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Piciorul drept parc\u0103 nu era la locul lui. Auzitul parc\u0103 era \u00een alt\u0103 parte. \u0218i pe el \u00eel vroiam, parc\u0103, cel mai tare. Vorbeam cu mine. Ce-o fi at\u00e2ta \u00eenv\u0103lm\u0103\u0219eal\u0103 \u00een jurul meu?… Am vrut s\u0103 mi\u0219c o m\u00e2n\u0103. P\u0103ianjen. Blocat\u0103 sub mine. O chitar\u0103 \u00eemi toca creierii. Buze amor\u021bite.<\/p>\n

Un Cezar cerea drepturi. O bucat\u0103 de creier treaz. Restul dormita \u0219i striga \u201dsilence\u201d. Iubita \u00eemi c\u00e2nta ceva la chitar\u0103! Vedeam, cumva, \u0219i-o mare. Timpul de pe ceas parc\u0103 mergea invers. Sau nu, parc\u0103 mergea cu spatele. Futu-\u021bi timpul…<\/p>\n

M-am \u0219ters la nas \u0219i parc\u0103 am sim\u021bit s\u00e2nge. Nu, nu era s\u00e2ngele fecioarei din tinere\u021bea mea, era un s\u00e2nge solid, \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat, care nu se d\u0103dea dus. Am auzit cum tremurau clan\u021bele la u\u0219i. Parc\u0103 visam…. Apa \u00eemi tremura alunec\u00e2nd ca nebuna pe g\u00e2tul uscat….<\/p>\n

Iele \u00eemi \u0219opteau ceva. Lumini \u0219i umbre… Am \u00eentins m\u00e2na \u0219i-am dat de neant…<\/p>\n

Dintr-un geam imaginar \u00eemi z\u00e2mbe\u0219te iubita. O s-o reimaginez, cumva, c\u00e2ndva. Nu cad sc\u00e2ndurile prea bine pe ea. \u0218i marea trebuie s\u0103 fie la iarn\u0103. \u0218i chilo\u021bii ei parc\u0103 nu-s prea alb-negru. \u0218i nu se v\u0103d tatuaje…  \u0218i prea pu\u021bine valuri… \u0218i buze… \u0218i atingeri… \u0218i prea repede se mi\u0219c\u0103 m\u00e2inile pe forme. \u0218i dormitez…<\/p>\n

Un val s-a n\u0103pustit spre mine. Ce prost! \u00cen nebunia lui m-a lovit fix \u00een corzile iubitei. P\u0103i acolo dai, tu, m\u0103! Ea n-a zis nimic. Doar s-a sc\u0103l\u0103mb\u0103it la mine. Mai apoi a t\u0103cut. Cu to\u021bii. \u0218i restul lumii t\u0103cea. Nu \u0219tiu de ce. Era o mare lini\u0219te. \u0218i p\u0103m\u00e2ntul parc\u0103 \u00eencepuse s\u0103 tac\u0103 tot mai tare. Parc\u0103 nu-l mai durea. R\u0103nile se cicatrizau. Morm\u00e2ntal. Totul.<\/p>\n

\u0218i bucata aia de creier iar a \u00eenceput s\u0103 strige \u201dsilence\u201d. Proasta dracului. Doar ea se auzea. O nebun\u0103. Bucata nebun\u0103 de creier. De plictiseal\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103 num\u0103r instantaneele vie\u021bii mele… O prostie. Am dat numai peste corzi prea \u00eentinse de chitar\u0103. Am descoperit, la un moment dat, \u0219i-o muzicu\u021b\u0103. Copil\u0103ria asta…<\/p>\n

\u0218i parc\u0103 nici tunetele nu se mai auzeau. E sear\u0103 iar sau s-a f\u0103cut din nou ziu\u0103? E\u0219ti prost, mi-a zis un z\u00e2n, e z\u00e2u\u0103 iar, scoal\u0103-\u021bi curul \u00een sus \u0219i f\u0103-te iar\u0103\u0219i treaz, c\u0103 ne apuc\u0103 moartea iar.<\/p>\n

\u0218i parc\u0103 nu vroiam s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc. \u00cemi pl\u0103ceau prea mult corzile alea. \u0218i insula pe care eram. \u0218i fluturica muzei mele. \u0218i p\u0103l\u0103ria mea cea nou\u0103. De ce at\u00e2ta grab\u0103?<\/p>\n

Mi-am mu\u0219cat o buz\u0103. Mi-era poft\u0103 de s\u00e2nge. Dar al meu era prea cald. Perna parc\u0103 avea col\u021buri. Curgea s\u00e2nge peste tot. \u0218i-atunci am chemat iar corzile. M\u0103 dureau visele \u0219i eu dormeam ca un dus. Ceasul tremura secunde \u00een creierul meu. Bucata aia de creier care \u00eenc\u0103 mai aude!<\/p>\n

\u0218i mi-am sim\u021bit, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, \u0219i m\u00e2na. Nu era la locul ei. Dar era acolo. Fix acolo unde o l\u0103sasem. Singur\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 un reazem. \u00cenc\u0103 amor\u021bit\u0103. \u0218i piciorul st\u00e2ng. Da, era \u00eencovoiat. M\u0103 implora s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic de pe el.<\/p>\n

Ce dracu, azi, parc\u0103, toate au alt\u0103 form\u0103, alt miros, alt\u0103 culoare! Mi-am ridicat cearc\u0103nele de la ochi \u0219i-am privit. Era mare. Era chitar\u0103. Iar? Futu-\u021bi chitara care \u00eemi c\u00e2n\u021bi \u00eentr-una… Acum ce s\u0103 mai? Cum s\u0103 mai? C\u0103 ce, c\u0103 cine? C\u0103 cum?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Piciorul drept parc\u0103 nu era la locul lui. Auzitul parc\u0103 era \u00een alt\u0103 parte. \u0218i pe el \u00eel vroiam, parc\u0103, cel mai tare. Vorbeam cu mine. Ce-o fi at\u00e2ta \u00eenv\u0103lm\u0103\u0219eal\u0103 \u00een jurul meu?… Am vrut s\u0103 mi\u0219c o m\u00e2n\u0103. P\u0103ianjen. Blocat\u0103 sub mine. O chitar\u0103 \u00eemi toca creierii. Buze amor\u021bite. Un Cezar cerea drepturi. 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