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M-am dus la abeceul din col\u021b s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r dou\u0103 g\u0103m\u0103lii de usturoi. \u00cemi era poft\u0103 de usturoi. Cer una, alta \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, dou\u0103 de usturoi, g\u0103m\u0103lii. Doi lei \u0219i 75 de bani, numai \u00a0usturoiul. B\u0103tut pe cas\u0103. Ce, zic? De la chineji, nu-i a\u0219a? Desigur, \u00eemi zice cu un z\u00e2mbet de cabaret v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea.<\/p>\n

Vrem usutoi? Vin chinejii! Vrem robo\u021bi care s\u0103 ne ajute s\u0103 futem buha? Vin chinejii sau japonezii! Vrem cultur\u0103 de incultur\u0103? Vin, desigur, chinejii? Vrem muie cu de toate? Sigur, sunt disponibili tot chinejii.<\/p>\n

Noi nu mai vrem s\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103m. Noi suntem doar partea pasiv\u0103, aia care prime\u0219te. \u0218i suntem \u0219i nimfomani. O \u021binem toat\u0103 \u00een noi, o producem doar pentru noi dar nu ne-o livr\u0103m nici m\u0103car nou\u0103. Ne sugem bur\u021bile, nu ascu\u021bim auzurile, vot\u0103m ca pro\u0219tii, g\u00e2ndim ca al\u021bii. Din pul\u0103 de la mama cultur\u0103, flori de m\u0103r \u0219i ceas cu cuc c\u00e2nd vine vorba de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Ne poz\u0103m florile din gr\u0103din\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd vine prim\u0103vara, ne c\u0103c\u0103m pe noi din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 pemp\u0103r\u0219ii no\u0219trii sunt petici\u021bi, ne viol\u0103m propriile neveste, ne d\u0103m de\u0219tep\u021bi cu chilo\u021bii plini de c\u0103cat, putem \u00een loc s\u0103 futem, ascult\u0103m \u0219tiri, ne privim unii pe al\u021bii \u00een timp ce exers\u0103m stupizenia.<\/p>\n

\u00cen rest? Cum e\u0219ti? Bine, mul\u021bumesc! S\u0103 mori tu, pe bune!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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