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Ai observat \u0219i tu? Au ap\u0103rut ursitoarele. Acum putem sta lini\u0219ti\u021bi. Viitorul copilului nostru e asigurat \u00een propor\u021bie de sut\u0103 la sut\u0103. E simplu. Duci copilul la nenea popa, el \u021bi-l bag\u0103 \u00een v\u0103l\u0103ul cu ap\u0103 sfin\u021bit\u0103, apoi zice dou\u0103 vorbe de bine, \u00eel invoc\u0103 pe Dumnezeu \u0219i-l roag\u0103 s\u0103 fie pu\u021bin mai atent la pruncul t\u0103u \u0219i gata, ai copilul botezat, la religia pe care tu o dore\u0219ti, c\u0103, mno, tu e\u0219ti \u0219eful, adic\u0103 p\u0103rintele.<\/p>\n

Gata, copilul t\u0103u a intrat \u00een r\u00e2nd cu lumea civilizat\u0103. E botezat. Numai c\u0103 tu, ca un p\u0103rinte responsabil ce e\u0219ti, decizi s\u0103 nu te opre\u0219ti doar la asta, vrei ceva mai mult pentru copilul t\u0103u, vrei \u00eenc\u0103 din fa\u0219\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 un viitor asigurat, unul prosper, unul care s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 glorie \u0219i recunoa\u0219tere maxim\u0103 \u00een lumea public\u0103.<\/p>\n

Prin urmare, ce faci? P\u0103i contactezi ursitoarele, prin metoda modern\u0103 numit\u0103 smartfon sau email. Iar ursitoarele vin. Bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 cumva agenda lor indic\u0103 faptul c\u0103 la ora \u00een care le dore\u0219ti la capul pruncului t\u0103u exist\u0103 deja un alt copil care trebuie ursit ai pus-o, copila\u0219ul t\u0103u nu va avea parte de ursitoare. Ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti un p\u0103rinte iresponsabil. Prin urmare, f\u0103 \u00een a\u0219a fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 te sincronizezi cu disponibilit\u0103\u021bile de deplasare ale ursitoarelor.<\/p>\n

Ce fac ursitoarele moderne?<\/h3>\n

\u00cen general, ele vin \u00een echip\u0103, dou\u0103 sau chiar trei bun\u0103ciuni. C\u0103 ele, ursitoarele astea, sunt femei, \u0219i \u00een general sunt bune, unele chiar foarte bune. \u00cen\u021belegi tu ce vreau s\u0103 spun.<\/p>\n

\"ursitoare\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u0218i ele vin, preg\u0103tite moral \u0219i au la ele \u0219i un catastif special \u00een care au zicerile de ursit. \u0218i \u00een func\u021bie de copil, d\u0103 banii pe care-i primesc, d\u0103 sexul \u0219i na\u021bionalitatea copilului, au diverse programe de ursit. Totu\u0219i, pentru c\u0103 ele sunt bune \u0219i nebune, sunt darnice cam cu toat\u0103 gloata, adic\u0103 ursesc ma\u0219ini scumpe \u0219i portofele pline la cam to\u021bi b\u0103ie\u021bii, iar pe fete le programeaz\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u00een primul r\u00e2nd vedete \u0219i cu b\u0103rba\u021bi boga\u021bi. Nu, ele nu urzesc pentru nici un copil s\u0103r\u0103cie, lips\u0103 de bani, ur\u00e2\u021benie sau alte prostii pe care le g\u0103se\u0219ti numai \u00een lumea a treia. \u0218i, \u00een general, oamenii mai s\u0103raci nu apeleaz\u0103 la ursitoare, ci la destin.<\/p>\n

Nici un copil la care vor merge ursitoarele nu o s\u0103 fie strungar, t\u00e2mplar, zidar, faian\u021bar, m\u0103tur\u0103tor, sticlar, cu alte cuvinte, dac\u0103 decizi s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti ursitoarele, te asiguri c\u0103 pruncul t\u0103 o s\u0103 fie fie foarte bogat, fie \u00eentre\u021binut de un bogat. Toat\u0103 bog\u0103\u021bia-i \u00een catastiful \u0219i bagheta ursitoarei. Func\u021bioneaz\u0103 ca o asigurare de via\u021b\u0103, pl\u0103te\u0219ti 10 ani, dar c\u00e2nd mori \u00ee\u021bi vin ni\u0219te bani, m\u0103 rog, la mo\u0219tenitorii t\u0103i.<\/p>\n

