburant. Facebocul s\u0103 mearg\u0103. Mno, futu-i, ap\u0103i cartofi mai avem? Ighen. Sare? A\u0219i\u0219derea. M\u00e2\u021ba aia proast\u0103 mai respir\u0103. Desigur. No, bun. Copchii mai sunt p-acas\u0103? La noi? A, stai, futu-i, c\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11968,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[483,200],"tags":[772,486,231,865],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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