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Creang\u0103, Ion Creang\u0103, scriitorul \u0103la confundat cu Ieminescu, o degenerat, cotrob\u00e2ind prin curtea prea moldoveneasc\u0103, \u0219i-o povestit mai multe chestii despre Ivan Turbinc\u0103. Nu din plictiseal\u0103, obosit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asear\u0103 am auzit cu ochii mei ideea c\u0103 Putinelu ie mort de 12 ani \u0219i c\u0103, de fapt, vizual vorbind ca pro\u0219tii, bolovanul care cutremur\u0103 lumea la acest moment ie un f\u0103t frumos cu fa\u021b\u0103 de Putin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103h, mie \u00eemi plac snoavele, muntele \u0219i salata de vinete cu gust de vinete. C\u0103, cic\u0103, a\u0219a zic ghiolbanii de la Ucraina cu coaie ruse\u0219ti. \u0218i c\u0103, cic\u0103, ie femei prin Ucraina care spun (femei, at\u00e2t, nu ie altceva, ie doar femei) c\u0103 prin Ucraina se bat \u0103ia \u00eentre iei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bun, b\u0103, pula mea, c\u0103 deja m\u0103 doare neuronul \u0219i coiul st\u00e2ng c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd aud c\u0103caturile astea romgleze \u0219i italianorom\u00e2ne\u0219ti m\u0103 apuc\u0103 un fel de duc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i, \u00een pula mea, \u0219i noi ne batem \u00eentre noi, faza proast\u0103 ie c\u0103 nu ne viralizeaz\u0103 nimeni. C\u00e2nd eram copchii o puneam frecvent de-o b\u0103taie. Hai, b\u0103\u0103\u0103, \u00een pula mea, c\u0103 avem b\u0103taie. B\u0103\u0103\u0103, te bagi? Daaaa, nu auzeai yes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i era comunism, cu ceau\u0219e\u0219ti, cu securit\u0103\u021bi, cu diverse. Nici dracu nu ne b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103. Mergeam la b\u0103taie, cu pumnii \u0219i cu curajul \u0219i veneam \u00eenapoi uneori st\u00eelci\u021bi, alteori strig\u00e2nd ca pro\u0219tii ce pro\u0219ti \u0219i ce frico\u0219i ie \u0103ia. \u0218i la \u0219coal\u0103 ziceam c\u0103 avem buba la ochi deoarece am c\u0103zut pe sc\u0103ri, toate sc\u0103rile ie \u0219i ostile \u0219i docile atunci c\u00e2nd vine vorba de b\u0103taie ca b\u0103ie\u021bii, c\u0103 cu fetele ie la coaie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar s\u0103 trecem la chestii serioase. Cic\u0103 Kremlinul io trimis lu Kiev documente care presupun PACE \u0219i c\u0103, cic\u0103, zice Kremlinul, mingea e la piciorul lui Zelenski. O scrie pe asta chiar \u0219i Ziarul Financiar, \u0219i io \u00eei cred c\u0103 pe \u0103ia \u00eei cunosc, ie vii, aproape to\u021bi. O zic mai mul\u021bi, dar las-o a\u0219a. Bun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hadic\u0103 Rusia \u00eei zice lu Ucraina c\u0103, b\u0103, ne-am jucat destul, noi f\u0103ceam glume proaste, hai s-o d\u0103m la pace? Hadic\u0103, hai, b\u0103, pula mea, nu mai trage, hai s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m pit\u0103 cu untur\u0103 c\u0103 se face sear\u0103 \u0219i ne cheam\u0103 tata \u00een cas\u0103? Mama ie despuiat\u0103, Crimeea ie \u00een\u021bepenit\u0103 dar dezbr\u0103cat\u0103, nato st\u0103 cu pula sculat\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tie unde s-o bage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i cic\u0103 Moscova o venit cu chestii serioase. B\u0103, brusc, vrem pace, nu mai trage\u021bi, pula mea, hoo, noi glumeam, ne