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Am mai spus asta, azi m\u0103 v\u0103d nevoit s-o repet, mai ales dup\u0103 ce am dat o rait\u0103 pe tpu.ro, prostia nu doare \u0219i asta e bine, dac\u0103 ar durea nu am avea suficiente paturi prin spitale s\u0103-i caz\u0103m pe to\u021bi idio\u021bii. Unii au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 cu femeia de servici, al\u021bii cu nea Ilie de la scul\u0103rie. Distreaz\u0103-te \u0219i tu, c\u0103 eu pur \u0219i simplu m-am cr\u0103c\u0103nat de r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n

Lillyyy de la 8 \u0219i pretenul de la 7<\/p>\n

\"Lily\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Fat\u0103 proast\u0103, care e\u0219ti, mai bine stai \u00een cas\u0103, definitiv, baricadeaz\u0103-te, \u00eencuie-te \u0219i arunc\u0103 cheia pe geam. Sau mai bine te duci \u00een p\u0103dure, acolo nu trebuie s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti cu nimeni, un lucru foarte bun pentru tine… \u0218i pentru omenire.<\/p>\n

Cris890 cu floricica dragostei \u00een cur<\/p>\n

\"floarea-dragostei\"<\/a><\/p>\n

C\u00e2t de prost trebuie s\u0103 fii ca s\u0103 pui asemenea \u00eentreb\u0103ri? Tu ai \u00een\u021beles ceva?<\/p>\n

RazBoy \u0219i problema secolului<\/p>\n

\"razboy\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u0218i \u00eentrebarea care era?<\/p>\n

Micu\u021bul \u0219i p\u0103rin\u021bii care fac sex oral<\/p>\n

\"micu\u021b\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Copile, \u0219tiu c\u0103 \u021bi-a r\u0103mas mintea acolo, asta e, nu prea ai ce s\u0103 faci. Eventual spune-le p\u0103rin\u021bilor t\u0103i s\u0103 se fereasc\u0103 \u0219i ei mai bine, c\u0103 altfel traumatizeaz\u0103 copilul. M\u0103i p\u0103rin\u021bi denatura\u021bi ce sunte\u021bi, c\u0103uta\u021bi \u0219i voi un loc mai intim, mai pe la p\u0103dure, prin ma\u0219in\u0103, pe dealuri, mai ales c\u00e2nd ave\u021bi copil acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

George \u0219i problema din pro\u021bap<\/p>\n

\"george\"<\/a><\/p>\n

La faza asta am r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte.<\/p>\n

Kinderul \u0219i sperma de pe blugi<\/p>\n

\"kinder\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Copile, da, sperma poate s\u0103 treac\u0103, vorba unuia, \u0219i prin vesta antiglon\u021b dac\u0103 vrea, dar \u0219i prin capul \u0103la al t\u0103u plin cu t\u0103r\u00e2\u021be de proast\u0103 calitate. B\u0103h e\u0219ti prost?<\/p>\n

Eu zic s\u0103 mai construim repede ni\u0219te spitale, c\u0103 nu se \u0219tie, s-ar putea s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 doar\u0103 prostia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Unii au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 cu femeia de servici, al\u021bii cu nea Ilie […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7537,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[200],"tags":[438,895,177],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nColec\u021bie de texte idioate - Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/colectie-de-texte-idioate\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Colec\u021bie de texte idioate - Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Am mai spus asta, azi m\u0103 v\u0103d nevoit s-o repet, mai ales dup\u0103 ce am dat o rait\u0103 pe tpu.ro, prostia nu doare \u0219i asta e bine, dac\u0103 ar durea nu am avea suficiente paturi prin spitale s\u0103-i caz\u0103m pe to\u021bi idio\u021bii. 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