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Ieri sear\u0103 m-am re\u00eentors acas\u0103. Nu, nu din delega\u0163ie, nu din sih\u0103strie, nu de la curve, nu de pe coclauri, nu pentru c\u0103 a\u015f fi fost fugit de-acas\u0103, pur \u015fi simplu am ajuns acas\u0103 ca tot omul. Nimic spectaculos p\u00e2n\u0103 aici. M\u0103 iubesc ca de obicei cu patrupedul \u015fi m\u0103 pun \u00een fotoliu s\u0103 beau o bere. N-apuc s\u0103 schimb prea multe vorbe cu consoarta c\u0103 aud la etajul de deasupra mea \u00eenjur\u0103turi, strig\u0103turi. Vecinul de la opt o luase iar\u0103\u015fi razna. Vorbea ba cu un perete, ba cu altul, ba \u00eenjura pe cineva de pe balcon, ba zbiera ca un descreierat la telefon.<\/p>\n

Ce naiba se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103? \u015ei nu apuc s\u0103-mi r\u0103spund c\u0103 \u00eemi sun\u0103 telefonul. Un prieten poli\u0163ist: iar o luat-o pe ulei vecinul t\u0103u. Da \u015ftiu, \u00eei r\u0103spund. De fapt nu prea \u015ftiam, atunci aflam \u015fi eu c\u0103-i oficial. Sunt obi\u015fnuit. Nu m\u0103 mai mir\u0103 nimic. Locuiesc \u00eentr-un bloc plin cu cretini. Pardon, f\u0103r\u0103 mine. Deci nu-i plin doar cu cretini. Eu sunt exclus. De\u015fi pentru al\u0163ii sunt \u015fi eu un cretin. M\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n

Vecinul o luat-o pe ar\u0103tur\u0103 de mai mult timp, dar nimeni nu la b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103. \u00cen seara aceea se agravase problema din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 nevasta la l\u0103sat \u00een plata domnului \u015fi s-o dus \u00een Germania, iar el mai ie\u015fea din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd pe balcon \u015fi striga la ni\u015fte indivizi imaginari s\u0103-i lase femeia \u00een pace, s\u0103 n-o duc\u0103 la produs \u00een Germania… Ciud\u0103\u0163enii normale pe care le face un om nebun nediagnosticat.<\/p>\n

Aud din nou g\u0103l\u0103gie pe hol. O g\u0103l\u0103gie foarte suspect\u0103. Ies \u015fi m\u0103 duc la etajul opt. Ajuns acolo dau peste patru pompieri \u015fi prietenul meu poli\u0163istul. Ce \u00eencercau oamenii \u0103ia s\u0103 fac\u0103 acolo? Cu un topor de pompier \u015fi-o ditamai ranga se str\u0103duiau s\u0103 deschid\u0103 u\u015fa vecinului nebun, dar cu fine\u0163e, s\u0103 nu-i distrug\u0103 u\u015fa omului definitiv. De unde at\u00e2ta fine\u0163e la un pompier? Dar mno, oamenii chiar se str\u0103duiau. Este de apreciat, c\u0103 \u00een mod normal trebuia s\u0103 dea cu berbecul.<\/p>\n

Dar ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, \u00eentreb \u015fi eu? Omul s-o \u00eenchis \u00een cas\u0103, o aruncat cheia pe geam \u015fi-o chemat pompierii \u015fi poli\u0163ia s\u0103-l scoat\u0103 afar\u0103, m\u0103 l\u0103mure\u015fte rapid un pompier.<\/p>\n

Din apartament, nebunul, la fel ca \u00een proverbul rom\u00e2nesc \u201eun prost arunc\u0103 o piatr\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103 \u015fi zece \u00een\u0163elep\u0163i se chinuie s-o scoat\u0103\u201d, striga: am aruncat cheia pe geam, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 nu-mi strica\u0163i u\u015fa de tot!<\/p>\n

\u00centr-un final pompierii l-au scos pe ne\u2019a omul afar\u0103 din propria locuin\u0163\u0103, acesta fiind preluat de poli\u0163i\u015fti pentru \u00eentocmirea procesului verbal \u015fi acordarea unei amenzi.<\/p>\n

Povestea nu s-a \u00eencheiat definitiv atunci. Diminea\u0163\u0103 la ora 6:30 omul de la opt a \u00eenceput s\u0103 bat\u0103 cu ciocanul prin cas\u0103. Prin pere\u0163i, prin \u0163evile de la calorifere, pe unde \u00eei venea la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103, ca un schizofrenic captiv \u00eentr-o criz\u0103 de personalitate. Ce era s\u0103 fac, m-am trezit. \u00cenjur\u00e2nd pe to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii de care am auzit \u015fi pe mama m\u0103-sii de t\u00e2mpit. \u00cemi venea s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u015fi s\u0103-i pun ni\u015fte copci la gur\u0103 \u015fi la stomac. M-am ab\u0163inut. M-am calmat, m-am ridicat \u015fi mi-am pus de cafea. M-am dus la baie \u00eempliticindu-m\u0103 \u00een cracii de la pijamale. C\u0103 am \u015fi eu pijamale. De iarn\u0103 \u015fi de var\u0103, groase \u015fi sub\u0163iri.<\/p>\n

Omul este nebun, nu ai cu cine s\u0103 te \u00een\u0163elegi, iar autorit\u0103\u0163ile nu \u00eel pot duce cu for\u0163a la spital. Prin urmare, nebunul r\u0103m\u00e2ne printre noi. \u00cen paza \u015fi-ap\u0103rarea poli\u0163iei \u015fi pompierilor. \u00centru slava \u015fi pomenirea tuturor vecinilor t\u00e2mpi\u0163i. Tuturor t\u00e2mpi\u0163ilor \u015fi schizofrenicilor.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu \u00eenceteaz\u0103 voi lua m\u0103suri, respectiv voi face cum a f\u0103cut Seba<\/a>, \u00eei voi zidi u\u015fa de la intrare, m\u0103car s\u0103-i dau de lucru.<\/p>\n

Tu cum ai proceda dac\u0103 ai fi \u00een locul meu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ieri sear\u0103 m-am re\u00eentors acas\u0103. Nu, nu din delega\u0163ie, nu din sih\u0103strie, nu de la curve, nu de pe coclauri, nu pentru c\u0103 a\u015f fi fost fugit de-acas\u0103, pur \u015fi simplu am ajuns acas\u0103 ca tot omul. Nimic spectaculos p\u00e2n\u0103 aici. M\u0103 iubesc ca de obicei cu patrupedul \u015fi m\u0103 pun \u00een fotoliu s\u0103 beau […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6246,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[483],"tags":[9,438,177],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nRev\u0103rsat de zori cu vecinul de la opt - Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Am avut un superb rev\u0103rsat de zori \u00een compania vecinului de la opt. Nu ne-am b\u0103tut. El a b\u0103tut. Cu ciocanul \u00een pere\u0163i \u015fi-n \u0163evile de gaz. 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