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S\u0103 dai o palm\u0103 nu-i greu. Greu e s\u0103-i dai una \u0219i lu` Rock. C\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 te afli fix l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. Dac\u0103 te afli l\u00e2ng\u0103 Chris Rock fix c\u00e2nd vrea cumva s\u0103-\u021bi dea \u0219i-un Oscar se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u0219i actor \u0219i c\u0103 f\u0103cu\u0219i uneori \u0219i ni\u0219te roluri mi\u0219to. O palm\u0103 nu-i greu de sc\u0103pat, mai ales c\u00e2nd \u021bi-o iei cu Oscar \u0219i un prost de fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din principiu, cum o zis \u0219i Smith, o palm\u0103 te poate face s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi aduci aminte c\u0103 uneori e\u0219ti \u0219i prost. C\u0103-\u021bi ceri scuze dup\u0103 ce l-ai omor\u00e2t pe mort iar nu-i chiar a\u0219a de r\u0103u. \u00cemi cer scuze, mortule, n-am vrut chiar s\u0103 mori. Ne vedem data viitoare. Promit c\u0103 las palma pe pervaz. <\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei cred c\u0103 Rock se plictisea pe scen\u0103 \u0219i nu era cu o palm\u0103 la el. Smith nu \u0219i-o cerut scuze niciodat\u0103 p\u0103 la academie \u0219i o zis, el, a\u0219a, c\u0103 <\/code>e vremea s\u0103-\u0219i cear\u0103 scuze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219i\u0219derea, c\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103lmuiesc doi \u0219i sunt chiar \u0219i actori super mi\u0219to, trebuia s-o vedem \u0219i pe asta. C\u0103 pula ta, dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta r\u0103zboi \u0219i covid parc\u0103 ai m\u00e2nca oleac\u0103 de sup\u0103 de pui. Chiar, de ce nu-s puii de g\u0103in\u0103 negrii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i cum se face, m\u0103i, c\u0103 brusc nu mai ie mor\u021bi prin Ucraina \u0219i nici Putin nu mai ie cumva, c\u0103 brusc ie Will Smith cu palma p\u0103 negresa lu` Rock. Nici osanale \u0219i nici ajutoare pentru Ucraina, brusc? Vuiesc agen\u021biile de pres\u0103. Mare eveniment, io dat Smith o palm\u0103 lui Rock. Aproape to\u021bi ie altfel. Nimic nu mai ie cum era. Brusc \u0219i Ucraina parc\u0103 nu mai ie a\u0219a de opulent\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu-\u021bi dai seama? P\u0103lmi. Oscar. Scuze la academie. Chestii. Diver\u0219i. Ie negrii, bre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i-n aproape alt\u0103 ordine de idei, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pari cu ciucuri nu te iei de Smith chiar a\u0219a, c\u0103 omul o r\u0103mas la un moment dat singur pe planet\u0103. Are cu el ni\u0219te sechele. Zic \u0219i io. Cred. C\u0103 \u0219i \u0103la de s-o crezut la un moment dat Isus ie dus de mult timp \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 moar\u0103 se credea Isus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiuveta e ca s\u0103 speli vasele, nu ca s\u0103 te pi\u0219i \u00een ea. Nici vaca nu fute pe taur \u0219i nici nu urci \u00een sus. Una peste alta, io cred c\u0103 Smith \u0219i Rock aveau nevoie de reclam\u0103 gratis. C\u0103 reclama ie scump\u0103. \u0218i academia de film american\u0103 avea nevoie de reclam\u0103, gratis, c\u0103 a\u0219a ie cu agen\u021biile de pres\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu pl\u0103te\u0219ti, faci circ \u0219i vin iele la tine. Gratis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 tot e cu oscaruri hai s\u0103 vezi cum covidul \u0219i Putin nu mai au importan\u021b\u0103. Prea \u0219mecher omul cu camera \u0219i prea vesel mai apoi Rock, un actor c\u0103ruia prea i se fac dublele duble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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