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4m Yu{"id":8206,"date":"2016-08-08T11:14:03","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T08:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/?p=8206"},"modified":"2016-08-08T11:14:30","modified_gmt":"2016-08-08T08:14:30","slug":"politicianul-o-specie-ezoterica-inca-neidentificata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/politicianul-o-specie-ezoterica-inca-neidentificata\/","title":{"rendered":"Politicianul \u2013 o specie ezoteric\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 neidentificat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"E un domn, ce \u0219tromeleagul lui, chiar dac\u0103-i pus mereu pe furti\u0219aguri. Are p\u0103rul grizonat sau geluit din abunden\u021b\u0103. Vorbe\u0219te tare pentru a se face c\u00e2t mai auzit. C\u00e2nd vrea ceva de la tine \u00ee\u021bi vorbe\u0219te mieros, \u00eei numa\u2019 lapte \u0219i miere. Dup\u0103 ce ob\u021bine ciolanul te arunc\u0103 la tomberon, \u00ee\u021bi r\u00e2de-n nas, face tot ce-i posibil s\u0103 te evite, s\u0103-\u021bi uite identitatea \u0219i soarta, te scoate f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ezite din birou invoc\u00e2nd un nou sf\u00e2r\u0219it de lume.<\/p>\n
Nu are timp de prostiile poporului, el are de rezolvat o agend\u0103 plin\u0103 cu locuri exotice pe care \u0219i-a propus s\u0103 le viziteze \u00een propriul mandat. C\u00e2nd zice c\u0103 face, face, dar numai ce vrea el sau \u0219eful de partid. Nu are timp de f\u0103cut nef\u0103cute \u0219i de ascultat cotcodacul cu drept de vot.<\/p>\n
Face salturi gigantice c\u00e2nd vine vorba de c\u00e2\u0219tigul personal \u0219i de profitul pe care trebuie cu orice pre\u021b s\u0103-l ob\u021bin\u0103. Are ma\u0219ini scumpe, de\u0219i pe h\u00e2rtie e un s\u0103r\u0103ntoc mai mare dec\u00e2t zdren\u021b\u0103rosul de la col\u021bul str\u0103zii. Cu toate astea se pre\u0219uie\u0219te c\u00e2nd merge la sponsori. Are o ur\u0103 \u00eempotriva propriului neam demn\u0103 de cartea recordurilor, p\u0103cat c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a inventat sec\u021biunea \u201dUr\u0103 maxim\u0103 pentru neamul t\u0103u\u201d.<\/p>\n
La cur nu se spal\u0103 cu orice. \u0218i nici gura nu \u0219i-o spurc\u0103 cu ieftin\u0103turi. La tembelizor e numai un z\u00e2mbet, printre oameni e o curv\u0103 cu multe fe\u021be atent studiate de chiar pupincuri\u0219tii din preajma lui.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 promite ceva \u0219i nu-i iese are lec\u021bia \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat\u0103: de vin\u0103-i mo\u0219tenirea de la vechiul regim (de\u0219i el este vechiul, noul \u0219i viitorul regim, c\u0103 doar poporul n-o fi at\u00e2t de prost s\u0103-l lase pe drumuri chiar pe el, vajnicul \u0219i \u00eencr\u00e2ncenatul iubitor de neam).<\/p>\n
Se d\u0103 de\u0219tept, atoate\u0219tiutor, cu dreptatea mereu \u00een buzunar, nu recunoa\u0219te niciodat\u0103 c\u0103 a gre\u0219it, are un sim\u021b \u00een afaceri ie\u0219it din comun.<\/p>\n
Are un telefon special care \u00ee\u021bi \u0219opte\u0219te \u00een timpane numai ce vrea el, cu minute na\u021bionale \u0219i interna\u021bionale nelimitate, desigur. De prost nu-i prost, pro\u0219ti sunt cei pe care-i proste\u0219te cu tupeu \u0219i dib\u0103cie. Nu-l prinde ploaia, grindina, inunda\u021biile pentru el sunt doar \u00een rapoarte, incendiile \u00eel las\u0103 rece, a aflat c\u0103 iarna nu-i niciodat\u0103 ca vara, copiii lui sunt genii, iar nevasta lui e o sf\u00e2nt\u0103 cu p\u0103r pe muntele lui Venus.<\/p>\n
