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Cafea? Cu zah\u0103r \u0219i lapte sau neagr\u0103? Scurt\u0103 sau lung\u0103? Ar\u0103beasc\u0103, turceasc\u0103, rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, la filtru, ibric sau infuzat\u0103 ca pe vremea ceau\u0219ismului \u2013 c\u00e2nd \u00eei d\u0103deam cu nechez\u0103ul de ne s\u0103rea za\u021bul prin urechi ca apa din trompa elefantului?<\/p>\n

Te treze\u0219ti diminea\u021ba, la ce te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti prima oar\u0103? La facebook? Da, \u0219tiu, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi la faza aia, te vrei la baie, pe tron, cu cafeaua la picioare \u0219i cu feisbucul \u00een m\u00e2ini. A\u0219a c\u0103 ce faci prima dat\u0103? Desigur, te duci la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd din cur \u0219i din pu\u021b\u0103 ca g\u0103ina dup\u0103 ce i-o s\u0103rit oul din cur, \u0219i ape\u0219i pe butonul de la expressor sau pui foarte repede cafeaua pe foc sau \u00ee\u021bi amesteci repede un trei \u00een unul – c\u0103 nu mai ai timp, \u00eencepi s\u0103 te cam scapi pe tine (ai observat c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce te ridici din pat diminea\u021ba senza\u021bia de nevoi fiziologice se intensific\u0103 foarte mult?).<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, \u00een\u0219faci cana cu cafea ca apucatul \u0219i fugi la baie cu telefonul \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu cafeaua \u00een alt\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103, aproape pi\u0219\u00e2ndu-te pe tine. Ajuns acolo te arunci pe tron aproape \u00eembr\u0103cat, dai drumul la primii stropi din tine \u0219i \u00een acela\u0219i timp sorbi din cafeaua aburind\u0103. Ahh, ce bine e, nu-i a\u0219a? \u0218i te apuci de feisbucit \u00een acordurile muzicale scoase de alchimia duetului curul t\u0103u \u0219i tronul care te suport\u0103 cu stoicism \u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

I-am auzit de multe ori pe unii spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ei nu-\u0219i pot \u00eencepe ziua f\u0103r\u0103 o gur\u0103 de cafea. Mai degrab\u0103 eu cred c\u0103 ziua oricum o \u00eencepi (dac\u0103 cumva n-ai murit \u00een somn), cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 cafea, eventual nu o po\u021bi continua dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi savurezi cafeaua. E altceva, p\u0103rerea mea. \u0218i-\u021bi mai zic o chestie, \u00een caz c\u0103 e\u0219ti fum\u0103tor \u0219i te tot umfli \u00een pene c\u0103 tu nu po\u021bi sorbi cafea f\u0103r\u0103 \u021bigar\u0103, cafeaua are alt gust dup\u0103 ce te la\u0219i de fumat, crede-m\u0103 pe cuv\u00e2nt, c\u0103 am sim\u021bit pe limba mea.<\/p>\n

Pe al\u021bii i-am auzit spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ei nu au b\u0103ut cafea niciodat\u0103, unul dintre motive fiind acela c\u0103 aceast\u0103 minunat\u0103 licoare, at\u00e2t de r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit\u0103 \u00een lume, ar d\u0103una s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii. Nimic mai fals. Nu cafeaua \u00ee\u021bi face r\u0103u, ci excesul de cafea. \u0218i, ca s\u0103 vezi, nu bea t\u00e2mpitul cafea c\u0103 \u00eei face r\u0103u, dar fumeaz\u0103 de rupe \u0219i bea alcool ca la concurs, da, ce s\u0103 zic, foarte s\u0103n\u0103tos!<\/p>\n

Mie \u00eemi place cafeaua \u0219i o savurez cu mare pl\u0103cere. Dar nu pot s\u0103 beau mai mult de una sau dou\u0103 pe zi. O cea\u0219c\u0103 beau \u00eentotdeauna \u00eenainte s\u0103 plec de acas\u0103. \u00cemi place cafeaua natural\u0103, pu\u021bin am\u0103ruie, cu zah\u0103r \u0219i lapte de cele mai multe ori. Uneori, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 stric la stomac, ron\u021b\u0103i boabe de cafea<\/a>. Adeseori \u00eemi cump\u0103r cafea expresso cu ciocolat\u0103 Jacobs direct de la un tonomat din preajma locului meu de munc\u0103. Nu mai adaug zah\u0103r deloc \u0219i m\u0103 cost\u0103 doar doi lei. Dar cel mai mult \u00eemi place cafeaua Amaroy. Cu doi biscui\u021bi l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea ai orgasm mental instantaneu. Dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea reprezint\u0103 cea mai reu\u0219it\u0103 combina\u021bie de arome. Are un ceva pe care nu-l pot descrie.<\/p>\n

