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\u00cen toate relele ie de multe ori \u0219i-un bine. Un mai bine. Dac\u0103 Ohanis, p\u0103storul golfist al patriei noastre, ini\u021bia \u0219i construia un purgatoriu legal, cu voturi pro \u0219i contra, aproape democratic, rom\u00e2nii, \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tia\u021bi aproape peste tot, cu tobe din vaci t\u0103iate pe la abatoarele Spaniei \u0219i Italiei, ar fi vociferat, spun\u00e2nd mai ales c\u0103 ce pula \u0219i pizdele lor e aia purgatoriu<\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mno, io c\u0103 o venit Putinelu care o zis, buimac de somn, trage, b\u0103h, \u00een pula mea, mai repede! \u0218i uite a\u0219a rom\u00e2nul o aflat \u0219i el de diverse \u0219i despre cum se fabric\u0103 lumea prin Rusia. C\u0103 numa` din filme \u0219i din propriile tr\u0103iri mai afl\u0103 \u0219i rom\u00e2nul c\u00e2te ceva. C\u0103 \u00een rest ie sanscrit, uleofil, kauflandist, lid\u0103list \u0219i mai ales ascult\u0103tor la slujbele cele sfinte. Ma\u0219ini s\u0103 de\u021bin\u0103, c\u00e2te una pentru fiecare membru din familie. Conduce dracu, ma\u0219ini s\u0103 fie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce-o aflat rom\u00e2nul aproape viu de dup\u0103 covid? NO, ni.<\/strong> <\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Legend\u0103. Precizez f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fiu corupt sau meschin c\u0103 voi a\u021bi g\u0103sit aceste \u00een\u021belesuri. Io n-am inventat nimic. Pentru buna desf\u0103\u0219urare a lucrurilor doresc s\u0103 precizez c\u0103 cele ce urmeaz\u0103 ie cu pul\u0103 \u0219i cu pizd\u0103, dac\u0103 ai r\u0103u de m\u0103 doare-n pul\u0103 te rog s\u0103 cite\u0219ti pe litere \u0219i s\u0103 bei apa cu \u00eenghi\u021bituri mici.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Nu mai po\u021bi<\/strong> s\u0103 spui bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba dac\u0103 nu aduci aminte de Mariupol, adic\u0103 trebuie s-o fu\u021bi diminea\u021ba c\u0103 cam \u00een felul \u0103sta. Nea\u021ba, bade, cum e la Mariuopol, mai trag \u0103ia? Trag, bade, ca la Kiev, dar sl\u0103bu\u021b r\u0103u!<\/li>
  2. Devesel. Da, nu faci friptur\u0103, mai nou, dac\u0103 nu pui carnea la macerat cu devesel. Pui la ciorba de pui tot ce trebuie s\u0103 pui, pui \u0219i pui \u0219i la final pui devesel, ingredientul minune. C\u0103 ciorba de pui nu mai e ce era dac\u0103 nu are \u0219i devesel.<\/li>
  3. Ucraina e din Rusia. Bun. Aproape din Rusia. Aproape c\u0103 vorbesc aceea\u0219i limb\u0103. \u0102ia. Putin, b\u0103, \u0103la e Putin, \u0219tiu sigur. Bolnav, aproape c\u0103-l omoar\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia.<\/li>
  4. Au tancuri. Ru\u0219ii. \u0218i ucrainienii. \u0218i pre\u0219edinte la Ucraina ie Zelinschi. \u0218i r\u00e2de iel uneori. <\/li>
  5. Tu nu vezi (brusc am chior\u00e2t to\u021bi \u0219i aproape to\u021bi tot brusc, suntem \u0219i clarv\u0103z\u0103tori) c\u0103 o tras \u0103la \u00een copii \u0219i-n femei (prietene, \u0103la care o tras cu gloan\u021be – c\u0103 cu gloan\u021be trag \u0103\u0219tia la r\u0103zboi – \u0219i-n copii, odat\u0103 c\u0103-i militar, se supune unor ordine, \u0219i doi, r\u0103zboiul ie despre mor\u021bi \u0219i c\u00e2teodat\u0103 \u0219i prizonieri, nu despre arhitectura oceanucinogen\u0103, iar la r\u0103zboi particip\u0103 nebuni diagnostica\u021bi \u0219i nediagnostica\u021bi, c\u0103 nu au timp psihiatrii \u0219i psihologii s\u0103-i sorteze pe to\u021bi, c\u0103 se scap\u0103 p\u0103 \u021beav\u0103 \u0219i rebuturi, c\u0103 nu suntem la casting pentru filmul dacii \u0219i ardelenii)?<\/li>
  6. Apas\u0103 Putin pe buton, d\u0103 cu nucleara. Desigur, c\u0103 nucleara ie o telecomand\u0103 veche g\u0103sit\u0103 de Putinelu \u00een pod la bunici, futu-i insolventul lui Gheo! Ui o telecomand\u0103, are butoane, pula mea, ce fac butoanele astea? Hai s\u0103 ap\u0103s!<\/li>
  7. O c\u0103zut o dron\u0103 p\u0103 ar\u0103tura lu` \u0103ia. Ai v\u0103zut, b\u0103h? Dron\u0103<\/strong>, mare, doi metri aveau aripile. Ie pro\u0219ti! Cum s\u0103 nu bagi \u00een seam\u0103 o dron\u0103<\/em>? P\u0103i o dron\u0103, pula mea, a\u0219a de mare? Ce pula mea?! M\u0103 la\u0219i?! Oligarhii lu` mama lor.!<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