uitam la desene animate \u0219i diversificam programul de sear\u0103 cu ni\u0219te filme cu mor\u021bi \u0219i r\u0103ni\u021bi, a\u0219a, de divertisment. S-o stricat cuptorul cu undele Amiralului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i cic\u0103 Kievul nu ie consecvent c\u00e2nd noi, ru\u0219ii, propunem floricele, c\u0103, cic\u0103, Kievul vrea semin\u021be de floarea soarelui decojite, noi nu decojim semin\u021bele virgine. Ie nervos r\u0103u Kremlinul, pula lui, iel vine cu pace \u0219i Kievul se zb\u00e2rle\u0219te? Las-o \u00een pula mea, chiar a\u0219a? Pula lor, au dreptate, ru\u0219ii. Iei vor pace \u0219i fr\u0103tucii lor de la Kiev vor r\u0103zboi? Ie frumos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i cic\u0103 fecioara Maria Zakharova de la externe, de la Rusia, zic\u0103 c\u0103 p\u0103pu\u0219arul de la Ucraina o transformat nogocierile de pace \u00een circ. P\u0103i, cam da, \u0103la se vrea definitiv pre\u0219edinte la Ucraina, ioi, Putinelu \u00eel vrea purificat \u0219i denazificat, grijuliu ca un tat\u0103 bun care ie el, Baiden d\u0103 m\u00e2na cu Hitler \u00een mintea lui, pe teras\u0103 unii deja merg la r\u0103zboi, cresc smarfoanele mai ales \u00een ajunul cr\u0103ciunului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i cu asta m\u0103 retrag, momental. Cic\u0103, zice Rusia, prin vocea sf\u00e2nt\u0103 a M\u0103riei de la externe, discu\u021biile cu fra\u021bii de la Ucraina or fost \u00eempotmolite sever fix c\u00e2nd Kievul o ACUZAT Moscova c\u0103 o comis crime d\u0103 R\u0102ZBOI. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103h, ie frumo\u0219i pro\u0219ti cu diplome. Nu te pui cu iei c\u0103 dac\u0103, pula mea, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 mai zic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Noi, c\u00e2nd ne b\u0103team, \u00een cartier, c\u00e2nd aveam b\u0103taie, nu scoteam, mai apoi, comunicate de pres\u0103. Pula mea, ne-o luam, o d\u0103deam, asta era. Vinea mili\u021bianul cu table pe um\u0103r \u0219i ridica vreo doi, trei. \u00cei c\u0103p\u0103cea, ie\u0219ea tablagiul cu sfecl\u0103 la ochi, m\u00e2ndru de el, de grad, unii dormeau, al\u021bii desigur. Apoi, pace \u0219i virtute. Urm\u0103toarea faz\u0103 cu avem b\u0103taie. Unii \u0219i-au murit ochii lips\u0103 cu vitejie \u0219i mult\u0103 \u0219mecherie de c\u0103cat. \u0218i \u0218tefan cel Mare (mic ca pula \u00een\u0219ela\u021bilor b\u0103rba\u021bi) mergea la r\u0103zboi, n-avea r\u0103ni c\u0103 \u00een timp ce Dorel se b\u0103tea el o futea pe Maria de la externe. \u0218i uite a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hai, pe bune, acuma. Rusia se simte jignit\u0103 c\u0103, cic\u0103, Kievul o acuz\u0103 c\u0103 o comis crime de r\u0103zboi? Aproape c\u0103 liniile paralele se unesc. \u0102\u0219tia chiar vor s\u0103 se \u00eempace? \u0218i io chiar \u00eemi f\u0103ceam probleme existen\u021biale, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu de unde s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r basc\u0103. Basca mea face ce vrea ea, c\u0103 doar e proletar\u0103. M-am t\u00e2mpit. De la t\u00e2mple o am. Pe proletar\u0103. Pe t\u00e2mple. Pe basc\u0103. Pe care le-am contopit. Dac\u0103 ie grele ce-am scris las\u0103 dracului plasele cu uloi jos, vin alte taxiuri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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