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Nu citi dac\u0103 ai hipertensiune sau diaree. Nu m\u0103 suna dac\u0103 ai m\u00e2ncat ceap\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Acest articol nu este un hit. Filmul mut care urmeaz\u0103 este inspirat din realitate. N-am inventat nimic. Eu doar l-am coafat, i-am dat o form\u0103 mai digerabil\u0103, comestibil\u0103 \u0219i pentru cei care spun c\u0103 iei nu se trag din realitatea care urmeaz\u0103. Doar un pic. Dac\u0103 ave\u021bi hipertensiune arterial\u0103 nu citi\u021bi. Mima\u021bi c\u0103 citi\u021bi \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi \u00een ne\u0219tire. Aceast\u0103 stare, ne\u0219tirea, este, totu\u0219i, op\u021bional\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 \u00eencepem cu diminea\u021ba acestei minunate zi. 12 august 2022. Asear\u0103, dup\u0103 multe ezit\u0103ri, am \u00eenceput sezonul 4 de la Lucifer, de p\u0103 Netflix. Desigur, c\u0103 tot pe la 4 m-am culcat. Pe la 9 m-am trezit. Cezar, toalet\u0103, un pic de medic, oleac\u0103 de gospod\u0103rie. Mic dejun. D-alea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe la 18 plec cu Cezar prin parcul de c\u00e2ini. L\u0103trat la c\u00e2ini cu urechi mai mari ca ale lui, femei crizate c\u0103 de ce latr\u0103 c\u00e2inele, oameni care \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 c\u00e2inele mu\u0219c\u0103. D-alea. Pe la 21 ies cu treburi de juma de or\u0103. De pe drum v\u0103d luna cum se holba la mine, fain\u0103, alb\u0103, toat\u0103, pudic\u0103, cumva, c\u0103 se uita de dup\u0103 f\u00e2\u0219ii de nori. O admir. Merg. \u0102mi cre\u0219te pu\u021bin inima. M\u0103 \u00eenveselesc pu\u021bin, \u0219i io. Dat\u0103 fiind starea \u00een care m\u0103 aflam, \u0219tiind c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103-l ajut pe Cezar s\u0103 elimine din ceea ce organismul lui producea \u0219i nu mai putea s-o fac\u0103 normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parc\u0103 \u0219i iarba \u00ee\u0219i ar\u0103ta v\u00e2rfurile, vesel\u0103, dup\u0103 pu\u021bin\u0103 ploaie. Eram, oarecum, cu oleac\u0103 de zv\u00e2c. \u00centr-un parc de copii, derbedei rupeau leag\u0103ne \u0219i co\u0219uri de gunoi, ferici\u021bi, fugind mai apoi. Asta este, zic. P\u0103rin\u021bi m\u0103cel\u0103resc porci \u0219i culeg c\u0103p\u0219uni prin Spania, ce pula mea s\u0103 fac\u0103 odraslele f\u0103cute prin vacan\u021be pe la gr\u0103tare? Distrug. O femeie striga de pe geam la derbedei, derbedeii luau toat\u0103 poli\u021bia \u00een pul\u0103 \u0219i pe femeia de la geam la sex oral. Merg. Zic, io n-am fost a\u0219a. Al\u021bi derbedei, 15, 16 ani, \u00een grup de c\u00e2te 7-8, vociferau, tare, ca s\u0103 se aud\u0103 doar iei pe ei, unul zicea c\u0103 io zis la altul b\u0103i coaie. Aproape de bloc dou\u0103 f\u0103tuci \u0219i un f\u0103tuc, pe biciclet\u0103, 10, 11 ani, f\u0103tucul o lua pe una dintre f\u0103tuci \u00een pul\u0103 (c\u00e2t\u0103 pul\u0103 avea copchilu \u0103la, de un\u0219pe ani, numa \u00eentreb?). Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 bloc, doi fe\u021bi, 6, 8 ani, feti\u021be, se poticneau pe o bicichet\u0103, cam singure, c\u0103 masculu era la intersec\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajung acas\u0103. Ies cu Cezar, c\u0103 deoarece. Cezar se pune \u00een pozi\u021bie sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 o s\u0103 reu\u0219easc\u0103 s\u0103 elimine singur fecale. Se str\u0103duia. Iele, fecalele, ie\u0219eau de pe ma\u021b, dar se opreau \u00een cavitatea format\u0103 din cauza herniei perineale. Zic, nu-i bai, prietene, restul o s\u0103 fie pe m\u00e2na mea, las c\u0103 te ajut eu, nu-\u021bi f\u0103 probleme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen timp ce Cezar se str\u0103duia s\u0103 fie normal, apare o cucoan\u0103, mai cu vechime, dinspre parcare, venit\u0103 de la o ma\u0219in\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 care st\u0103tea alt\u0103 cucoan\u0103 mai f\u0103r\u0103 vechime, care se holba de l\u00e2ng\u0103 un c\u00e2ine care se uluia v\u0103z\u00e2nd un ciob\u0103nesc german care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se cace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cucoana cu vechime se opre\u0219te la un metru de Cezar \u0219i st\u0103. Cezar se ridic\u0103 \u0219i merge spre ea \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie prietenos (a\u0219a a fost toat\u0103 via\u021ba lui, a avut momentele lui c\u00e2nd a fost autoritar – atunci c\u00e2nd cineva a \u00eencercat s\u0103 abuzeze de prieteni mea sau a lui). V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 femeia aia \u00eei rea, Cezar se retrage \u0219i se repune \u00een pozi\u021bie sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 fac\u0103 singur ceva. Cucoana zice. Urmeaz\u0103 un dialog \u00eentre mine \u0219i cucoan\u0103. Respir\u0103 ad\u00e2nc.
Cucoana: lua\u021bi-l de aici.
Eu: Unde s\u0103-l duc? Ce v\u0103 face? \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se cace. Dumneata te-ai oprit \u00een dreptul lui.
Cucoana: P\u0103i eu nu suport.
Eu: Ce nu suporta\u021bi? Pleca\u021bi mai departe.
Cucoana: P\u0103i s\u0103-l lua\u021bi de aici.
Eu: Cezar, aici.
Cezar renun\u021b\u0103 \u0219i vine la mine. De l\u00e2ng\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103 ne privea cealalt\u0103 cucoan\u0103 cu pitbulu l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea. Continu\u0103m dialogul.
Eu: Ave\u021bi c\u00e2ine la ma\u0219in\u0103. Hai, Cezar, ne c\u0103c\u0103m \u00een cas\u0103. Te pui cu t\u00e2mpi\u021bi care nu iubesc animalele!
Cucoana: Ba, io iubesc animalele\u2026
Eu: Am v\u0103zut.
\u0218i-am plecat \u00een c\u0103\u0219i. Am aflat, mai apoi, c\u0103 cucoana iube\u0219te animalele din jurul ei. Pe cele doar din jurul ei. \u00cen special pe ea. Restul ie du\u0219mani. Mai departe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toalet\u0103 de sear\u0103, Cezar, fecale, m\u0103nu\u0219i chirurgicale, masa de sear\u0103 Cezar, preg\u0103tit s\u0103 m\u00e2nc \u0219i io ceva. Preg\u0103tesc sezonul 4 Lucifer. Zic diverse, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc. Scot iar Cezar, pi\u0219u, intr\u0103m \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zic, iar, m\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi iau o bere ca s\u0103 curg\u0103 serialul Lucifer mai bine. Ies. Trec strada ajung la t\u0103jghea. \u00cen spatele meu un nene pierdut oleac\u0103, cu un prunc care se propte\u0219te foarte tare \u00een spatele meu. V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea muta ni\u0219te l\u0103zi, cutii, ceva, prin spate. A\u0219tept. Progenitura aproape c\u0103 se urca pe mine. Zice, progenitura, \u00een spatele meu, veni\u021bi \u0219i aici?!