Poate ignora orice \u0219i pe oricine. E plin de el tocmai pentru c\u0103 de al\u021bii \u00eei s\u0103tul. A auzit doar de propriile merite, se simte un leu greu printre nev\u0103stuici, \u00een parcare nu salut\u0103 s\u0103 nu-l vad\u0103 cumva \u0219eful \u0219i s\u0103-l fut\u0103 (\u00een \u0219edin\u021b\u0103), are recomand\u0103ri de la doctor doar pentru tratamente cu pi\u021bipoance, dac\u0103 se enerveaz\u0103 fute poporul cu tembelizorul, zbiar\u0103 la tribun\u0103 sau pleac\u0103 sup\u0103rat s\u0103 viziteze Dubaiul.<\/p>\n
Nu dispare niciodat\u0103 de pe scen\u0103, el doar se transform\u0103. C\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 fluiere, fluier\u0103. C\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 zboare, nu conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2t cost\u0103. C\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 doarm\u0103, nu conteaz\u0103 unde doarme, puf \u0219i m\u0103tase s\u0103 fie. C\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 se distreze, se duce \u00een Parlament. C\u00e2nd vrea s-asculte muzic\u0103 clasic\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 \u0219eful sau nevasta. C\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 baie de mul\u021bime \u00ee\u0219i pune ochelarii 3D. Nu-\u0219i spal\u0103 costumele, le \u00eenlocuie\u0219te. C\u0103m\u0103\u0219ile, chilo\u021bii \u0219i cravatele \u00eei sunt de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
Nu-\u0219i ascunde identitatea, el \u0219i-o modific\u0103 \u00een mod constant. Are abilit\u0103\u021bi de \u0219mecher, \u0219tie rar s\u0103 piard\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i intr\u0103 foarte repede \u00een orice rol, nu suport\u0103 modestia, ador\u0103 anarhia. Atunci c\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 se v\u00e2nd\u0103 apeleaz\u0103 la cuno\u0219tin\u021bele prostituatelor de lux.<\/p>\n
Se crede un fel de p\u0103stor de oi cu ciomagul aurit, are propriul serviciu de informa\u021bii speciale, \u0219tie s\u0103 joace alba \u2013 neagra-n parlament mai bine dec\u00e2t cel care a inventat aceast\u0103 scamatorie, poate transforma orice lege \u00eentr-un contract personal cu prostimea, poate face crime \u00een mod legal, distruge mu\u0219uroiul f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare dac\u0103-i st\u0103 \u00een cale, nu pup\u0103 dec\u00e2t moa\u0219tele \u0219efului de partid, \u00ee\u0219i fute secretara \u0219i la propriu \u0219i la figurat dac\u0103 nevasta-i pe ro\u0219u, face bici din c\u0103cat, se poate pi\u0219a cu jet puternic pe oricine.<\/p>\n
\u00cen jurul lui m\u0103r\u0219\u0103luiesc sute de maidanezi cu covrigi \u00een coad\u0103, tonul lui nu face niciodat\u0103 muzica, are pian \u00een baie, la robinetul lui curge mereu lapte \u0219i miere, caprele vecinilor nu tr\u0103iesc mai mult de trei zile, c\u00e2nd se intoneaz\u0103 imnul na\u021bional inima i se mut\u0103 instantaneu \u00een dreapta, jur\u0103mintele sunt pentru copiii de gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103, are o limb\u0103 pentru satisf\u0103cut nevasta \u0219i una pentru lingu\u0219it poporul \u0219i, nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, se poate c\u0103ca cu u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103 chiar \u0219i pe gur\u0103.<\/p>\n
Prin urmare, \u00eemi poate spune \u0219i mie cineva ce fel de specie este asta \u0219i de ce nu apare la insectar sau \u00een manualele de \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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