Cafeaua a devenit o prezen\u021b\u0103 zilnic\u0103 \u00een via\u021ba noastr\u0103. \u00ce\u021bi dai \u00eent\u00e2lnire, cum sun\u0103 propunerea? Hai m\u00e2ne s\u0103 ne vedem la o cafea. Te duci la o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, la un director \u00een birou, la un workshop. Ce se serve\u0219te acolo? Cafea \u0219i ap\u0103. Cafeaua e un aliment \u0219i un medicament. Dac\u0103 nu exagerezi, desigur. \u0218tiu eu pe cineva (\u0219tiam) care a murit din cauza abuzului de cafea ness. Respectivul a pierdut \u00eentr-o zi peste un milion de euro, \u00ee\u0219i b\u0103gase to\u021bi banii \u00eentr-o afacere care chipurile trebuia s\u0103 dubleze banii \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 noapte. Afacerea a c\u0103zut, banii au fost pierdu\u021bi, iar omul cu milionul a b\u0103ut toat\u0103 noaptea cafea ness, f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r, \u00een doze foarte concentrate, \u00een combina\u021bie cu alcool din bel\u0219ug. A doua zi a fost dus la spital unde am auzit c\u0103 a \u0219i murit. Acuma nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a murit de sup\u0103rare (c\u0103 a \u0219i albit de tot, \u00een acea noapte, de\u0219i avea doar 40 de ani) sau din cauza cafelei, de\u0219i doctorii au spus c\u0103 pe fondul sup\u0103r\u0103rii foarte mari cantitatea imens\u0103 de cafea pe care a b\u0103ut-o mortul (dou\u0103 cutii mari de 300 gr. fiecare) a dus la deces.<\/p>\n

\u0218i \u00ee\u021bi propun chiar s\u0103 experimentezi. Acum exist\u0103 multe magazine online \u00een spatele c\u0103rora stau depozite considerabile de diverse sortimente de cafea. Du-te pe unul dintre ele \u0219i comand\u0103-\u021bi trei sortimente de cafea boabe, le prime\u0219ti a doua zi prin curierat rapid. Amestec\u0103 toate trei sortimentele sau doar dou\u0103 dintre ele, macin\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103-\u021bi o infuzie de cafea (ap\u0103 fiart\u0103 turnat\u0103 peste cafeaua m\u0103cinat\u0103). Strecoar\u0103 licoarea \u0219i savureaz\u0103. \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 faci diverse combina\u021bii. S-ar putea s\u0103 faci pe chimistul at\u00e2t de bine \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 dai peste combina\u021bia perfect\u0103 pentru tine. E un sfat. Nu pierzi nimic dac\u0103 \u00eencerci. C\u00e2ndva eu am g\u0103sit \u00een Bucure\u0219ti o mic\u0103 f\u0103bricu\u021b\u0103 de cafea, al unui italian, de la care \u00eemi comandam pungi de un kg. care con\u021bineau  sortimente de cafea boabe cultivate \u00een 6 regiuni diferite: Mexic, Brazilia, Columbia, Etiopia, Jamaica \u0219i Liberia. Era genial\u0103. Din nefericire pentru mine fabrica s-a \u00eenchis \u0219i italianul s-a \u00eentors acas\u0103 \u00een \u021bara lui.<\/p>\n

Hai, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti b\u0103utor de cafea, \u00eencearc\u0103 \u0219i tu diverse combina\u021bii, iar dac\u0103 dai peste una care crezi c\u0103-i mai special\u0103 vino \u00eenapoi pe blog \u0219i las\u0103-ne \u0219i nou\u0103 re\u021beta.<\/p>\n

Apropo, ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 mai nou toat\u0103 lumea \u00ee\u0219i bea cafeaua pe facebook? Diminea\u021ba feisbucul e plin de invita\u021bii de genul \u201dNea\u021ba, pofti\u021bi la cafea\u201d, \u201dV\u0103 a\u0219tept, cafelu\u021ba e servit\u0103\u201d. S\u0103 mor io, odat\u0103 am vrut s\u0103 merg la cafea la o tip\u0103, c\u0103 invita\u021bia era foarte tentant\u0103, \u201d\u00cenc\u0103 sunt dezbr\u0103cat\u0103, cafeaua e gata, se ofer\u0103 cineva s\u0103-mi \u021bin\u0103 companie?\u201d, dar s\u0103 mor io dac\u0103 am g\u0103sit l\u0103sat\u0103 \u0219i o adres\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103, v\u0103 rog io, nu ne mai chema\u021bi diminea\u021ba la cafele dac\u0103 nu ne da\u021bi \u0219i o adres\u0103, c\u0103 altfel doar saliv\u0103m uit\u00e2ndu-ne la poza de pe facebook ca broa\u0219tele la barier\u0103, s\u0103 mor io! Hai, poft\u0103 bun\u0103 la cafea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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