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servici(u). Toat\u0103 lumea ucide miei de pa\u0219ti. Pe alese. Ciobanul devine comerciant de cadavre legal, abeceurile ie dotate \u0219i iele brusc cu toate ma\u021bele \u0219i m\u0103runtaiele mielului. To\u021bi ie pa\u0219ti, cre\u0219tini \u0219i mai ales milostivi care ucid \u00een numele mnez\u0103ului. Nimeni nu mai ucide ilegal, ucisul devine instantaneu de prisos, legal \u0219i necesar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu mai exist\u0103 de pa\u0219ti poli\u021bie a animalelor, nu mai conteaz\u0103 cum \u00eel cari \u0219i unde p\u0103 miel, pe c\u00e2ine. Ie pa\u0219ti, pula lor, d\u0103-i m\u0103-n sup\u0103rare. S\u0103-i taie. Bun. Ideea na\u0219pa nu e c\u0103 se taie miei. Ideea e c\u0103 avem o tradi\u021bie antic\u0103, veche \u0219i de c\u0103cat, \u00een care ne ridic\u0103m \u00een sl\u0103vi slugile poleite care fut doar dup\u0103 ce creioneaz\u0103 cruci imaginare \u00een cinstea unui mort inventat, ucig\u00e2nd miei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To\u021bi ie buni. To\u021bi cei care brusc g\u0103sesc, ca prin minune, aer cre\u0219tinesc, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 miel \u00een fel \u0219i chip. Miel s\u0103 fie. Mort s\u0103 fie, cruci s\u0103 ne facem multe \u0219i hristo\u0219i\/cristo\u0219i\/arhangheli\/to\u021bi ie b\u0103rba\u021bi (orgie cu b\u0103rba\u021bi, se \u0219tie), s\u0103 \u00eenviem, c\u0103 venir\u0103 iar ni\u0219te pa\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103-mi dai s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc carne de miel nu spun nu. Recunosc. Poate c\u0103 n-a\u0219 fi a\u0219a de vehement atunci c\u00e2nd vine vorba de t\u0103ierea mieilor dac\u0103 rom\u00e2nul ar spune clar \u0219i r\u0103spicat DA, bre, pula mea, m\u0103n\u00e2nc miel, c\u0103-mi place, c\u00e2nd vreau \u0219i cum vreau, c\u0103 mi-e foame, c\u0103-s cioban, cresc oi \u0219i io asta m\u00e2nc. C\u0103 io cresc oi ca s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc, c\u0103 altfel mor de foame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, doctrinele \u0219i snobismul, falsitatea cu care, \u00een numele unei idei considerat\u0103 religie, ucidem cu cu\u021bite, cic\u0103, sfinte, ca s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m pui de animal \u00een numele unuia care\u2026 Care? C\u0103-i s\u0103rb\u0103toare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dC\u0103ror sfin\u021bi \u0219i c\u0103ror dumnezei mieii-\u0219i vars\u0103 s\u00e2ngele-n cu\u021bite?\u201d, \u00eentreab\u0103 Tudor Gheorghe. Chiar a\u0219a. Pentru care sfin\u021bi \u0219i dumnezei ucizi ca s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci miei, de\u0219i tu ai latrina plin\u0103 cu s\u00e2nge \u00eenghe\u021bat \u0219i burta \u00eenc\u0103 plin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 c\u0103 ucidem din cauza unor mofturi stupide \u0219i idioate, din cauza faptului c\u0103 \u00eel credem pe cabotinul poleit c\u0103 religia \u0219i sfin\u021bii \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eembraci \u00een haine de s\u0103rb\u0103toare, s\u0103 ucizi legal \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci carne cu ridichi \u0219i ceap\u0103 \u0219i usturoi din China ca un sf\u00e2nt analfabet \u0219i bun la votul de duminic\u0103, c\u0103 schilodim animale doar ca s\u0103 ne d\u0103m mari c\u0103 avem un ceva mai mult fa\u021b\u0103 de cel\u0103lalt, m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 r\u0103u asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai l\u0103zile frigorifice pline cu sacrificii, cu c\u0103rnuri \u00eenghe\u021bate, cu inimi ale unor animale care, a\u0219a-i?, nu \u0219tiau ce le a\u0219teapt\u0103 odat\u0103 cu venirea lor pe lume. Sunt animale. Bun. Bine. Dar fii responsabil. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, \u00een pula mea, prima dat\u0103 ce ai, c\u0103 ai zis c\u0103 ai, observ, nu ucide ca s\u0103 te f\u0103le\u0219ti c\u0103 de pa\u0219tele pulii tu ie\u0219ti mai \u0219mecher dec\u00e2t vecinul \u0219i c\u0103 ai miel la pro\u021bap \u0219i c\u0103cat cu drob sfin\u021bit de pula mea \u0219tie ce pop\u0103 aservit preapoleitului. Unii, de pa\u0219ti, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 cu ceap\u0103. \u0218i ie mai mi\u0219to ca la pro\u0219tii cu platouri pline, \u0103ia cu ceapa dup\u0103 ei \u0219tiu c\u0103 via\u021ba ie acolo unde simte inima dragoste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chinezii jupoaie c\u00e2ini de vii, \u00een ideea c\u0103 primesc, astfel, cele mai alese gusturi. S-o fut pe m\u0103-ta de chinez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103. Pe bune. B\u0103h, vrei s\u0103 m\u00e2nci miel? M\u00e2nc\u0103, \u00een pula mea, p\u00e2n\u0103 cr\u0103pi, dar nu mai spune c\u0103 sacrifici miei pentru nu \u0219tiu care sfin\u021bi \u0219i dumnezei cu ciucuri \u0219i ca s\u0103 te dai mare c\u0103 tu ai miel de pa\u0219ti. Mielul din blid nu te face om de pa\u0219ti. Te face doar carnivor. At\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cencerc s\u0103 fiu mai bun de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, crede-m\u0103. M\u0103 str\u0103duiesc. \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 exersezi \u0219i tu \u201dvia\u021ba e o s\u0103rb\u0103toare nedistructiv\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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