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Un analfabet crescut la orfelinatul general al Rom\u00e2niei mi-a \u021binut prelegeri despre educa\u021bie civic\u0103, mi-a desenat limba \u0219i literatura rom\u00e2n\u0103, mi-a explicat cum st\u0103 treaba cu termenul social. Unul cu neuronul stafidit mi-a spus c\u0103-s prea aprig la vorb\u0103. O narcisist\u0103 \u00eemi d\u0103 lec\u021bii despre arta fotografic\u0103. Un borfa\u0219 mi-a spus c\u00e2ndva c\u0103 n-am \u0219coala vie\u021bii. Un lene\u0219 \u0219i-un tr\u00e2ndav \u021bine mor\u021bi\u0219 s\u0103-mi explice cum st\u0103 treaba cu s\u0103 n-ai nici o treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

Copilul modern, n\u0103scut, \u00een\u021b\u0103rcat, educat \u0219i crescut pe facebook, \u00eemi arat\u0103 cum trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 comport \u00een lumea virtual\u0103. O zdrean\u021b\u0103 cu stratul de rap\u0103n pe t\u0103lpi gros c\u00e2t pielea bivolului \u00eemi arat\u0103 cum trebuie s\u0103 am grij\u0103 de mine \u0219i mai ales cum ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l pe din\u021bi dup\u0103 ce mu\u0219c v\u00e2rtos din p\u0103r\u021bile \u00eenc\u0103 vii ale sistemului capitalist. Stau la mas\u0103 cu ipocritul \u0219i primesc subtil lec\u021bii de actorie.<\/p>\n

Discursuri infantile la tot pasul. Schizofrenicul \u00eei judec\u0103 pe g\u0103inari sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-se la coaie, pe sub roba soioas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eempu\u021bit\u0103. Un individ cu latrina la purt\u0103tor \u00eei arat\u0103 unui copil degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor spun\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 a\u0219a se fac semnele speciale \u00een secolul tuturor anomaliilor.<\/p>\n

Vorbitul de pe banca acuzatorilor a devenit o mod\u0103, dac\u0103 nu chiar un sport \u00eenc\u0103 neomologat. O hoa\u0219c\u0103 de femeie \u00eenc\u0103 virgin\u0103 \u00eemi d\u0103 lec\u021bii despre arta sexului, un mititel cu scula mic\u0103, care ejaculeaz\u0103 \u00een drum spre ea sau \u00een timp ce i se ridic\u0103, \u00eemi explic\u0103 cum se face dragostea cu o femeie timp de trei ore, s\u0103racul \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 Bugatti \u0219i mai apoi m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 pit\u0103 cu untur\u0103 pentru c\u0103 altfel nu ar avea bani de benzin\u0103, g\u0103ina nu mai face ou\u0103, coco\u0219ul a devenit homosexual, ploaia cade de jos \u00een sus, dup\u0103 iarn\u0103 vine iar iarn\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2inii de companie ne mu\u0219c\u0103 tot mai des pentru c\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103 le m\u00e2nc\u0103m m\u00e2ncarea, trotuarele sunt asfaltate cu c\u0103cat v\u00e2rtos de Bichon Maltez \u0219i Yorkshire Terrier, cu apa de la robinet ne facem ciorbe cu t\u0103i\u021bei dintr-un plastic fabricat \u00een China \u0219i cafele turce\u0219ti la ibric, iar cu cea mineral\u0103 \u0219i plat\u0103 ne sp\u0103l\u0103m pe picioare \u0219i \u00een zonele, zice-se, intime. Ne tatu\u0103m pe scule tauri comunali sau fufe cu botoxul c\u00e2t Muntele Athos, ne pulveriz\u0103m hainele cu parfumuri de doi lei pentru c\u0103 pe alea scumpe mai bine le bem la diverse party-uri din diverse cluburi de fi\u021be.<\/p>\n

Cu toate acestea \u00eencerc din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103-mi p\u0103strez doar calmul, z\u00e2mbetul \u0219i metafora. Joc \u0219ah \u00een fiecare zi cu un partener imaginar \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tig, pare-se, din ce \u00een ce mai des. Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t o s\u0103 mai \u021bin\u0103, dar c\u00e2t m\u0103 \u021bine o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n pe tabla de \u0219ah. Vorba neao\u0219ului, ce nu te omoar\u0103 cu siguran\u021b\u0103 te \u00eent\u0103re\u0219te. \u0218ah \u0219i mat. M\u0103 duc s\u0103 vomit. Apropos, ai \u00een\u021beles cum st\u0103 treaba cu vomitatul, da? Grij\u0103 mare la gaura \u00een care-\u021bi bagi degetul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un analfabet crescut la orfelinatul general al Rom\u00e2niei mi-a \u021binut prelegeri despre educa\u021bie civic\u0103, mi-a desenat limba \u0219i literatura rom\u00e2n\u0103, mi-a explicat cum st\u0103 treaba cu termenul social. Unul cu neuronul stafidit mi-a spus c\u0103-s prea aprig la vorb\u0103. O narcisist\u0103 \u00eemi d\u0103 lec\u021bii despre arta fotografic\u0103. 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