iou, iou, la redac\u021bie, una inervat\u0103, s\u00e2nge dup\u0103 ea \u0219i gladiatorii \u00een spatele iei, la proteveu, la redac\u021bie, intr\u0103 una, dornic\u0103 de puli\u021b\u0103r \u0219i nefutut\u0103, cu pizda dop ca la o plut\u0103, iou, iou, o murit, s-o dus Salam, de azi numa Gut\u0103, mi-o fute diminea\u021ba \u0219i, desigur, o luat t\u0103te drogurile \u0219i s-o dus pe pul\u0103, S\u0103l\u0103miorul, d\u0103-l \u00een pizdu meu, fugi c\u0103 vine furtunu, hai cu \u0219tirea, c\u0103 mi-o zis boschetul \u0103la din Cr\u00e2nga\u0219i c\u0103 ie mort ca un cal mort, \u0219efuuuuu\u021buuuuuuu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
redactorul \u0219ef, vinovatul f\u0103r\u0103 (nicio)vin\u0103, curat ca cretinii cu pro\u0219titv, zice, ca un con\u0219tiincios, cretin ursuz, nu-i pute gura niciodat\u0103, care o m\u00e2ncat c\u0103cat ca porcu \u0219i se spal\u0103 pe pul\u0103 cu sugativ\u0103 dubl\u0103, brava, pizd\u0103 ostracizat\u0103, brava, bro, rupem gura t\u00e2rgului, avem curtea plin\u0103 de c\u0103cat, \u00een seara asta o s\u0103-mi fac o mare lab\u0103, o murit Salam, futu-l \u00een gur\u0103 de vegetarian, brava, d\u0103, f\u0103, proasto, pe post, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pulu, pe sait, peste tot, pe satelit, s\u0103 moar\u0103 antenele de nervi, s\u0103 moar\u0103 babe \u0219i mo\u0219i, cretini, demen\u021bi, t\u00e2mpi\u021bi, handicapa\u021bi, fani caltabo\u0219 \u0219i parizel, d\u0103, f\u0103, \u00een ei, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een ele de salame \u0219i salatini, hai cu toat\u0103 prostia aia-n poal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0219i dau boii \u0219i vacile, de la boii spun cretin\u0103t\u0103\u021bi la \u0219tiri, cu coarnele \u00een gard de-or rupt \u0219i poarta iadului, moare, bre, bro, io, Salam, t\u00e2mpit, dement, noi (a)bem esclusivit\u0103\u021bi, hai cu \u0219ampanuele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
iou, iou, \u0219i brusc se treze\u0219te Salam din mor\u021bi \u0219i zice, bro, sunt viu, un concert, ceva? bro, proveceu suntem, zice, proveceu, scuz\u0103-ne, aream la bud\u0103 unde noi acolo chiar ne creieream, noi suntem cul\u021bi, softul \u0219i ramii or luato razna, nu noi. scursoaiele noastre, Salame, noi ie cul\u021bi \u0219i \u0219i vedete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0219i uite a\u0219a s-o ales broasca cu trei pumni \u00een cap \u0219i dupaia Noua Zeeland\u0103 s-o mutat \u00een Oceania \u0219i Afganistan \u00een R\u0103c\u0103\u0219tie, Australia s-o mutat pe continentul Austral(ui)aaaa, asta pres\u0103, asta jurnali\u0219ti, nu cotcodaci ca \u00e2ia din, din Pula sau Afganistania \u0219i ia o murit fericit\u0103 fertilizat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2nci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bi, \u0219tirea cu salami \u0219i c\u00e2rna\u021bi pu\u0219i la Ifuma\u021bi, \u0219tirea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0219i ultima, c\u00e2 m\u0103 plictisesc, io, ca jurnalist, \u00eenainte s\u0103 moar\u0103 Vasiliz\u0103, c\u0103 p\u0103 vremuri, azi nu-l mai \u00eentreb, \u00eel contactam \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentrebam, b\u0103, tu, f\u0103, auzi, mori? te \u00eentreb din complezen\u021b\u0103, bro, bre, diverse, ca s\u0103 nu zic\u0103 lumea c\u0103 io \u0219i pe dincolo? dac\u0103 Vasiliz\u0103 nu zicea nem compot, io nu pot cu Ivano, mai \u00eentrebam pe vreo doi \u0219i pe unul care-i doftor, da-i medic, cic\u0103, bro, \u0103sta ie dus sau mort? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Salame, nu \u00eemi place ce c\u00e2n\u021bi, dar e\u0219ti om \u0219i m\u0103 enervez c\u00e2nd dobitoci \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 sar\u0103 gardul de la spitalul de nebuni pe motiv c\u0103 iei nu sunt diagnostica\u021bi. baft\u0103 \u0219i miracole. proteveul pizdii, care tr\u0103i\u021bi din reclame, nicidecum ca jurnali\u0219ti, voi la ce film v\u0103 uita\u021bi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
iou, iou, la redac\u021bie, una inervat\u0103, s\u00e2nge dup\u0103 ea \u0219i gladiatorii \u00een spatele iei, la proteveu, la redac\u021bie, intr\u0103 una, dornic\u0103 de puli\u021b\u0103r \u0219i nefutut\u0103, cu pizda dop ca la o plut\u0103, iou, iou, o murit, s-o dus Salam, de azi numa Gut\u0103, mi-o fute diminea\u021ba \u0219i, desigur, o luat t\u0103te drogurile \u0219i s-o dus […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11032,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[483,200],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
deci, Florin Salam nu e personajul meu preferat, de\u0219i a c\u00e2ntat c\u00e2ndva cu Bregovich, dar numa zzzz\u00e2c, o zicere, c\u0103 tot vorbim despre diverse - Blog<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n