    1. Tu nu vezi<\/strong>, b\u0103h, c\u0103 o fugit Abramovici cu iahtul? \u00cel doare pe e \u00een pul\u0103 de r\u0103zboiul lui Putin. La banii lui?! Ie oligarhi, m\u0103! Ie mari oligarhi, tu nu vezi?! Pula mea, ni\u0219te oligarhi jego\u0219i! Cum, m\u0103, s\u0103 fii at\u00e2t de oligarh, c\u00e2nd Rusia ie supt dictatur\u0103? B\u0103hhh, ie grave oligarhiile astea. Putin ie criminal! O tras \u00een copii!<\/li>
    2. Tu nu vezi<\/strong>, b\u0103h, c\u0103 anonymous le-o spart netu? B\u0103hh, p\u0103i \u00een anonymous sunt b\u0103ie\u021bi din Rusia, pula mea, c\u0103-i sparge \u0103ia!<\/li>
    3. B\u0103h, am primit scrisoare de la armat\u0103, c\u0103 cic\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint la unitate. Pula mea, unitatea aia nu mai e acolo, unde dracu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint io? Prietene, io m\u0103 eliberam \u00een 89 \u0219i am fost lunetist la v\u00e2n\u0103tori de munte, io \u0219tiu s\u0103 \u021bin pu\u0219ca \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, pula mea. B\u0103, io am fost lunetist, peseleu \u00eei zicea la pu\u0219ca mea.<\/li>
    4. Tu nu vezi <\/strong>ce fac hacherii \u0103ia? \u00cei love\u0219te la greu. Turcia le-o trimis armament inofensiv. Io am trei televizoare acas\u0103, am v\u0103zut cum bombardeaz\u0103 ru\u0219ii f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103.<\/li>
    5. Vine valul patru de pandemie, Macron o s\u0103 se numeasc\u0103, tu n-ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 ru\u0219ii se feresc de tancuri? Pl\u00e2ngeau tanchi\u0219tii. Unul, rus, vorbea cu m\u0103-sa \u0219i-o ruga s\u0103-l extrag\u0103 de acolo, c\u0103 Putin ie nebun.<\/li>
    6. P\u0103i tu nu vezi<\/strong> c\u0103 Zelinschi st\u0103 la Kremlin \u0219i nu vrea s\u0103 plece nicicum? Ie viteaz omul. Mai \u0219i r\u00e2de. \u0218i se duce printre solda\u021bii ceceni s\u0103-i feliciteze. \u0102la b\u0103rbat. Nu Ohanis.<\/li>
    7. P\u0103i tu nu vezi<\/strong> c\u0103 nu te mai \u00eentreab\u0103 hulterioru (traducere, hulterior ie un poli\u021bist local care hulterior te \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 ai v\u0103zut ce s-o \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u00eenainte de h\u00eent\u00e2mplare) r\u0103mas \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor de la locala cu masc\u0103? Ie istorie covidul \u0219i aproape noi mai suntem.<\/li>
    8. \u0218i NATO, tu nu vezi ce oco\u0219i sunt c\u00e2nd se vor prezen\u021bi? \u00cen Afganistan or fost savan\u021bi cu filme de Netflix, \u00een Ucraina ie timizi.<\/li>
    9. Le-am trimis, b\u0103h, \u0219i io, la refugia\u021bi din Ucraina, c\u0103, s\u0103racii, ie b\u0103tu\u021bi de soart\u0103.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      Da, ie b\u0103tu\u021bi de soart\u0103, refugia\u021bii din Ucraina, dar \u0219i rom\u00e2nii. Dar despre asta \u00een alt\u0103 poveste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      La finalul acestui articol \u00een care rom\u00e2nii descoper\u0103 c\u0103 s\u0103 exist\u0103 nucleare p\u0103 planeta plin\u0103 de plastic pe alese \u00eendesat prin \u021b\u00e2\u021bele \u0219i buzele proastelor patriei, las un citat, care pe mine m-a oripilat \u0219i m-a pus, oleac\u0103, sc\u00e2rbavnic \u0219i brusc pe g\u00e2nduri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Ca \u00een cazul oric\u0103rei presupuse infrac\u021biuni, o instan\u021b\u0103 de judecat\u0103 cu jurisdic\u021bie asupra infrac\u021biunii este responsabil\u0103 \u00een cele din urm\u0103 pentru determinarea vinov\u0103\u021biei penale \u00een cazuri specifice. Guvernul SUA va continua s\u0103 urm\u0103reasc\u0103 rapoartele despre crime de r\u0103zboi \u0219i va \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219i informa\u021biile pe care le adun\u0103m alia\u021bilor, partenerilor \u0219i institu\u021biilor \u0219i organiza\u021biilor interna\u021bionale, dup\u0103 caz. Suntem hot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi s\u0103 facem dreptate folosind fiecare instrument disponibil, inclusiv urm\u0103rirea penal\u0103. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

      O spus asta secretarul de stat al SUA, Antony Blinken, citat de CNN \u0219i resuscitat de digi24. Pentru toat\u0103 \u0219tirea penal\u0103 despre asta apas\u0103 AICI<\/a>.<\/mark><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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