M\u0103 \u00eentorc, m\u0103 uit. 10 ani, maxim, avea tricoul pe el cu \u201dMaxim\u201d (maxim gras, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam, c\u0103 era gras) \u0219i sugea o brichet\u0103 neagr\u0103. Zic, \u00een g\u00e2nd, f\u0103cut la nervi, pe tarla, din grab\u0103, cu \u021bigara \u00een gur\u0103. Zic tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu: Vrei, te rog, s\u0103 nu mai \u00eencerci s\u0103 te sui pe mine?
Progenitura: Da, sigur, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vine v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea, cer berea, iau berea, pl\u0103tesc, plec. \u0218i acum scriu. Am tot ezitat s\u0103 scriu despre azi dar n-am putut s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu cred c\u0103 ceea ce am scris reprezint\u0103 cazuri sociale care din izolate devin tot mai generale. Deun\u0103zi am aflat c\u0103 un grup de elevi a b\u0103tut un b\u0103tr\u00e2n. Aceste grupuri de copii, copii de la 10 la 18 ani, \u00eencep s\u0103 devin\u0103 tot mai periculoase, toxice, deoarece nu sunt \u021binute sub control, c\u0103 deoarece au \u00een spate p\u0103rin\u021bi care habar n-au de ei \u0219i care se \u00eenmul\u021besc cu scopul de a batjocori, de a denigra \u0219i a intimida, n-au respect dec\u00e2t pentru sine \u0219i nu respect\u0103 aproape nici o regul\u0103, educa\u021bia civic\u0103 le lipe\u0219te cu des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ire \u0219i nimeni nu vede \u0219i nici nu aude. Trat\u0103m doar efectele, form\u00e2nd avoca\u021bi, judec\u0103tori, procurori \u0219i gardieni de penitenciare, nimeni nu previne, pentru c\u0103 to\u021bi copiii sunt slabi la matematic\u0103, chimie \u0219i fizic\u0103, dar avem oameni de lege care constat\u0103, dac\u0103 au chef \u0219i timp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vina? A p\u0103rin\u021bilor, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, a sistemului (voit), a malforma\u021biei numit\u0103 educa\u021bie \u0219i \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Dac\u0103 le lua\u021bi telefonul din m\u00e2n\u0103, dup\u0103 5 minute \u00eei b\u0103ga\u021bi la terapie intensiv\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cenc\u0103 ceva, \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 luciferez. Mamaie, \u0219tiu c\u0103-l cuno\u0219ti pe Cezar, \u0219tiu c\u0103 m\u0103 cuno\u0219ti \u0219i pe mine. Cezar nu mu\u0219c\u0103 ca prostul, are studii universitare la acest capitol, iar c\u00e2nd \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 nevoile personale o d\u0103 de multe ori \u00eentr-o pudoare care m\u0103 uime\u0219te \u0219i ast\u0103zi, dup\u0103 aproape 10 ani. Trebuie doar s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi felul \u00een care stau geamurile at\u00e2rnate de pere\u021bi spre interior \u0219i nu spre exterior. At\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dic\u021bionar pentru cei care nu \u0219tiu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201dcarpe diem\u201d<\/strong>
Carpe diem este o expresie dintr-un poem latin scris de Hora\u021biu, ce a devenit \u00een timp un aforism. Popular, expresia este tradus\u0103 ca \u201eTr\u0103ie\u0219te clipa!\u201d. Literal, \u201dcarpe\u201d \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201ea alege, a selecta, a culege, a str\u00e2nge, a aduna\u201d, dar Hora\u021biu a folosit cuv\u00e2ntul \u00een sensul de \u201ea se bucura, a apuca, folosire, a face uz de\u201d. \u00cendemnul \u201etr\u0103ie\u0219te clipa!\u201d este foarte larg interpretabil, dar aceasta \u0219i din cauza traducerii imperfecte.
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