Mai concret…<\/h4>\n

Ursitoarele vin frumos \u00eembr\u0103cate, ca ni\u0219te ursitoare, au o baghet\u0103 \u201dmagic\u0103\u201d \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eenv\u00e2rt \u00een jurul pruncului t\u0103u, dup\u0103 ce l-ai adus de la botezat, \u0219i spun: s\u0103 fie frumos, s\u0103 fie bogat, s\u0103 aib\u0103 mercedes sau SUV, s\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2neasc\u0103 palate \u0219i bog\u0103\u021bii incomensurabile, s\u0103 aib\u0103 gagici mi\u0219to sau b\u0103rba\u021bi frumo\u0219i, boga\u021bi \u0219i de cas\u0103, adic\u0103 s\u0103 mai duc\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u0219i un gunoi.<\/p>\n

Cam asta fac ursitoarele. La modul general, dar, dac\u0103 tu sco\u021bi mai mul\u021bi b\u0103nu\u021bi din buzunar, vin \u0219i cu ur\u0103ri de genul: cas\u0103 de piatr\u0103, iahturi, func\u021bii de parlamentar sau pre\u0219edinte de \u021bar\u0103, pensii speciale, s\u0103n\u0103tate maxim\u0103, de\u021binere de companii care produc anual c\u00e2t PIB-ul SUA. M\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi?<\/p>\n

\u0218i-acum o p\u0103rere personal\u0103<\/h5>\n

Ursitoarele sunt de\u0219tepte, bravo lor c\u0103 au g\u0103sit ni\u0219a \u0219i c\u0103 reu\u0219esc s\u0103 creeze o nou\u0103 mod\u0103 \u0219i mai ales pentru c\u0103-\u0219i g\u0103sesc pro\u0219tii \u0219i idio\u021bii care cred c\u0103 chilo\u021bii se poart\u0103 la man\u0219et\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 vr\u0103biile trebuie potcovite sau c\u0103 macazul la rutele aeriene se trage din Turnul Eiffel.<\/p>\n

\u00cen plus, prietene, cel care chemi ursitoarele s\u0103-i programeze viitorul copilului t\u0103u, nu te sup\u0103ra c\u0103 \u021bi-o spun \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, e\u0219ti prost. Chiar nu te sup\u0103ra. Uit\u0103-te \u00een oglind\u0103 \u0219i apoi mai vorbim.<\/p>\n

Practic, chem\u00e2nd echipele de ursitoare, care tind s\u0103 devin\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai profesioniste, \u00eencuraj\u0103m \u0219i dezvolt\u0103m prostia. De ce s\u0103 chem ursitoare? Pentru spectacol? Copilul t\u0103u habar nu are de spectacolul fals organizat de tine, pentru c\u0103 el doarme dus, \u00een lumea viselor, mai ales dup\u0103 ce a sc\u0103pat de m\u00e2na popii care l-a b\u0103gat cu capul \u00een v\u0103l\u0103u. Vrei spectacol? Pentru cine, pentru tine, pentru invita\u021bii la botez, pentru tine sau pentru cine? Eu zic s\u0103 te mai g\u00e2nde\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

Nu vreau aici s\u0103 arunc cu pietre \u00een ursitoare, repet, bravo lor, vreau doar s\u0103 avertizez c\u0103 ne prostim din ce \u00een ce mai tare, c\u0103 o d\u0103m \u00een mintea copiilor \u00een \u00eencercarea de a le crea propriilor no\u0219tri copii viitoruri false, bazate doar pe propriile noastre dorin\u021be. Stop, mai opri\u021bi-v\u0103.<\/p>\n

Vre\u021bi botez cu fast? Organiza\u021bi masa, plata \u0219i dansul pe lun\u0103, aduc\u00e2ndu-i pe cei de la Metallica sau pe Iron Maiden, v\u0103 asigur c\u0103 o s\u0103 ave\u021bi parte de un fast de se v-a scula \u0219i pruncul din c\u0103rucior \u0219i-o s\u0103 spun\u0103, peltic, smectacolul \u0103 \u00eencap\u0103 atum!<\/p>\n

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