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M\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc, ieri, cu un bou. Gre\u0219it, am dat peste un bou. \u0218i asta pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi st\u0103tea \u00een cale. N-am chiar dat peste el, mai mult el mi-a stat \u00een cale. Ca un bou. C\u0103 boul, de obicei, \u00ee\u021bi st\u0103 \u00een cale. Nemi\u0219cat. \u0218i se uit\u0103 la tine, ca un bou. Numai c\u0103 boul peste care am dat eu are fa\u021b\u0103 de bou turtit cu locomotiva. Da, a\u0219a e el.  Un bou mai fain ca al\u021bii. C\u0103 a\u0219a se crede el, nu zic eu, de\u0219i el arat\u0103 mai r\u0103u. C\u00e2ndva, probabil o locomotiv\u0103 cu aburi, a dat peste el tocmai pentru c\u0103 st\u0103tea \u00een calea ei ca un bou. \u0218i boul \u0103sta, bipedul – bou, peste care am dat eu f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau, mai \u0219i vorbe\u0219te, uneori, ca un snob, ca o c\u0103mil\u0103 nevinovat\u0103 care, cic\u0103, ar fi cel mai snob animal de pe planet\u0103. Ehh, ce s\u0103-\u021bi povestesc!<\/p>\n

Lume bun\u0103, snobi, unii trimi\u0219i acolo cu pra\u0219tia sau de nevestele plictisite de impoten\u021ba lor. Eveniment, neic\u0103, ce s\u0103 mai. \u0218i, exact c\u00e2nd m\u0103 sim\u021beam mai bine, exact c\u00e2nd credeam c\u0103 am sc\u0103pat de prezen\u021ba idio\u021bilor \u0219i pref\u0103cu\u021bilor, dau peste un bou. Prietene, scuz\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 \u021bi-o spun a\u0219a, \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, ca la un bou care st\u0103 \u00een drum ca o barier\u0103 la care ai nevoie nu de cip, ci de cartela electronic\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate, e\u0219ti un mare bou! Zic \u0219i eu. Bou, bivol, tot aia! Egal, zice cineva, \u0219i-o zice bine.<\/p>\n

Ce face bou\u2019 biped c\u00e2nd nu are de lucru? Exerseaz\u0103 o stare absolut\u0103 de nimic, adic\u0103 de bou. Ce face boul c\u00e2nd munce\u0219te? Hei, gre\u0219it\u0103 \u00eentrebare, boul nu munce\u0219te, boul m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, \u00eei linge \u00een cur pe \u0219efi \u0219i fute. Cum fute? Desigur, ca boul, adic\u0103 fute o oal\u0103 \u0219i mai apoi se laud\u0103 la prieteni c\u0103 a futut \u0219i el \u00een pizd\u0103. M\u0103’, s\u0103 mori tu?! Ce face un bou c\u00e2nd te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te \u00een calea lui \u0219i moaca ta nu arat\u0103 ca a lui? St\u0103 \u00een drum \u0219i se uit\u0103 ca boul la poarta nou\u0103, ca broasca la barier\u0103, ca pizda la c\u0103cat!<\/p>\n

Cine l-a n\u0103scut pe boul din povestea asta? O vac\u0103. Tot biped\u0103, evident. Are copii boul meu? Nu are \u0219i asta m\u0103 bucur\u0103 foarte tare, c\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103 de c\u00e2ini \u0219i pisici nu poate s\u0103 creasc\u0103 un mare bou, a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti tu, prietene fals, c\u0103 despre tine vorbesc, boule. Apropo, boul meu drag, tu chiar ai putea s\u0103 te prinzi c\u0103 aceast\u0103 scriere e despre tine? Uite, dac\u0103 te prinzi, promit solemn, aici, oficial, c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi donez o tarla \u00eentreag\u0103 de ment\u0103. C\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103 cultiv ment\u0103, dac\u0103 nu \u0219tiai. Cum ce s\u0103 faci cu menta?! S-o freci, prietene, de la o uimire la alta, de la o prosteal\u0103 la alta, de la o cl\u0103mp\u0103ceal\u0103 din urechi \u0219i pleoape, ca boul, la alta.<\/p>\n

Dragul meu bou, care e\u0219ti, menta nu e doar pentru boi, e \u0219i pentru vaci. A\u0219a c\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi promit, suplimentar, c\u0103 dac\u0103 tu te prinzi c\u0103 aici e vorba despre tine, donez juma\u2019 de tarla \u0219i pentru vaca ta care te urmeaz\u0103 ca o vac\u0103 \u0219i care cre\u0219te, \u00een loc de copii, pisici \u0219i c\u00e2ini de talie mic\u0103, c\u0103, \u0219tiu, dragule, c\u0103 v\u0103 este fric\u0103 de cai, copii \u0219i girafe, c\u0103 doar sunte\u021bi am\u00e2ndoi doi boi. Pardon, un bou cu pula mic\u0103 \u0219i-o vac\u0103 stearp\u0103. Gre\u0219esc eu cu ceva?<\/p>\n

Te-am st\u00e2rnit, leule \u2013 boule? Te \u00eentrebi de ce nu te-am numit, de ce nu te-am trecut cu nume? Bun\u0103 \u00eentrebare. Parc\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 te prinzi. Mai \u00eencearc\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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