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Tutorial cu \u0219i despre litere cu facult\u0103\u021bi mintale aproape \u00eentregi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Se laud\u0103 unii \u00een fa\u021ba blocului, la spa, p\u0103 balt\u0103 la crap, pe pietonalele patriei, la Lidl sau la nonstopul \u00eenchis dup\u0103 ora 22, cu facult\u0103\u021bi de antropologie, stomatologie, astrouretreontologie, cibernetic\u0103 \u0219i limbi aspre \u0219i sofisticate? Nu te mai stresa, fr\u0103tiuc. Sor\u0103. Calmisimo c\u0103 faci pistrui cu ciucuri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prostia uneori \u00eengra\u0219\u0103 r\u0103u \u0219i d\u0103uneaz\u0103 administratorului blocului, liftului \u0219i \u0219obolanilor de cartier cu halat de baie furat de la Herculane. A\u0219a c\u0103 f\u0103 \u0219i tu facultatea de litere (preferabil \u00een toate facult\u0103\u021bile mintale), \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 – \u00een principiu, \u00een fix 25 de minute (precizez pentru cei cu fus orar diferit de al meu – Rom\u00e2nia, m\u00e2nca-\u021bi-a\u0219 hazu, c\u0103 25 de minute \u00eenseamn\u0103 exact tot 25 de minute). B\u0103i, am zis aproximativ 25 de minute, cu plus \u0219i fix ceva minus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, hai s\u0103 vezi cum am reu\u0219it io. Precizare, cum se cuvine, ca la carte, ca la \u0103ia cu litere d\u0103 la emancipa\u021bi, pentru cei care vor la litere: acesta nu-i advertorial (advertorial, repetent la algebr\u0103 care e\u0219ti, ie chestia aia care te i(e)nerveaz\u0103 la greu \u0219i la care bunica \u00eei spunea r\u0103clam\u0103, bombeu cu leduri care e\u0219ti), nu fac cu el reclam\u0103 la vreo liter\u0103 sau statut anume, dar nici nu menajez pe careva, nu r\u0103spund pentru daunele psihice pe care le poate declan\u0219a acest articol \u0219i nu r\u0103spund mai ales pentru ne\u00een\u021belegerea celor ce urmeaz\u0103 \u0219i care bag cu seam\u0103 c\u0103 vor fi citite. Toamne sfinte s\u0103 ne-ajute la strugurii cei de toate zilele \u0219i la nucile d\u0103 prin p\u0103re\u021bi aruncate ca pula de azepeuri (AZEPEURI – Aparat de Z\u0103p\u0103cit Pula, din armat\u0103, chilo\u021bi de b\u0103rba\u021bi cu m\u00e2necu\u021be) c\u0103cate-n cur. Hai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i facultatea mea de litere \u00eencepe cu o decizie analitic\u0103, decizia de a merge la un ghi\u0219eu unde deserve\u0219te oameni din popor, \u00een principiu \u0219i \u00een general, un func\u021bionar public, adic\u0103 tot un om din popor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al doilea pas a fost s\u0103 decid s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin cu din\u021bii, aproape to\u021bi, de decizia mea. Nici prin g\u00e2nd \u0219i nicicum nu mi-a trecut prin g\u00e2nduri c\u0103 voi deveni om de litere, brusc, obligatoriu \u0219i ireversibil dac\u0103 m\u0103 voi decide s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin de decizia de a merge la un ghi\u0219eu, azi, cu parte opus\u0103 un func\u021bionar pubic (pula mea, cine dreacu o inventat crezul c\u0103 func\u021bionar public ie unul de la stat, c\u0103 \u0219i la priva\u021bi ie func\u021bionari care ie publici \u0219i care mai stau \u0219i iei c\u00e2teodat\u0103?).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajung. Stau. Desigur. C\u0103 la stat ie cu statul. Stai. C\u0103, altfel, nu sim\u021bi c\u0103 e\u0219ti la stat. \u0218i ajung. De data asta aproape d\u0103 ghi\u0219eul cu diplome instant la facultatea de litere. \u00cen fa\u021ba mea, ajuns\u0103 la func\u021bionara de p\u0103 tur\u0103, o mumoas\u0103. At\u00e2ta era de mumoas\u0103 c\u0103 mi-o p\u0103rut r\u0103u c\u0103 mi-am v\u00e2ndut patinele cu ghivent pe oleics, \u00eei f\u0103ceam la fat\u0103 un lifting facial de zile mari. Asta e, zic. Soarta, fiecare cu liftul lui, cu liftingul lui facial. Cu vremea lui. Zice \u0219i ea, diverse, dreacu \u0219tie ce. Vorbea la telefon cu alt mumos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103i-b\u0103iete, avea