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Una peste alta, s\u0103 \u00eeno\u021bi \u00een Strei c\u00e2nd \u00een viziunea ta \u00eel vezi \u0219i pe valul 6, \u00een martie, chiar, nu e r\u0103u. E chiar bai. Ori \u021bi-ai luat pastilele de r\u00e2s invers, ori te ui\u021bi la desene animate cu c\u00e2ini motoriza\u021bi. Tom \u0219i jerii ie deja cu ciucuri. Nu se uit\u0103 tot prostul la iei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cristoi Eduard \u0219i Claudiu, brusc \u0219i uneori, \u00eemi p\u0103rea un b\u0103iat viu, decent, cu el acas\u0103, pe acas\u0103, de c\u00e2nd Turist R\u0103t\u0103cit aproape c\u0103 to\u021bi, chiar \u0219i el, vor ceva ie\u0219it afar\u0103 din comunele taxe. De la o vreme, ori io sunt mort, ori el (Cristoi Eduard \u0219i Claudiu uneori) \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 \u0219ampon cu prea multe bule. \u0218i bulele nu-l mai \u00eencap. St\u0103 bulele p\u0103 iel de-l i(e)nerveaz\u0103. C\u00e2nd ie bulele nervoase c\u0103, cic\u0103, mergi la Strei \u0219i te speli, c\u0103 cumva, s\u0103 e\u0219ti bine \u0219i tu. \u00cencepem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unu, nu faci baie \u00een Strei, c\u0103-i s\u0103rb\u0103toare, c\u0103 \u201dst\u0103 soarele s\u0103 apun\u0103\u201d, soarele nu st\u0103 c\u00e2nd apune, nu te dai cu \u0219ampon \u00eenainte s\u0103 te bagi \u00een Strei \u00een luna martie, \u0219i dac\u0103 te bagi nu te filma, c\u0103 dac\u0103 te filmezi \u00een timp ce te bagi \u00een Strei cu \u0219ampon pe tine nu te filma, c\u0103 o s\u0103 pari penibil, c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0219i totu\u0219i te filmezi nu te filma penibil, chiar dac\u0103 a\u0219a e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doi, dac\u0103 ai decis, totu\u0219i, s\u0103 te filmezi penibil \u00een timp ce e\u0219ti \u0219amponat \u0219i preg\u0103tit s\u0103 te bagi \u00een Strei, c\u0103-i s\u0103rb\u0103toare, nu-mi spune s\u0103 m\u0103 protejez \u00een timp ce tu m\u0103 poluezi cu \u0219ampon ieftin, Cristoi, c\u0103 dac\u0103 te-ai b\u0103gat \u00een Strei, c\u00e2nd soarele st\u0103 (soarele nu st\u0103, Vasilica \u0218eicaru), al\u0103turi de o v\u00e2sl\u0103, cu care s\u0103 te salvezi din nemernicia ta, eram, jur, impresionat. Cristoi cu o v\u00e2sl\u0103 \u00een Strei! Ce face, Cristoi cu v\u00e2sla \u00een Strei? Se salveaz\u0103. Ie brusc aproape viu. Se spal\u0103, c\u0103 are \u0219ampon p\u0103 iel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trei, tu \u00eemi vorbe\u0219ti de s\u0103rb\u0103tori cre\u0219tine, importante, \u0219amponat \u0219i apoi te azv\u00e2rli \u00een Strei, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 cumva io o s\u0103 simt r\u0103ceala apei, pe care o faci minunat\u0103 dar pe care \u00een acela\u0219i timp mi-o spurci cu tine? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bun, te-am v\u0103zut. P\u0103 feisbuc. \u0218i io ce ar trebui s\u0103 fac? O s\u0103 zici b\u0103h, de ce se ia Urie\u0219 d\u0103 mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Patru, b\u0103h, nu pot s\u0103-mi scot din minte imaginea \u00een care tu e\u0219ti cu \u0219ampoanele vie\u021bii p\u0103 tine (sau cu ce pula mea te-ai dat) \u0219i te bagi salut\u00e2nd p\u0103 v\u0103zurologii t\u0103i \u00een timp ce tu, cu tupeu \u0219i sc\u00e2rbavnic\u0103 non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103, te introduci \u00een Strei, un r\u0103u care cu multe eforturi planetare \u0219i-o str\u00e2ns curs \u0219i poezie, \u0219i \u00een care tu \u021bi-ai b\u0103gat sc\u00e2rbavnica pu\u021bulic\u0103, poate pul\u0103, invoc\u00e2nd s\u0103rb\u0103tori mari \u0219i cre\u0219tine\u0219ti, apus de soare care st\u0103 s\u0103 apun\u0103 \u0219i pleonasme care aproape c\u0103 m\u0103 zg\u00e2rie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cinci, unde dracului vezi tu pe malul Streiului valul 6, c\u0103 e cuminte Streiul, docil, chiar, \u021bi-a fost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cristoi, un sfat, de final, de pula mea \u0219tie ce faci tu pe acolo, ai nevoie de un consilier de imagine? Ce vrei s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2nd te faci b\u0103tr\u00e2n? C\u00e2nd dai cu m\u00e2na involuntar peste diverse diminea\u021ba e semn c\u0103 s\u0103 nu te mai dai cu \u0219ampon, boule, \u00eenainte s\u0103 te bagi \u00een Strei, c\u00e2nd soarele st\u0103 s\u0103 apun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103-b\u0103iatule, nu te mai filma singur. O dai \u00een narcisisme. Narcisismul nu-i fi\u021b\u0103, ie boal\u0103, cu ciucuri, \u0219tiu, dar ie boal\u0103, prietene. Chiam\u0103 \u0219i tu pro\u0219ti cu camere \u0219mechere care s\u0103 te filmeze c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti penibil, c\u0103 poate \u00ee\u021bi cre\u0219te a\u0219a \u0219i \u021bie num\u0103rul de laicuri. \u0218i odiseea poate \u00ee\u021bi devine aproape odisee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218ase. B\u0103i, copile, e\u0219ti penibil. Nici nu-\u021bi st\u0103 bine cu \u0219ampon pe p\u0103r. Pari chiar prost. \u0218i cu \u0219ampon pe p\u0103r \u00een timp ce tu o dai \u00een pleonastice \u0219i mai apoi te scufunzi \u00een Strei?! Prost copil. De ce te-am abordat? Mi-ai futut Streiul, b\u0103, cu \u0219amponul t\u0103u de c\u0103cat. \u0218i io am spurcat Streiul cu mine, dar f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219ampon. S\u0103 zici mul\u021bumesc c\u0103 te-am b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103. C\u0103 c\u00e2nd spui c\u0103 s\u0103 ieftineasc\u0103 carnea ie\u0219ti chiar dus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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