Vine un nenea cer\u0219etorul la mine. B\u00e2ntuiam pe la studioul foto. \u00cemi da\u021bi \u0219i mie un leu s\u0103-mi iau ceva de m\u00e2ncare? Desigur, zic. \u0218i m\u0103 duc \u0219i-i aduc o banan\u0103. Nuuu, c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc, c\u0103 am o m\u0103sea stricat\u0103. P\u0103i \u0219i ce vrei de la mine, zic? Un leu s\u0103-mi iau ceva de m\u00e2ncare… P\u0103i \u0219i eu ce \u021bi-am dat, omule? P\u0103i… \u0218i atunci i-am luat banana \u00eenapoi \u0219i l-am trimis la al\u021bi fraieri. Grele vremuri am ajuns, nici pe cer\u0219etori nu mai reu\u0219im s\u0103-i mul\u021bumim.<\/p>\n
M-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 caut un curs de specializare despre cum s\u0103 trat\u0103m cer\u0219etorii moderni. Nu de alta, dar observ c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tiu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 oferi m\u00e2ncare sau un leu pentru m\u00e2ncare. Azi, m\u00e2ine mi-o iau \u0219i \u00een frez\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een loc de un leu pentru m\u00e2ncare ofer un blid de m\u00e2ncare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vine un nenea cer\u0219etorul la mine. B\u00e2ntuiam pe la studioul foto. \u00cemi da\u021bi \u0219i mie un leu s\u0103-mi iau ceva de m\u00e2ncare? Desigur, zic. \u0218i m\u0103 duc \u0219i-i aduc o banan\u0103. Nuuu, c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc, c\u0103 am o m\u0103sea stricat\u0103. P\u0103i \u0219i ce vrei de la mine, zic? Un leu s\u0103-mi iau ceva […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8750,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1009],"tags":[982,1010,796],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
Noi c\u00e2nd cer\u0219im, cer\u0219im, nu ne juc\u0103m cu bananele - Blog<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n