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wk 6N{"id":9518,"date":"2017-09-14T01:59:07","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T22:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/?p=9518"},"modified":"2017-12-16T14:37:32","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T12:37:32","slug":"prostule-ministru-educatie-care-esti-auxiliare-invatat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uriesblog.ro\/prostule-ministru-educatie-care-esti-auxiliare-invatat\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103h, prostule, de ministru de la educa\u021bie, care e\u0219ti, tu nu cu auxiliare ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi, v\u0103 scriu, aici, c\u0103 toar\u0103\u0219ul de la c\u00e2rma educa\u021biei din Rom\u00e2nia c\u0103reia eu nu-i mai recunosc \u0219i respect identitatea (nu am nimic cu geografia \u0219i istoria mai veche de 100 de ani, dar asta e o alt\u0103 poveste \u0219i am mai pomenit despre asta), a decis s\u0103-\u0219i bage scula (aten\u021bie, nu scula tare pe care nu o are el) tare \u0219i ad\u00e2nc \u00een to\u021bi dasc\u0103lii din sistemul de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. Mai altfel spus, nenea omu’ \u0103sta, cu fa\u021b\u0103 de prost \u00een\u0219urubat cu mixerul fix pe postul \u00een care nu ai voie s\u0103 fi prost mai mult dec\u00e2t o pauz\u0103 scuipat\u0103 dup\u0103 un semn de exclama\u021bie, a zis, el, a\u0219a, c\u0103 a\u0219a io venit, mai d\u0103-te-n sc\u00e2rba mea de profesora\u0219 prost care e\u0219ti \u0219i mai taci dracului din gura ta de elev cretin pe care oricum te vreau needucat \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 de c\u0103cat \u00een care… \u0219ti\u021bi voi, c\u0103ca\u021bii fut \u00een loc s\u0103 put\u0103! Deci, dragii mei…<\/p>\n

\u0218i a\u0219a \u00eencepe o nou\u0103 er\u0103…<\/p>\n

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Acum, nea omu’ maramur\u0103\u0219an, cu diplom\u0103 de pesedist, cu studii \u00eenalte la \u0219coala de prostologie de la Beijing, Viena, Oxford \u0219i Paris, cu matematica m\u0103-tii de cretin care e\u0219ti tu viu \u00een \u021bara asta, hai s\u0103 \u021b-o spun \u0219i p-a mea. C\u0103 tu \u021bi-ai terminat lec\u021bia de dictare. Printr-un dictat de c\u0103cat!<\/p>\n

Eu dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi dasc\u0103l ajuns \u00een subordinea ta a\u0219 cere \u00een secunda doi s\u0103 devin cet\u0103\u021bean apatrid. P\u0103i tu dup\u0103 ce c\u0103catul m\u0103-tii ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat, c\u00e2nd ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat?<\/p>\n

P\u0103i pe vremea noastr\u0103, tembelule, care e\u0219ti tu ministru la educa\u021bie – \u0219i o s\u0103 \u00eemi permit s\u0103-\u021bi spun a\u0219a c\u0103 sunt mai mare ca tine, cum pula mea \u00eenv\u0103\u021bam, b\u0103h? Nu cu materiale auxiliare, ajut\u0103toare, idiotule? Futu-\u021bi auxiliara de servici, cretinule. Las\u0103 dracului dasc\u0103lul s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba! Idiotule care te \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219ezi cu fa\u021ba aia de cretin.<\/p>\n

Mai bine faci, dracului, o lege care s\u0103-l AJUTE pe \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tor, care s\u0103 AJUTE la simplificare, care s\u0103 exclud\u0103 manualele alea idioate<\/strong> care circul\u0103 pe pia\u021b\u0103 \u0219i care devin maculatur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 valoare de la an la an, care s\u0103-i motiveze pe elevi s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be ceea ce vor \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be \u00een via\u021ba asta \u0219i pe profesori s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba mai bine, care s\u0103 exclud\u0103 clientelismul \u0219i amatorismul din sistemul de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. La asta trebuie s\u0103 fii tu atent, boulene.<\/p>\n

Poate c\u0103 ar trebui, dracului, s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la un sistem de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt privat. Existent \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Poate c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti, dracului, c\u0103 dac\u0103 o s\u0103 ai \u00een jurul t\u0103u, peste c\u00e2\u021biva ani, doar cretini, tu o s\u0103 te nume\u0219ti regele cretinilor, o s\u0103 mori la fel ca \u0219i cretinii \u0219i o s\u0103 iei \u00een groapa ta plin\u0103 de c\u0103cat doar c\u0103cat expandat, c\u0103 nimeni, dup\u0103 matematica ta ira\u021bional\u0103, n-o s\u0103 mai \u0219tie c\u00e2t face doi ori doi.<\/p>\n

Nu te mai preocupa, domnu’ Idiot \u0218ef de la Educa\u021bie, cu auxiliare. Las\u0103-l pe dasc\u0103l s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103. Nu te mai da tu mare d\u0103\u0219tept. C\u0103 sunt unii mai d\u0103\u0219tep\u021bi ca tine, cretinule. Crede-m\u0103. \u0218i unii sunt chiar mai \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tori dec\u00e2t profesori de mate idioat\u0103 ca tine.<\/p>\n