adida\u0219i din h\u00e2rtie creponat\u0103, da\u021bi cu duco argintiu, \u00eent\u00e2mpinai vizibil pe alocuri liniu\u021be \u0219i buline artistic plasate cu verde de paris, \u0219ireturi din inimioare str\u00e2nse minu\u021bios de p\u0103 instagram, t\u00e2lpi perfect b\u0103tucite la linie cu b\u0103t\u0103turi de la pe\u0219ti nervo\u0219i c\u0103 nu \u0219i-au f\u0103cut targhetu` la r\u0103s\u0103rit de soare. Chilo\u021bi p\u0103 buci bombate (hai, m\u0103, pe la spate, ce dreacu s\u0103 fac \u0219i io, m\u0103 uit, c\u0103 nu-s mom\u00e2ie), bucii, cred, \u0219i telefon – ioi, telefonul, b\u0103i-b\u0103iatule, mi-o venit s\u0103-mi arunc smartfonul de ru\u0219ine. Avea tanti profesoara de litere un telefon de m-o inervat instantaneu. \u0218i hus\u0103, s\u0103 vezi ce hus\u0103 de tanti de la litere avea! Mi-am luat repede pastilele invers \u0219i am t\u0103cut. Calm, docil, cu mult respect pentru publicul \u0219i mediul \u00eenconjur\u0103tor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Actul \u00eent\u00e2i<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bun\u0103 ziua, sunt ale fuzon le pipi \u0219i am venit s\u0103 ridic (indescifrabile cuvinte).
Bun\u0103 ziua, \u0219ti\u021bi s\u0103 scrie\u021bi?
Nu. Tre` s\u0103 scriu? Vreau doar s\u0103 zic. S\u0103 ridic. Nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 scriu, c\u0103 n-am venit s\u0103 scriu.
P\u0103i cam trebuie s\u0103 scrie\u021bi. Literele le cunoa\u0219te\u021bi?
Aaa, da. \u0218tiu litere.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Mno, Urie\u0219, v\u0103zu\u0219i? Ai dat-o-n fericire. Facultatea ta de litere ie la poarta ta. Vorbeam io cu mine, ca prostu` pe tarlaua vecinului. \u0218i mi-am luat noti\u021be mai departe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Actul doi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lua\u021bi pixul \u0103la \u0219i scrie\u021bi dup\u0103 dictare, cum v\u0103 zic eu.
Bine.
P! P, doamn\u0103, p, uite ca \u0103sta! Deseneaz\u0103 doamna un p.
A, zice profa de la litere, p. Bine!
A!
Uite a\u0219a, A!
Da, a.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u0219tiu cu cine o f\u0103cut medita\u021bii str\u0103lucitoarea prof\u0103 de la litere, dar \u0219tiu c\u0103 \u00een 25 de minute \u0219i-o scris lucrarea de lingvistoanalfabetadracului, io enervat pe fra\u0163ii Karamazov, p\u0103 Creang\u0103, Stephen King, p\u0103 Cioran, Marin Preda, p\u0103 publicul prezent \u0219i, implicit, pe mine – io calm, totu\u0219i, ca la examenul de nu da cu b\u00e2ta-n buna, boule, c\u0103 e\u0219ti la stat! \u00cen plus, creatura aia argintie cu sclipici \u0219i telefon hipopotam, o reu\u0219it s\u0103 scrie un roman \u00eentr-un timp record, merit\u0103, cred, cel mai mare premiu Pulii\u021ber. Io m-am f\u0103cut mic \u0219i mi-am supt tot s\u00e2ngele din buze, mi-am f\u0103cut rezerv\u0103 cu pungi prin cotloanele f\u0103lcilor \u0219i c\u00e2nd am ajuns acas\u0103 mi-am pus de-o perfuzie cu nervosamin\u0103 trec\u0103toare, la acute iera ocupat, monumental. Mai era ni\u0219te covid r\u0103t\u0103cit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Actul al treilea<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Semna\u021bi.
Unde?
(La dracu s\u0103 te ia, vorbeam io cu mine)
Aici, doamn\u0103, aici, ni, unde-i degetul meu!
A, bine.
Gata, bravo, poftim documentul.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 mai duc dou\u0103 zile. Nu consecutive, c\u0103 obosesc. \u0218i \u00eemi iau \u0219i doctoratul \u00een litere. Baft\u0103 \u0219i miracole \u0219i \u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Actul al patrulea<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din culise. B\u0103h, tu crezi c\u0103-i u\u0219or la litere cu dicotiledonate pe post de profesoare absolvente de sanscrit\u0103 veche? C\u0103 te influen\u021beaz\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 faci tu pe ignorantul d\u0103 servici.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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