\u0218i hai s\u0103 \u021bi-o spun \u0219i pe asta, cretin care e\u0219ti tu. Eu nu sunt profesor. De\u0219i, sunt convins c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd am fost trainer, am fost mai eficient ca tine, pentru c\u0103 am avut rezultate care s-au soldat cel pu\u021bin cu c\u00e2teva zerouri \u00een plus, dup\u0103 ni\u0219te 2 \u0219i 3. Dar ce \u0219tii tu despre asta? Deci sunt avizat s\u0103 spun ceea ce spun. Acum sunt doar blogger \u0219i fotograf, c\u0103 m-am retras din lumea voastr\u0103 de c\u0103cat, de-aia \u021bi-o \u0219i trag aici. C\u0103 sunt independent. Nu am \u0219efi ca tine. Nu sunt \u00eenrolat \u00eentr-o armat\u0103 cu \u00eensemne pesediste. Tu e\u0219ti profesor (cic\u0103), boura\u0219 de mantinel\u0103 b\u0103tucit\u0103 care e\u0219ti. Deci, boura\u0219u lu’ tata, ca \u0219i chestie, ar trebui s\u0103 nu mai faci gre\u0219eli gramaticale c\u00e2nd deschizi gura, bou de step\u0103 care e\u0219ti tu, c\u0103 e\u0219ti profesor, boule! Sau nu ai aflat \u00eenc\u0103 ce-i aia?! Profesorii, mai ales cei care pred\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021be exacte, cum ar fi matematica, cretinule, care e \u00een toate \u0219i \u00een tot, mai nou, nu au voie s\u0103 gre\u0219easc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 gre\u0219esc istoria o s\u0103 judece greu. \u0218i istoria e important\u0103, Gheorghe, de la Maramure\u0219, care-i faci de r\u00e2s pe ardeleni, dar mai ales pe rom\u00e2nii care cu tupeu au vrut s\u0103 reziste \u00een \u021bara asta. Dar \u0219tii tu oare ce-i aia istorie, maramure\u0219an cretin care faci de ru\u0219ine Maramure\u0219ul?<\/p>\n

Da, \u0219tiu, vrei tu s\u0103 fi mai cu coaie, s\u0103 te faci auzit. C\u0103 la tine \u00een cas\u0103 tu ai mereu ultimul cuv\u00e2nt (bine, mam\u0103)! Da’ mai \u00eenceteaz\u0103 \u0219i mai du-te dracului. Mai las\u0103-ne dracului copiii \u0219i profesorii \u00een pace. Dac\u0103 nu ai pile la Arsenie Boca se rezolv\u0103, sunt \u00een preajm\u0103, rezolvim. Te rezolv s\u0103 pupe \u0219i gura ta o cruce de sf\u00e2nt idiot, poate a\u0219a te faci \u0219i tu bine.<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u021bi dau \u0219i solu\u021bii. D\u0103\u0219teptul educa\u021biei care e\u0219ti tu.<\/p>\n

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  1. Uit\u0103-te mai des la Las Fierbin\u021bi, o s\u0103 observi c\u0103 suntem, \u00een anumite momente, foarte pro\u0219ti. Mai ales tu.<\/li>\n
  2. Masturbeaz\u0103-te mai des, nu mai fi at\u00e2t de crispat. Zic \u0219i io, c\u0103 dac\u0103 tot nu ai ce s\u0103 fu\u021bi…<\/li>\n
  3. Doar ministru, asta tre’ s\u0103 te crezi, at\u00e2t, g\u00e2nde\u0219te-te mai pu\u021bin la cultura de c\u0103cat din capul t\u0103u, \u0103ia te-or pus acolo c\u0103 trebuia, oricum, s\u0103 fie un cretin \u0219i pe postul \u0103la.<\/li>\n
  4. C\u00e2nd vrei data viitoare s\u0103 dai o directiv\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi sugerez s\u0103 taci.<\/li>\n
  5. Vezi c\u0103 sunt \u0219i fotograf, deci vezi, dracului, c\u0103 ai \u0219i o fa\u021b\u0103 de c\u0103cat, pe care b\u0103ie\u021bii o fotografiaz\u0103 fix atunci c\u00e2nd e mai de c\u0103cat. Mai coafeaz\u0103-te. F\u0103-\u021bi un permanent, pune-\u021bi ni\u0219te bigudoaice. Poate a\u0219a te faci fain, ur\u00e2\u021benie pe care eu personal n-a\u0219 fotografia-o niciodat\u0103!<\/li>\n
  6. Schimb\u0103-\u021bi dracului parfumul, c\u0103 am auzit c\u0103 pu\u021bi.<\/li>\n
  7. C\u00e2nd te mai str\u00e2mbi f\u0103 chestia asta doar \u00een fa\u021ba oglinzii. Copiii a c\u0103ror c\u00e2rmaci te dai nu te vor mai str\u00e2mb dec\u00e2t e\u0219ti. \u0218i c\u00e2inii au standarde de frumuse\u021be c\u00e2nd vine vorba de oameni. O vorovit despre asta chiar \u0219i Lucian Blaga \u00een \u201dHronicul \u0219i c\u00e2ntecul v\u00e2rstelor\u201d. Scuze c\u0103 vorbesc limbi str\u0103ine cu tine.<\/li>\n
  8. C\u00e2nd te mai treze\u0219ti te rog s\u0103 te \u00eempu\u0219ti, astfel o s\u0103 te scapi chiar pe tine de durerea de a exista.<\/li>\n
  9. Dac\u0103 te mai treze\u0219ti dup\u0103 ce te \u00eempu\u0219ti, repet\u0103, matematica pulii pe care ai predat-o tu te va ajuta p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 s\u0103 dispari dracului din spa\u021biul public \u00een care te tot \u00eent\u00e2lnesc.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Zece. Bonus. Boule, dac\u0103 nu ai \u00een\u021beles ce am scris p\u00e2n\u0103 acum suplimentez: fondul clasei, bani de la p\u0103rin\u021bi ca s\u0103 pun banc\u0103, parchet, cret\u0103? E\u0219ti prost? Astea nu-s destul de auxiliare pentru tine, imbecil analfabet care nu te vezi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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